Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

I used to tell my niece and nephew that the alarm sensor in the corner of the room was Santa CCTV, and when the little red light came on, Santa was watching...worked like a charm!!

That’s brilliant!

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I’m a guy. So it’s the simple things…

What's the "hot shower" emoji? That I will have after I'm back from my bicycle ride.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

There are five adults and four children in my house at the moment and bathroom space is at a premium, so I get up early x

Two bathrooms.
And "If you want breakfast, I go first"

 

[Ironfan]

Well I’m up because my stupid husband forgot to turn off his work week alarm. Idiot

I may have done that on Friday

As for today, my body clock hates me so wake up early more often then not.

 

[angelofthenorth]

That’s brilliant!

I used to put a cocktail cherry on their plate and tell them they were eating Rudolf!! My sister used to go banzi,

 

[Bettytheboo]

Two bathrooms.
And "If you want breakfast, I go first"

I am lucky to have an ensuite bathroom but that doesn't stop the emergency wee entering my private chambers LOL

 

[matureman32]

 

[jonnoback]

Two bathrooms.
And "If you want breakfast, I go first"

Four. Didn’t realise my insurance would go up so much as a result

 

[MaudeBlack]

Wine? Or mulled wine?

Wine. Although mulled wine will be consumed tonight. Xx

 

[deft]

Wine. Although mulled wine will be consumed tonight. Xx

It's only two days away from being acceptable to have mulled wine for breakfast!

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Four. Didn’t realise my insurance would go up so much as a result

Four breakfasts? You are greedy.

 

[StrentWriter]

Morning all. Mince pie eaten with a coffee. Lazy ahead of Christmas. Going for a run shortly.

Feels like the last few weeks on the forum have been quite merry and inspiring. My writing is still going so who knows - maybe I’ll end up with more material to do something with soon.

Until then, hope everyone has managed their Christmas shopping!

 

[Ironfan]

Four breakfasts? You are greedy.

Second breakfast I can understand. Four is straying into elevenese's

 

[TR0182]

Morning Angel

I'm in a happy mood and about to steal your idea of bacon and mushrooms... sounds too good!

Might steal too but sausages instead of bacon

 

[angelofthenorth]

Might steal too but sausages instead of bacon

hey, we're flexible around here, bacon, sausage, whatever chews yer toffee!

 

[Ironfan]

Sat on the train up to the in laws. Lovense toy on, wondering if I should put a control link somewhere for random teasing.

 

[spawnofdavey]

Sat on the train up to the in laws. Lovense toy on, wondering if I should put a control link somewhere for random teasing.

Sounds like that could be an enjoyable journey

 

[EyesOnHers]

Sat on the train up to the in laws. Lovense toy on, wondering if I should put a control link somewhere for random teasing.

It's Christmas, treat yourself

 

[Ironfan]

Sounds like that could be an enjoyable journey

It's Christmas, treat yourself

Unfortunately like a lot of apps, mostly men on there or bots trying to get you on a different site

 

[spawnofdavey]

Yeah, very true.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Morning all.

Trying to find where Tesco’s staff Christmas party is being held this year.

I’ve been using their self-service checkouts all year so thought I’d pop along

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Second breakfast I can understand. Four is straying into elevenese's

Can you explain to me, and please avoid long and complicated words like "Marmelade" because English is a foreign language for me after all, why he needs an insurance for his breakfast? Is that a British thing?
Or just another weird BE way to flabbergast foreigners by using wrong words for something? Coffee for example?
"I take black pudding, a grilled tomato and a health insurance for breakfast." (Coffee with cream)
You Brits are funny people.

 

[Bettytheboo]

You need insurance to transport a very large breakfast, the need for heavy machinery, and a risk assessment is mandatory. Also, insurance is needed for medical cover.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Come to think of it. Black pudding. That's a great one. Everyone should expect a sweet dessert when it's called pudding.
Imagine that poor French vegetarian and clueless Goth girl ordering it. She's up for a surprise n'est-ce pas ?

 

[upnorthjay]

Come to think of it. Black pudding. That's a great one. Everyone should expect a sweet dessert when it's called pudding.
Imagine that poor French vegetarian and clueless Goth girl ordering it. She's up for a surprise n'est-ce pas ?

Wait until you see Yorkshire Pudding