Anyone from the UK?

[Speshul91]

The imagination is unreal lol

 

[Londonguy69]

Literally just had this….

Hey sexy what are you wearing right now? My big fat dick is sooooo fucking hard. You should help me out

Surprised that he didn’t send it on Saturday as a romantic Valentines message

 

[CurvyCumslut75]

Surprised that he didn’t send it on Saturday as a romantic Valentines message

Right!? Soooo romantic! Hope he doesn’t have a woman - poor thing lol

 

[Londonguy69]

Right!? Soooo romantic! Hope he doesn’t have a woman - poor thing lol

But what if he had followed it up with a voice message in a cockney accent?

 

[Speshul91]

Right!? Soooo romantic! Hope he doesn’t have a woman - poor thing lol

Probably living in his mums spare room

 

[angelofthenorth]

Ohhh I did!
Seriously - do guys really think that’s a good start?! And women… if you accept that then I’m lost for words tbh and that doesn’t happen very often haha

No, we don’t accept that, absolutely not. I’m sorry you’re experiencing that.

 

[Speshul91]

Literally just had this….

Hey sexy what are you wearing right now? My big fat dick is sooooo fucking hard. You should help me out

I think i just had one that beats that

 

[Wageslave]

Literally just had this….

Hey sexy what are you wearing right now? My big fat dick is sooooo fucking hard. You should help me out

What a class act .
And they wonder why nobody answers

 

[angelofthenorth]

What a class act .
And they wonder why nobody answers

For the most part you fellas are gentlemen, and I would be happy to chat and spend a pleasent couple of hours in your company with a big mug of tea.
However there are some that get through, usually because they're slime, and as such can ooze under the door,
On one level we're on a level playing field as we can only see words on a screen. Some and I do emphasise some think that the rules of real life do not count on Lit.

 

[CurvyCumslut75]

But what if he had followed it up with a voice message in a cockney accent?

Hahaha apples and pears mate

 

[angelofthenorth]

I apologies I didn't mean to rant

 

[CurvyCumslut75]

I think i just had one that beats that

Share away please….

 

[Speshul91]

I apologies I didn't mean to rant

No need to apologise

 

[Fufumberuk]

For the most part you fellas are gentlemen, and I would be happy to chat and spend a pleasent couple of hours in your company with a big mug of tea.
However there are some that get through, usually because they're slime, and as such can ooze under the door,
On one level we're on a level playing field as we can only see words on a screen. Some and I do emphasise some think that the rules of real life do not count on Lit.

Let me know which biscuits to bring.... After all, that the sole purpose of this thread

 

[angelofthenorth]

No need to apologise

Thank you, I also find it interesting that most of the ...lets say...unwelcomed messages. Are NOT Brits....make of that what you will!

 

[angelofthenorth]

Let me know which biscuits to bring.... After all, that the sole purpose of this thread

caramel and chocolate hobnobs are a good starting place, but, please no custard creams

 

[Speshul91]

Thank you, I also find it interesting that most of the ...lets say...unwelcomed messages. Are NOT Brits....make of that what you will!

I get what you're saying. On here im pretty lucky but another site im on its all bits that send me weird stuff, you should see the last one I got

 

[angelofthenorth]

I get what you're saying. On here im pretty lucky but another site im on its all bits that send me weird stuff, you should see the last one I got

this place is bad enough, but thank you for the offer

 

[Tractorman999]

I get what you're saying. On here im pretty lucky but another site im on its all bits that send me weird stuff, you should see the last one I got

Come on you have to share now lol

 

[Speshul91]

this place is bad enough, but thank you for the offer

As a guy I can't understand it, if you wouldn't say it in a pub who say it online?

 

[joclfc]

Afternoon all, bleak out today

 

[Speshul91]

Come on you have to share now lol

Are you sure? This was the opening message too not even a how are you

 

[angelofthenorth]

As a guy I can't understand it, if you wouldn't say it in a pub who say it online?

I know, it's like if a man said such things to a woman in person, she would slap his face, or throw a drink at him and walk away. But here it's like big game hunting.
If it moves fuck it, if it doesn't fuck it twice

 

[Speshul91]

I know, it's like if a man said such things to a woman in person, she would slap his face, or throw a drink at him and walk away. But here it's like big game hunting.
If it moves fuck it, if it doesn't fuck it twice

I guess the anonymity of being behind a screen makes them brave. Half of them probably haven't got the balls to speak to a real woman face to face, it really does make you wonder sometimes.

 

[Tractorman999]

lol sad but true, where’s the thrill of the chase/seduction. We all know it’s different but please at least try