Apathetics Anonymous

[Guest]

That's assuming someone can be bothered to show me the door.

It's already been explained to me that you don't care, its just that feeding the kids is easier than packing for prison.

The door is the thing the little tykes race in and out of on their way to play in traffic. I leave mine open, so I don't have to get up to answer it.

 

[impressive]

It's already been explained to me that you don't care, its just that feeding the kids is easier than packing for prison.

I'm already in prison ... the difference being that in the OTHER prison, I'd get more pussy.

 

[logophile]

I'm already in prison ... the difference being that in the OTHER prison, I'd get more pussy.

Good point.

 

[Guest]

Hey, I...


Aw, fuck it.

 

[impressive]

Was that Dran?

 

[kendo1]

Oh... almost forgot, Happy Birthday SJ.

 

[sophia jane]

Oh... almost forgot, Happy Birthday SJ.

LMFAO! I think you win the prize for the best birthday greetings, Kendo.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Does the act of procrastination count as doing something?


My balls itch..................

 

[shereads]

My balls itch..................

I know.

 

[impressive]

Someone left the lights on all night.

Oh, well ...

 

[Guest]

 

[impressive]

Ya'll don't care enough to have standards, do you?

Bingo!

Welcome.

 

[logophile]

Maybe if I'd had more than three hours of sleep, I'd care.

Nah, probably not.

 

[sophia jane]

Maybe if I'd had more than three hours of sleep, I'd care.

Nah, probably not.

I had five and a half, and I don't care, so I don't think it matters.

 

[Guest]

Life sucks!

Sorry, guess that is a bit of an optimistic outlook for this thread.

 

[logophile]

I'm really tired.
It's fine if I nap while taking of 5 children, ages 5 to 10 years old, right?

 

[Guest]

I'm really tired.
It's fine if I nap while taking of 5 children, ages 5 to 10 years old, right?

Only if you take a phone to bed with you and the smell of smoke wakes you.

 

[logophile]

Only if you take a phone to bed with you and the smell of smoke wakes you.

Damn, I should have checked this thread before I laid down.

Oh well...

 

[impressive]

Somebody bring me a brownie ... with ice cream.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Somebody bring me a brownie ... with ice cream.

Why bother?

 

[Guest]

Somebody bring me a brownie ... with ice cream.

I ate it all, half way to you.

 

[impressive]

I ate it all, half way to you.

Well, at least you were trying to be obedient. (Now, if you'd only go on the paper, I'd let you sleep indoors.)

 

[Guest]

Well, at least you were trying to be obedient. (Now, if you'd only go on the paper, I'd let you sleep indoors.)

Woof.

Maybe I need one of these .

or this :

http://www.petsmart.com/media/ps/images/products/detail/standard/i/inp0/inP034076_141ef.jpg

 

[impressive]

Woof.

Maybe I need one of these .

 

[impressive]

I cared enough to shower and get dressed. That's enough for today.