Anyone want a Bobtoad?

[Jeff726]

I am sick and tired of people like Bobtoad making my dear friend NH out to be some kind of heathen. NH is one of the best friends this soul could have ever asked for in his life. She has been there for me when others were not. She stuck by me even when I was a real jerk of a person. She (along with SS) have helped me to not be so shy with women, and look where it has gotten me: I am now in a wonderful realtionship with an AWESOME woman. I could go on and on about how she has helped me, but that would fill up quite the bit of space, and I don't want to do that right now.

If Bobturd wants to be a hypocrite, let him. My life is just fine as it is right now (compared to recent weeks), but when he starts fucking with someone I care very much about, that's it! I will not let anyone disrespect my friends.

As for the little debate going on here, my whole philosophy is this: believe what you want to believe and let others make their own choices.

You can't force anything on anyone. I feel that is wrong to do.

Of course that's just my opinion, I couldn't be wrong.


Peace, Tranquility, and lots of Ben and Jerry's,


Jeff
proud to be a Christian

 

[Expertise]

JEFFIE!

Hows things guy?

BTW. BT is not such a bad guy. I don't know the whole story BTW.

That is not to say that NH is wrong. I don't think that for a second and I concur on your view of her ... in spades. However, when things go sour people, on both sides, can say and do some hurtfull things.

Anyway glad to see you big fella'.

 

[Guest]

BTW. BT is not such a bad guy. I don't know the whole story BTW.

Expertise has now officially kissed every single slimey disgusting ass on the Lit board.

Congratulations, big guy. We'll be sending over a lifetime supply of chapstick and anti-biotics just as soon as we can in honor of your achievement.

Keep on a-smoochin'!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Expertise]

GUH! ....now theres an original name

Except yours ya'pathetic cowardly cum bubble.

You are, with out doubt, in a class with Dee_Cole, Roland and several rather virulent fungal infections. Enjoy the distinction.

Now run home, put on your "jammies" and see if you can locate your testicles without mummies help.

You were beat up a lot as a child weren't you? Much safer behind the monitor isn't it? Fucking pathetic.

 

[Guest]

Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah WAh!

Time to have your diaper changed, smootchie-boy?

 

[Expertise]

I'm not sure I heard you, you mumble when you have shit in your mouth

You win. Bet you don't here that to often.

You are the undisputed Master of the snappy comeback.

I mean Wah Wah Wah. Genius! Utter Genius.

What a pathetic fuck. Enjoy the trophy! Maybe you can put it beside your autographed Box Set of Tele-Tubbies movies or over by your anatomicly correct He-Man blow up doll.

 

[Guest]

What do GUH, bobtoad & Naked Hunny all have in common? They are all immature whiney babies who need to grow up. Guh is upset because he/she/it gets no attention. Bobtoad has a martyr complex & uses it to get attention. Naked Hunny is so insecure about herself she has to be the center of attention all the time. Does it scare anyone else that she has a child, when she is such a child herself? I am childless, but hope if I do have a child someday, I won't spend the majority of my time on a porn site, bragging about all my lovers, experiences, etc. What kind of an example is that for a child? I am sure the flaming will begin shortly, but I am off to find some adult conversation. Ciao!

 

[Jeff726]

Hey Expertise all is good, just busy. (email me or IM me sometime and ill fill ya in)

Man all this fighting makes for GREAT pay per view action on the Spice channel. They should call it "Battle Of The Dumbfucks XIIICXXXLMCXLCXCXC" and charge $.10 to view it. There could be a battle between Bobtoad and GUH!! to decide just who is a bigger idiot. Loser has to reveal their real identity as Dee_Cole.

Call your operator now and send in a copy of your order and receive a copy of "Everything Smart" by myself. Not a very big book tho, lol. However it does contain many naked pics of Asia Carrera. Something to keep your mind off the crap on your TV.

