Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

Ooh yeah, a buttery bacon butty would go down very well with a milky tea right now!

Ooh yes please!

 

[snexxer]

Ooh yeah, a buttery bacon butty would go down very well with a milky tea right now!

So many questions.
Breadcake or bread?
Toasted or not?
Butter or marg?
Brown or red sauce?
Thick or thin cut?

 

[LucieLou007]

You offering the bacon or requesting it?

why dont you know how to cook your own

 

[jonnoback]

Good morning

Nothing beats the mornng smell of bacon, well maybe a few things

Sounds like we need to find out.

Tea whilst I wait though. Please

 

[Rakson]

Eh

So many questions.
Breadcake or bread?
Toasted or not?
Butter or marg?
Brown or red sauce?
Thick or thin cut?

White thick cut bread. Brown sauce. Butter.

 

[LucieLou007]

Sounds like we need to find out.

Tea whilst I wait though. Please

oh yes sir of course forgot i am the lit waitress and cook

 

[Rusty85]

why dont you know how to cook your own

Someone else's cooking always tastes better, but if your requesting I'd offer

 

[Kat90xx]

oh yes sir of course forgot i am the lit waitress and cook

@jonnoback is resident tea/pool boy! Chop chop now, you heard the lady

 

[snexxer]

Someone else's cooking always tastes better, but if your requesting I'd offer

Its a scientific fact. Sandwiches made by someone else taste better.

I did a test once. I made a sandwich, she made a sandwich, both had exactly the same topping.

We did a blind taste test, me, my wife, our son and daughter.

The score was 4 to 0 to my wife.

 

[Rusty85]

Its a scientific fact. Sandwiches made by someone else taste better.

I did a test once. I made a sandwich, she made a sandwich, both had exactly the same topping.

We did a blind taste test, me, my wife, our son and daughter.

The score was 4 to 0 to my wife.

Think that might mean your wife makes better sandwiches full stop

 

[jonnoback]

Its a scientific fact. Sandwiches made by someone else taste better.

I did a test once. I made a sandwich, she made a sandwich, both had exactly the same topping.

We did a blind taste test, me, my wife, our son and daughter.

The score was 4 to 0 to my wife.

I’d call that a result. You’d never have to make a sandwich again.

 

[Kat90xx]

So many questions.
Breadcake or bread?
Toasted or not?
Butter or marg?
Brown or red sauce?
Thick or thin cut?

Thick, fluffy white bap
Lightly toasted on inside
Lashings of butter
Bit of chilli mayo
Neatly packed, juicy rashers

 

[jonnoback]

oh yes sir of course forgot i am the lit waitress and cook

Only on Sundays.

Will you wear a maids outfit? And nothing else?

 

[jonnoback]

@jonnoback is resident tea/pool boy! Chop chop now, you heard the lady

Coming right up

 

[snexxer]

Only on Sundays.

Will you wear a maids outfit? And nothing else?

What would she wear when ironing the maid outfit???

 

[Rusty85]

Thick, fluffy white bap
Lightly toasted on inside
Lashings of butter
Bit of chilli mayo
Neatly packed, juicy rashers

Your over complicating it, bap, butter, crispy bacon, ketchup or brown, done!

 

[snexxer]

Thick, fluffy white bap
Lightly toasted on inside
Lashings of butter
Bit of chilli mayo
Neatly packed, juicy rashers

Hmmmm. Im going to have to add making bacon to this week's job list. Need to try that sandwich.
Im already making Welsh Dragon sausages.

 

[Kat90xx]

Only on Sundays.

Will you wear a maids outfit? And nothing else?

What would she wear when ironing the maid outfit???

I’ve got a spare @LucieLou007 can borrow if she likes as long as you don’t mind it being a tad tight

 

[Kat90xx]

You’re over complicating it, bap, butter, crispy bacon, ketchup or brown, done!

How is that complicated!? The devil is simply in the detail

 

[joclfc]

How is Easter going for everyone?

 

[snexxer]

I’ve got a spare @LucieLou007 can borrow if she likes as long as you don’t mind it being a tad tight

Isn't tight better? Certainly looks better.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Happy Easter all. I've gone down the chocolate egg emoji route . There is definitely a gap in the market for Easter themed emojis. Where's Peter Jones when you need him?

 

[cdstefi]

How is Easter going for everyone?

I had a good Friday if not a Good one. In town for a conference and a guy called over to the hotel and we were 69ing within seconds of the door closing (I greeted him in my green lingerie).

And visited a different guy on Saturday morning at his hotel and gave him a very hard spanking and pretty aggressive blowjob. He'd said he wanted it so who am I to refuse?

 

[joclfc]

I had a good Friday if not a Good one. In town for a conference and a guy called over to the hotel and we were 69ing within seconds of the door closing (I greeted him in my green lingerie).

And visited a different guy on Saturday morning at his hotel and gave him a very hard spanking and pretty aggressive blowjob. He'd said he wanted it so who am I to refuse?

Great Easter for you all

 

[angelofthenorth]

Good Morning Play Mates- half price Easter day today