Anyone from the UK?

I was hoping to stay home for the rest of the week, but I'm running out of fresh stuff, so I gotta go backout.
I'll leave the car and walk, that's healthy
 
Waiting on the clock to tick over to 8am so I can ring the company to try and get someone out here to inspect it.

Hoody on, proper Kenny’ing it up today…
 
Here we are again.
Have you ever noticed that when you leave glasses and plates lying around anywhere in the kitchen, they suddenly disappear? Without any human intervention? I have observed this phenomenon more closely: in complete disregard of the law of conservation of mass, they disappear completely from this universe and then, as if by magic, reappear in their cupboards, completely clean. My guess is that there are sub-universes to this universe in which our existence takes place. This could satisfy the law of conservation of mass, provided that the mass of the sub-universe, which I call the dishwasher universe, is fully accounted for in our universe.
Since the law of conservation of mass is not based on a principle of action, it is of course not a true conservation law. It is therefore possible that what is actually taking place is simply an exchange of energy. I might take the Noether theorem into consideration.
I think I will discuss this with my family members, and I very much hope that Hogfather (aka Santa) will bring the necessary stun gun.
 
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