Anyone from the UK?

[metrifonate]

Tea, porridge, filled the bird feeders now out for a walk with my camera.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Ooh coffee adventc calendar. I'm stuck with a beer one.

I have one with nuts.
No need to reply with a comment of questionable morals. That's my ... profession.
And yes, I like nuts. And you do have dirty minds.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Sorry, but pigs are delicious

I've never met a slice of bacon I didn't like

 

[Fufumberuk]

Smoked or not?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Smoked or not?

I can't recommend smoking pork.
Just eat it like everyone else
Weirdo.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Smoked or not?

either, when it comes to bacon I can swing both ways

 

[tugger1987]

Morning all, who’s on coffee duty?

 

[angelofthenorth]

Morning all, who’s on coffee duty?

I think it's a free bar this morning

 

[tugger1987]

I think it's a free bar this morning

That’s no fun, having to get out of a warm bed haha

 

[angelofthenorth]

That’s no fun, having to get out of a warm bed haha

what do you want waitress sevice?

 

[tugger1987]

what do you want waitress sevice?

that could work haha

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Hello again, everyone. Since my earlier message I've been going through all of Maude's posted works, as I promised. Now to put my thoughts in order for the feedback PM.

 

[metrifonate]

I have one with nuts.
No need to reply with a comment of questionable morals. That's my ... profession.
And yes, I like nuts. And you do have dirty minds.

You need to find someone with a bolts one.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

You need to find someone with a bolts one.

... while you prefer something with melons?

 

[metrifonate]

... while you prefer something with melons?

They would go mouldy by the 25th.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

... while you prefer something with melons?

Grapefruit, or even apples, would be better.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Pears?

 

[jonnoback]

Pears?

Did you see my socks the other day?

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Pears?

Firm, sweet and juicy?

 

[StrentWriter]

Hello again, everyone. Since my earlier message I've been going through all of Maude's posted works, as I promised. Now to put my thoughts in order for the feedback PM.

There’s some real gems in there, to be fair.

 

[MaudeBlack]

I hope everyone is having a fun Saturday. I've just come back from Christmas shopping. Tripping over dawdling shoppers is still somehow more fun that proof-reading my next story...ho ho ho!

Xx

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Feedback in your PM as promised. Proofreading also available.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Today is the Christmas party at our fire station. I know you Brits eat strange things. Most of it is very tasty.
What we traditionally always have is Mett. It's raw minced meat, lightly seasoned and salted. It's eaten with raw onions on bread. It's actually a breakfast food. We also call it fire brigade jam. I almost prefer to eat it like the French do, with raw egg.
So if a European mocks your eating habits in future, now you know.
And next time, we'll talk about mite cheese.

Of course we also have other food here. And Glühwein for later.

 

[MaudeBlack]

Today is the Christmas party at our fire station. I know you Brits eat strange things. Most of it is very tasty.
What we traditionally always have is Mett. It's raw minced meat, lightly seasoned and salted. It's eaten with raw onions on bread. It's actually a breakfast food. We also call it fire brigade jam. I almost prefer to eat it like the French do, with raw egg.
So if a European mocks your eating habits in future, now you know.
And next time, we'll talk about mite cheese.

Of course we also have other food here. And Glühwein for later.

I've never heard of Mett before but it sounds interesting, is it like Tartar?
Gluwein has been a friend on many a European winter excursion. Xx

 

[jonnoback]

I've never heard of Mett before but it sounds interesting, is it like Tartar?
Gluwein has been a friend on many a European winter excursion. Xx

I was thinking that... but I looked up Mett and it said pork rather than beef. Either way, I'm not brave enough!

Gluwein though - yes please.