Anyone from the UK?

[Kat90xx]

That looks like it needs a scythe! Do they even sell scythes anymore?

Middle of Lidl is your best bet

 

[LittleGreene]

That looks like it needs a scythe! Do they even sell scythes anymore?

Ha ha.

Not allowed to touch this place it’s a SSSI - it has wild horses and all sorts.

And yes. We have a scythe but a small one.

 

[TheMarksman]

Middle of Lidl is your best bet

That made me lol - literally!

 

[snexxer]

Morning all. Start to another week.
Hope youre all well and Caffeined up.

Middle of Lidl is your best bet

Oh I love a wander up a Lidl Middle. 75% tat, 24% whats that, 1% want that.

But no trip to Lidl is complete without cheese twists.

 

[TheMarksman]

Ha ha.

Not allowed to touch this place it’s a SSSI - it has wild horses and all sorts.

To borrow from @ReallyRandyReader:

You know you’ve been on Lit too long when your first thought is… euphemism

 

[jonnoback]

Morning all. Start to another week.
Hope youre all well and Caffeined up.


Oh I love a wander up a Lidl Middle. 75% tat, 24% whats that, 1% want that.

But no trip to Lidl is complete without cheese twists.

They had a chainsaw on Saturday. Was very difficult to resist.

 

[Kat90xx]

They had a chainsaw on Saturday. Was very difficult to resist.

Is your manual chopper giving you sore arms?

 

[jonnoback]

Is your manual chopper giving you sore arms?

There's a reason my arms are like popeye's

 

[Kat90xx]

There's a reason my arms are like popeye's

They do say spinach makes for strong seamen

 

[snexxer]

They had a chainsaw on Saturday. Was very difficult to resist.

(Hides the tabletop bandsaw and pillar drill)

 

[snexxer]

They do say spinach makes for strong seamen

What did Freddy Mercury and the passengers of the titanic have in common.

Both died due to bad seamen.

 

[jonnoback]

They do say spinach makes for strong seamen

You'll be pleased to know I eat heartily

 

[joclfc]

Just in case anyone needs cheering up...

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It's a bit hard to score without a striker

 

[Medicalman13152]

Morning all.

After a glorious weekend nature has vowed to bring us back down to earth with a foggy one today

Got to sort out my outside studio but now I feel less enthusiasm

https://ibb.co/8LMbH7Qb

Simply a beautiful view from your studio!

 

[shamzad_101]

Middle of Lidl is your best bet

Isn't it just! Full of wonder and crap you're desperate to buy but have no need for

My sainsbugs has decided to do a massive switch around, fruit and veg where clothes used to be... No booze... Everyone was wandering round confused and disoriented! Horrible

 

[TheMarksman]

My Sainsbury’s has been doing it regularly for a few years. I’ve even tried telling them how annoying it is from a customer’s point of view.

 

[snexxer]

My sainsbugs has decided to do a massive switch around, fruit and veg where clothes used to be... No booze... Everyone was wandering round confused and disoriented! Horrible

My Sainsbury’s has been doing it regularly for a few years. I’ve even tried telling them how annoying it is from a customer’s point of view.

I used to be a manager at Sainsburys, now imagine how annoying it is for staff to do it.

But there is method in the madness.

 

[TheMarksman]

I presume the method is to make people look at what’s on the shelves and entice them into buying stuff they don’t really need.

 

[snexxer]

I presume the method is to make people look at what’s on the shelves and entice them into buying stuff they don’t really need.

Yep thats it exactly. There are lots of retail tricks people don't realise. Clothes and card shops having the temperature and layout just a little uncomfortable for men, makes the rush purchases, and because we don't like to return things when we've made a mistake we end up buying more items.

 

[shamzad_101]

I used to be a manager at Sainsburys, now imagine how annoying it is for staff to do it.

But there is method in the madness.

This is fair, it's also an expansion rather than just a shuffle around so must be even more annoying for staff!

 

[snexxer]

This is fair, it's also an expansion rather than just a shuffle around so must be even more annoying for staff!

Worst was when I worked for Makro. Once a fortnight we had what was known as Makro Mail Wednesday. From 5pm Tuesday to 9pm close, we had change all promotional items, make signage, move all the stock around. It was insane.

 

[joclfc]

Well did have a week off , now turned into 2 days and the weekend

 

[Oldhorndawg]

Hi, new couple just joined enjoying the lit. Looking to see if any other UK folks on here?

Northern Ireland

 

[joclfc]

Northern Ireland

Which part?

 

[Oldhorndawg]

Which part?

Near Belfast