Anyone from the UK?

[KentBloke63]

pumper71....so far as I know, unless you know different

Not sure how I’d know

 

[MaudeBlack]

Any milk or sugar?

Milk, no sugar.

I'd say that I'm sweet enough but that is a bare-bottomed lie!

Xx

 

[shamzad_101]

So are we

EDIT: 'we' as in members of the thread - as I'm just me!

You could be lit royalty?

 

[angelofthenorth]

Not sure how I’d know

Around ere...I don't take owt for granted

 

[shamzad_101]

Milk, no sugar.

I'd say that I'm sweet enough but that is a bare-bottomed lie!

Xx

Bare bottoms are one thing but lies... Shocking!!!

I'll pop it on the post-it next to the kettle x

 

[KentBloke63]

Milk, no sugar.

I'd say that I'm sweet enough but that is a bare-bottomed lie!

Xx

Mmm Maude’s bare bottom

 

[jonnoback]

Morning my little lambs
(...which sounds a lot more patronising than intended!)

I hope you are all well?

Xx

How. Err patronising did you want to be?

 

[jonnoback]

Morning all. I need tea as it’s the middle of the night.

 

[Ironfan]

Milk, no sugar.

I'd say that I'm sweet enough but that is a bare-bottomed lie!

Xx

Now thinking about your bare bottom.

Morning started fantastically, then the coffee machine decided it didn't want to make coffee

 

[KentBloke63]

Now thinking about your bare bottom.

Morning started fantastically, then the coffee machine decided it didn't want to make coffee

I’d get a divorce

 

[MaudeBlack]

Now thinking about your bare bottom.

Morning started fantastically, then the coffee machine decided it didn't want to make coffee

I'd offer to bring you a coffee from Costa, but I'm not sure how they'd feel about my bare bottom.
Going full Winnie-the-Pooh in public could go either way.
That and there is a lot of cellulite!

Xx

 

[Ironfan]

I'd offer to bring you a coffee from Costa, but I'm not sure how they'd feel about my bare bottom.
Going full Winnie-the-Pooh in public could go either way.
That and there is a lot of cellulite!

Xx

I'd happily take both

 

[joclfc]

Morning all

 

[jonnoback]

I'd offer to bring you a coffee from Costa, but I'm not sure how they'd feel about my bare bottom.
Going full Winnie-the-Pooh in public could go either way.
That and there is a lot of cellulite!

Xx

It’s ok. When it’s jiggling around it’s blurred into being smooth