apparently i'm wanted to leave...

[Deborah]

I vehemently object to heathen Brit twits calling upon the name of Jesus.

 

[Gaucho]

I vehemently object to heathen Brit twits calling upon the name of Jesus.

Jesus, Deborah! Haven't you buggered the poor guy enough already?

btw - I'm an American heathen. Does that mean it's okay for me to say "Jesus"?

 

[Deborah]

But Gaucho, you are merely screaming the name of your Puerto Rican nekkid oiled yard boy. There is a difference you know.

 

[Gaucho]

But Gaucho, you are merely screaming the name of your Puerto Rican nekkid oiled yard boy. There is a difference you know.

Only in the pronunciation, dear girl.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Deborah,

Am I, a baptist, allowed to call upon the name Jesus?

If so, why?

If not, why not?

 

[Deborah]

You sure can, bobtoad777, as long as you are still a virgin. BTW, you must be one of them there Northern Baptists. Oh sweet Jesus, what I heard about them.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Deborah,

If by northern you mean a baptist from Canada Yeah i guess, I qualify, but i am independant Baptist by assosiation, is that good or bad? As for the Virginity, I can supply it bodily, but I don't know about my mind too, much. Drop me an email sometimes, if your allowed to write Virgin Canadians , From what I understand there is a law against that in some states.

 

[Guest]

Dad damnit!

Get the phone will ya? And if it's bob tell him I'm not in right now...I can't deal with his "I need to get laid crap right now"! Got major problems in Malaysia and Sportscenter is on....

 

[Bobtoad777]

Jesus,

Don't worry I am not planning on getting laid anymore!

 

[Guest]

Whew!

Thanks bob...

This was a serious threat to my image as a miracle worker. I was beginning to think the phrase "With God all things are possible" was a load of.....nevermind

AHHHHHHH sh**! Didn't anybody think to clean up after all these damn dogs (Old dogs and young pups)?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

To Ms. LL....

And exactly what was your remark suppossed to mean?? Do you believe that my being a lawyer specializing in divorce has something to do with my "playful" comment to that sweet lady, CL? Did you, perhaps, have a bad experience with a male divorce lawyer?
I know. I'll start a thread about divorce lawyers and you can share your thoughts with us all.

Just so you know, ALL of my clents and my friends, and my family members are treated with the utmost respect.

And who else but a woman could be a bitch? (Spoken as he runs for cover).

blue

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Everybody raise your hand ....( may be an obscene topic, for some of you).

Who hates lawyers. Got a favorite lawyer joke? Share it with us. Got a favorite lawyer story? Share that too.

I got the idea for this thread from Lovely Latina who said that I was well suited for my profession. (It was not exactly intended to be a compliment).
So, if you want to vent about lawyers, here's your chance.

As for me, I personally can't stand most of them. I find them too egotisical and arguementative. Unfortunately, that's what it takes to be a good trial lawyer.

blue

 

[CreamyLady]

*Sighing*

Flamingo Blue, I took the dog test and I'm a Scottish Terrier; we tend to hang on when we bite.

Arf. Arf. Yap yap yap yap yap . . .

Anyway, the originals are always better than the derivatives. I'd rather be a bitch, than a son of one.

 

[Guest]

get a grip!!

 

[lethal_heartbreaker]

I thought the same way you did awhile ago. But than I met up with some great people here at Literotica. Trust me we are here.
As for the ones who insulted you. Ignore them. You have a friend in me.

 

[Gaucho]

Anyway, the originals are always better than the derivatives. I'd rather be a bitch, than a son of one.

Don't worry about it, CL. Uncompromising Visionaries like yourself are always misunderstood.

Now if I could just find that Jesus guy who's been mucking up this thread.

 

[CreamyLady]

Gaucho, if you keep talking like that you will end up with a Scottish Terrier shedding all over your lap.

 

[Gaucho]

Gaucho, if you keep talking like that you will end up with a Scottish Terrier shedding all over your lap.

Not to worry, CL. I always keep a handy-vac around in case of emergencies.

Arf!

 

[Siren]

Jesus Christ !!!!!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Mea culpa....

Sometimes it takes a smack upside your head to reawaken you to your own flaws. Well, yesterday, one was delivered to me, ever so deftly, by Ms. Lovely Latina for an off-the-hand quip that I directed at Ms. Creamy Lady.

I try not to say "I'm sorry" as I find it to be an empty and overused sentiment. Instead, I will tell you that I will try not to repeat this behavior.If I do, I will expect that "you" will call me on it.

Thanks for helping be me the person that I aspire to be.

blue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 09-19-2000 at 02:34 PM]

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I have been gone so I don't know what's been going on but my comment would be.....Don't worry about it! Just stay!

 

[Expertise]

Shila please stay.

Further to that, would all you people with that same notion lighten the fuck up.

If someone doesn't like you or your posts big flippen deal. What makes them right and you wrong. For christ sake fight back and tell them to piss off. This board is big enough for everyone and you don't have to appear before a tribal council to stay so if you enjoy it stay and to hell with what people think.

Some one said Lit was too homogenous. Fuck me! It is the polar opposite of that very thing, which means that in all likelyhood there is a kindred spirit out there. So be patient and a little less sensitive, find them and others and enjoy.

 

[Always]

Shila please stay.

Further to that, would all you people with that same notion lighten the fuck up.

If someone doesn't like you or your posts big flippen deal. What makes them right and you wrong. For christ sake fight back and tell them to piss off. This board is big enough for everyone and you don't have to appear before a tribal council to stay so if you enjoy it stay and to hell with what people think.

Some one said Lit was too homogenous. Fuck me! It is the polar opposite of that very thing, which means that in all likelyhood there is a kindred spirit out there. So be patient and a little less sensitive, find them and others and enjoy.

fine. i'm back. you all happy now?

thanks, deborah, i was gonna shoot him myself. on second thought... *grabs sniper rifle* firing squad... assemble!! *suddenly grins at Flagg* i couldn't shoot ya... yer too dumb to know that ye'd be dead.

*hugs Expertise* one of your little occasional bits of charm, huh? thank you, too... cause the verdict is in.

le bitch shall stay.

 

[Guest]

Oh god. The dippy twat is back. NOOOOO!!! WHY GOD WHY?!?!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Guh (is that hug spelled bacwards?)...

God had nothing to do with it. Apparently, she has a lot of fans. Amazing, isn't it,

And why do you care, anyways? And where are all your fans? And what do you add to this BB. And when are you gonna sign up?

blue

(Did I ask enoug questions, CL)?