Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

Fuck Jonno , I haven't cut the back lawn yet

You should see the state of mine... it's somewhat bald whilst it's being seeded for growth...

But there's plenty of hot patio to lounge on.

 

[Kat90xx]

You should see the state of mine... it's somewhat bald whilst it's being seeded for growth...

But there's plenty of hot patio to lounge on.

Still at the coal face my own washing is living the life out the back though, the jammy bitch

 

[joclfc]

You should see the state of mine... it's somewhat bald whilst it's being seeded for growth...

But there's plenty of hot patio to lounge on.

Panic over, grass cut and I can see the Dascshounds again

 

[snexxer]

You should see the state of mine... it's somewhat bald whilst it's being seeded for growth...

But there's plenty of hot patio to lounge on.

I got rid of out lawn a few years back. A combination of poor drainage, kids and pets made it hard to manage. Im in the middle of decking half the garden building raised beds ( and if i can get away with it a raised pond), and then new gravel or slate the rest.

Still at the coal face my own washing is living the life out the back though, the jammy bitch

Yeah but it won't look half as good in a bikini.

Panic over, grass cut and I can see the Dascshounds again

Id like a Dachshund, how are they with cats and stairs (3 story house), ive also heard horror stories about their health issues?

 

[joclfc]

I got rid of out lawn a few years back. A combination of poor drainage, kids and pets made it hard to manage. Im in the middle of decking half the garden building raised beds ( and if i can get away with it a raised pond), and then new gravel or slate the rest.

Yeah but it won't look half as good in a bikini.

Id like a Dachshund, how are they with cats and stairs (3 story house), ive also heard horror stories about their health issues?

They chew everything mate

 

[TheMarksman]

Id like a Dachshund, how are they with cats and stairs (3 story house), ive also heard horror stories about their health issues?

According to Billy Connolly, who had mate with a pair of dachshunds (one male and one female), whenever the female was in heat he’d take her upstairs.

When asked why, he said:

“Have you ever seen a dachshund trying to get up the stairs with an erection?!”

 

[joclfc]

According to Billy Connolly, who had mate with a pair of dachshunds (one male and one female), whenever the female was in heat he’d take her upstairs.

When asked why, he said:

“Have you ever seen a dachshund trying to get up the stairs with an erection?!”

Classic

 

[shamzad_101]

Still at the coal face my own washing is living the life out the back though, the jammy bitch

Making all the neighbours gossip

 

[Ironfan]

I'm making a move play mates, be safe out there, take no prisoners and come back alive

I misread that as making a movie and got excited.

Cut our lawn back on Saturday. Though calling it a lawn is a stretch.

 

[Kat90xx]

Making all the neighbours gossip

I’m currently using @deft as a hat stand for the more risqué items

 

[deft]

It’s no problem… especially when it takes several tries to hand the bag on the hook… yes! Yes! Keep trying! DON’T STOP!

 

[Kat90xx]

It’s no problem… especially when it takes several tries to hand the bag on the hook… yes! Yes! Keep trying! DON’T STOP!

Always wondered why the carpet in spoons was so sticky

 

[jonnoback]

Always wondered why the carpet in spoons was so sticky

There's a different app for that challenge ... so I hear anyway

 

[Fufumberuk]

Home sweet home, 6am-2pm does have benefits, well sort of

Every little helps

 

[Kat90xx]

There's a different app for that challenge ... so I hear anyway

Scared to ask what that’s referring to…

 

[jonnoback]

Scared to ask what that’s referring to…

I've no idea... but apparently you get bonus points for a helping hand.

 

[snexxer]

I've no idea... but apparently you get bonus points for a helping hand.

I heard you got even more if you were "creative"...

 

[Japansurfer]

Report back if it’s warm and safe and I may think about getting out of bed before sunset !

It’s safe now. That strange orange ball in the sky is gone

 

[angelofthenorth]

Good Morning play Mates- another day is Paradise

 

[Ironfan]

Good Morning play Mates- another day is Paradise

Coffee's ready

https://ibb.co/R4Qs4BFS

 

[TheMarksman]

Good morning and happy hump day.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I have just bought a beautiful steampunk and lace dress for my weekend away. I hope the bloody thing looks as good on

 

[Ironfan]

I have just bought a beautiful steampunk and lace dress for my weekend away. I hope the bloody thing looks as good on

Sure it'll look good on you

 

[angelofthenorth]

Sure it'll look good on you

aww, you do wonders for my ego

 

[TheMarksman]

On or off you’re bound to look great.