 

[Jeff726]

What do GUH, bobtoad & Naked Hunny all have in common? They are all immature whiney babies who need to grow up. Guh is upset because he/she/it gets no attention. Bobtoad has a martyr complex & uses it to get attention. Naked Hunny is so insecure about herself she has to be the center of attention all the time. Does it scare anyone else that she has a child, when she is such a child herself? I am childless, but hope if I do have a child someday, I won't spend the majority of my time on a porn site, bragging about all my lovers, experiences, etc. What kind of an example is that for a child? I am sure the flaming will begin shortly, but I am off to find some adult conversation. Ciao!

where do you expect to find it anyways? stupid fag.

 

[Nicole]

You know what I just remembered? Naked Hunny, you were pretty upset a few days ago when Bobtoad posted how much he loved you? You said he should have kept personal things personal, right? Well, what is then that you're doing right here?

Here Here.

 

[Guest]

FYI Jeffie, I am not a fag, I am a woman, married with no childre,yet. I think it is sweet that you are in a good relationship, hopefully with someone in real life? For someone who professes peace, you have a lot of hostility. NH & bobtoad are two of a kind & deserve each other. If you can't bear to see the truth, maybe you should go back to the playground with the other kiddies.

 

[Expertise]

Jeff give up on the witty reparte my friend.

Uh, Just Visiting (or whatever). I am pretty sure she could be both a good mother and "here". That is a wee bit of a silly statement

 

[Samuari]

*sigh*

Someone else's personal religious beliefs are not yours to change. Period. Its that free will thing, you know? The only thing you can do is try to be the best Christian you can (from what I can tell, you missed the point) and show them the way. But you can't, can you? Because you are a hypocrite. You expect NH to fall into the Christian lifestyle, while you yourself make rationalizations for not doing so. You aren't just lying to yourself and everyone else, but you are lying to God, whom you profess to follow.

I'm the perfect example of a terrible Christian, because I don't keep God's law and I know it. You are worse, because you don't keep God's law, but you pretend you do and everything is okay.

Muffin, I think that he cheats at solitare, yo.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

What a bunch of jerk-offs

I am really getting concerned about this issue of masturbation. First, if you are going to do it so often, learn how to spell the word.

If masturbation was a sin, don't you think I would have had Jesus rant and rage about it in the gospels? For Christ's sake.

I wish you people would actually read my book and not just spout some gibberish some biblically illiterate self-righteous holier-than-thous beat you over the head with.

Onan's spilling of the seed of Genesis 38 has nothing to do with masturbation. I was pissed because Onan didn't go fuck Tamar like he was ordered. Had Onan done as he was told it certainly would have avoided the Tamar "playing the harlot" tomfoolery that resulted in the breach and the scarlet thread which eventually thoroughly confused the issue of the lineage of Judah.

Find me one single verse in my book that prohibits masturbation. I don't care if you beat your meat and play with your pussies. Hell, even the Pope has now said that masturbation is almost not a sin.

If you still suffer from HMGA (High Masturbation Guilt Anxiety), then go to this website ...

http://www.greenvilleweddings.com/Indulgences/

As you can see forgiveness for masturbation is only $2.00. But if you do it with raw liver it costs $75. It's not cost effective to beat your meat raw with raw meat.

 

[Bliss]

Are You There, Richelieu? It's me, Brat.

Gosh, $2 for each time seems kinda high. Can we maybe work something out after class?

 

[Guest]

Where's my $1.99 Bliss?

You owe me $75 Bobtoad. I hope you ate that liver when you were done with it.

 

[Guest]

Gawd!!!

 

[Thor's Hammer]

<--throwing in a first and second round draft choice and a player to be named later - with "future cash considerations."

LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

Muff wraps her arm around Thor's neck and hauls him back into the closet. "You aren't a free agent. We still have contracts."

(sorry, couldn't resist it)

 

[Always]

Can I have him, NH?

I have a few reform ideas for him...