Anyone from the UK?

[hugh_jarce69]

Kitkat chunky is NOT a biscuit!

Could be the question before last. About food sex.

Or I might be off on another tangent

 

[paulworcsuk]

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Well it’s not a cake!

It’s a chocolate bar - admittedly nice, but it’s not a biscuit

See what I mean @annieb123

 

[paulworcsuk]

Could be the question before last. About food sex.

Or I might be off on another tangent

Bit too straight edged maybe?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Be afraid, be very afraid, once the bin police start they don’t stop !

Get over it, man. Let it go, ffs

 

[Foxed]

It’s a chocolate bar - admittedly nice, but it’s not a biscuit

See what I mean @annieb123

Made with biscuit

 

[Heidi_UK]

If it wasn't mince pie season I'd also be on the chocolate hobnobs

 

[paulworcsuk]

Made with biscuit

Stop! Make it stop!

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Club is a biscuit though?

 

[annieb123]

I will sleep with one eye open...

 

[annieb123]

Club is a biscuit though?

As is a penguin

 

[paulworcsuk]

As is a penguin

Please stop

And yes penguins and clubs are biscuits

No one else got dogging stories lol

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Please stop

And yes penguins and clubs are biscuits

No one else got dogging stories lol

It’s that @Goldenh123456789 fault

She’s put the kitkat amongst the pigeons





Alright, alright, I’m already putting my coat on……

 

[zach20092]

Hello everyone, been lurking alittle while thought I would finally saw hello

A wonderful day to step in to the sun
Sunny in London!

 

[Goldenh123456789]

The advert for Club biscuits used to go "have you ever seen so much chocolate on a biscuit?". Well, actually yes I have and especially now because they have shrunk in size and are now covered in "chocolate" which isn't actually real chocolate. It is AI chocolate.

Other things that have shrunk are - Curly Wurlies, Mars bars, Twix, Turkish Delights, Freddo The Frog chocolate bars, chocolate buttons, the contents of a bag of crisps and my husband's once magnificent erection post the male menopause.

Well if this is confessional time. Mini Mars Bars, mini bounty, mini milky way, and my husbands mini erection are also smaller than they were. And in many ways it should be compared to Rowntree-Mackintosh Rolo bars... can no longer be found despite hunting high and low !

 

[zach20092]

Well if this is confessional time. Mini Mars Bars, mini bounty, mini milky way, and my husbands mini erection are also smaller than they were. And in many ways it should be compared to Rowntree-Mackintosh Rolo bars... can no longer be found despite hunting high and low !

Indeed a problem! Increasing costs, waistlines and stress... shrinking fun!

 

[jonnoback]

That sounds the evening I need to stumble across the club 'by accident' ;-)

There's a couple of clubs not too far from me.... not been of course...

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Hello everyone, been lurking alittle while thought I would finally saw hello

Late to the party again but welcome to the friendliest but craziest part of Lit.

 

[Goldenh123456789]

There are little Rolo pudding pots you can get. Not much in them though - about three spoonfuls.

Not much satisfaction there when you want a 12" Curly Wurly XL.

 

[metrifonate]

Not much satisfaction there when you want a 12" Curly Wurly XL.

30 cm

 

[hugh_jarce69]

There's a couple of clubs not too far from me.... not been of course...

Are we still talking biscuits?

 

[Norfolkguy49]

What we do here lol

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Rowntree-Mackintosh Rolo bars... can no longer be found despite hunting high and low !

Nestlé stopped a lot of things after their aggressive takeover. Same with Mondeléz and Cadburys.

 

[LittleGreene]

not sure about clubs in Bristol, but there is a very well known dogging spot just off the M4 near Bath. Loads of empty cars parked up every time I've passed, but I'm told it’s more of a gay haunt and that couples go down to

Central chambers? I’ve heard of that in Bristol.

 

[Goldenh123456789]

30 cm

Boasting ? Typo ? :-o

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

What I've seen so far is people saying "good morning" to each other, talking about the weather (how bloody British!) and now talking about biscuits.

Mmmmm - sexy!!

Don't worry too much. It's lunchtime so the conversation will move on to toasties in a minute.