Anyone from the UK?

Ooh posh girl :LOL:

Though I say Baath (long 'a' as in path) not Baff (short 'a').
If you say so, I’ll take it as a compliment 😂 but looks like you’re the toff here Jonno with your long bath! Don’t forget to take the plum out of your mouth and choke when you wolf down those girthy pancakes 😝
 
If you say so, I’ll take it as a compliment 😂 but looks like you’re the toff here Jonno with your long bath! Don’t forget to take the plum out of your mouth and choke when you wolf down those girthy pancakes 😝
I've read your stories... and it's not me that's choking on girthy objects

My pancake for lunch was delicious 😋
 
Scone as in bone! This is a hill I am willing to die on!
See, here’s the thing. I’d say ‘scone as in gone’ (I’ll say it as in bone sometimes, but mainly out of gentle mirth) and, while I’d not perhaps die on that hill, I’m sure I’d be maimed a lot before I gave in.

But as a slightly separate question.. let’s say I was prepared to die on that hill for it. What happens then? Is it just that you sit on your hill and I sit on mine, each slowly but righteously dying? This feels (quite literally) fatally flawed! But maybe I’m missing something amid the metaphor :)

Either way, as long as the scone is delicious then eventually I’m sure I won’t worry so much 👌
 
See, here’s the thing. I’d say ‘scone as in gone’ (I’ll say it as in bone sometimes, but mainly out of gentle mirth) and, while I’d not perhaps die on that hill, I’m sure I’d be maimed a lot before I gave in.

But as a slightly separate question.. let’s say I was prepared to die on that hill for it. What happens then? Is it just that you sit on your hill and I sit on mine, each slowly but righteously dying? This feels (quite literally) fatally flawed! But maybe I’m missing something amid the metaphor :)

Either way, as long as the scone is delicious then eventually I’m sure I won’t worry so much 👌
“Scon” just feels strange in my mouth even forming the word somehow 😂
That’s an interesting question! I always imagined a dramatic last stand with your disagreers surrounding you and beating them off but I like yours just waving across at each other passive aggressively till one of us walks off!
I have a friend who says “scuuuurrrn”… surely we can all agree that is simply perverse! 😝
 
“Scon” just feels strange in my mouth even forming the word somehow 😂
That’s an interesting question! I always imagined a dramatic last stand with your disagreers surrounding you and beating them off but I like yours just waving across at each other passive aggressively till one of us walks off!
I have a friend who says “scuuuurrrn”… surely we can all agree that is simply perverse! 😝
Amazing, yes - on so many fronts. Either this passive-aggressive, belligerent stare-off, from the perfect vantage point of our high-up hills :D Or each simply bellow ‘Scon!’, ‘Scoooone!’ back at each other until someone relents, furious and/or ashamed.

your disagreers surrounding you and beating them off
You should know that it was incredibly difficult to resist rude jokes about this...

I have a friend who says “scuuuurrrn”… surely we can all agree that is simply perverse! 😝
…but yes, this is madness. With a shared enemy, truly our two sides can unite to condemn this debased nonsense
 
Amazing, yes - on so many fronts. Either this passive-aggressive, belligerent stare-off, from the perfect vantage point of our high-up hills :D Or each simply bellow ‘Scon!’, ‘Scoooone!’ back at each other until someone relents, furious and/or ashamed.


You should know that it was incredibly difficult to resist rude jokes about this...


…but yes, this is madness. With a shared enemy, truly our two sides can unite to condemn this debased nonsense
Scooooone!!! 😂
Haha me? Double entendres!? We must not have met…
 
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