applause

[playfulplayer]

OK...how's this?

yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about. Can I be your boy toy?

You can take me and stick me between your legs any time of the day. And I'll purr and vibrate like a kitten

 

[Epiphany]

yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about. Can I be your boy toy?

You can take me and stick me between your legs any time of the day. And I'll purr and vibrate like a kitten

meow!

 

[playfulplayer]

I'm supposed to meow sitting pretty between your lovely thighs. You're supposed to purr.

 

[Epiphany]

*purrrrrrrrr*

 

[playfulplayer]

I have been told that my tongue works better than any vibrator. I have perfected the rapid side to side, the paintbrush maneuver, the suckling baby, and various other performing art of Zen and the art of pussy pleasure.

I have even instructed a course in this art, and have an instructors diploma.

Interested?

PP

 

[Epiphany]

I have been told that my tongue works better than any vibrator. I have perfected the rapid side to side, the paintbrush maneuver, the suckling baby, and various other performing art of Zen and the art of pussy pleasure.

I have even instructed a course in this art, and have an instructors diploma.

Interested?

PP

can I be the Teacher's Pet?

 

[playfulplayer]

can I be the Teacher's Pet?

You are the teachers pet. I would like to demonstrate on you the correct techniques. Do you want to know how one can tell that they are correct?

PP

 

[Epiphany]

You are the teachers pet. I would like to demonstrate on you the correct techniques. Do you want to know how one can tell that they are correct?

PP

Yes, I'm dying to know.....teach me!

 

[playfulplayer]

Yes, I'm dying to know.....teach me!

Let me give you an overview over the lesson "how to cause rapid multiple orgasms". You lie in supine position reclined against some soft pillows. Both arms raised above your head, super relaxed., with your legs spread supported by further pillows so as to be extremely comofrtable. The Pleasureor slides between your legs, and at the first hint of his or her breath against the luscious lips of your pussy (your being the Pleasureee ) you let your body go limp.

The Pleasureor then nuzzles his lips between yours, and seeks to hold your clitoris between his lips like a cherry pit. Note that it is of utmost importance, that the head of the clitoris protrude inside the mouth of the Pleasureor, so as to lightly be grazed (but just featherlight) by the Pleasureor's teeth.

The next maneuver needs to be practised carefully. The pleasureor begins in light and slow movements to flick his pleasureinstrument (hereinafter called the tongue) across horizontally the Pleasureee's Pleasurebutton. With ever increasing speed of the Pleasureor's tongue, the Pleasureee is brought close to orgasm, approximately 3-4 times. It is of utmost importance not to let the Pleasuree climax.

Then, the Pleasureor literally throws the Pleasuree across the line of division between the climax and the real world. The whole substance of this technique is founded in the patience of the Pleasureor. After the first climax, the Pleasureee must be allowed to rest for approximately 25-30 seconds, while the Pleasureor kisses and nuzzles the inside of the Pleasuree's thighs.

Repeat with impunity until the Pleasuree passes out or admits to wanting the Pleasureor transplanted between her thighs.

Thus endeth the first lesson.

PP

 

[anniebug]

Can I sign up for lessons? PULEEZE???

 

[Epiphany]

Repeat with impunity until the Pleasuree passes out or admits to wanting the Pleasureor transplanted between her thighs.

Thus endeth the first lesson.

PP

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More, sir, please??

 

[playfulplayer]

More, sir, please??

Lesson two coming soon. However, the lessons are paid for in kind. I need more, than "More, sir, please". There are strict rules for instructors in "Zen and the art of pussy pleasure". You must give a pleasureable essay on the effects of the lessons.



PP

 

[tullymars]

.....You must give a pleasureable essay on the effects of the lessons.

PP

PP,
looking forward to their replies on this

tullymars

 

[playfulplayer]

PP,
looking forward to their replies on this

tullymars

Ha!

No replies? I think the ladies need some detention in our discipline room. I think one night would be fine. Tully you want to join the discipline commitee?

PP

 

[Epiphany]

Ha!

No replies? I think the ladies need some detention in our discipline room. I think one night would be fine. Tully you want to join the discipline commitee?

PP

I'm afraid if I try to post a response, I'd short out the keyboard with my drooling.

 

[playfulplayer]

I'm afraid if I try to post a response, I'd short out the keyboard with my drooling.

Nah, and whats a keyboard for a good drooling. I think I'm the drooler here

PP

 

[Epiphany]

Nah, and whats a keyboard for a good drooling. I think I'm the drooler here

PP

Now why would ya be droolin'?

 

[playfulplayer]

By the amount of drool I have produced over your pictures in the last days, and especially last night one would suspect you have been in a wet t-shirt contest

PP

 

[Epiphany]

By the amount of drool I have produced over your pictures in the last days, and especially last night one would suspect you have been in a wet t-shirt contest

PP

hmmm...wet t-shirt....there's an idea for my thread!

 

[playfulplayer]

hmmm...wet t-shirt....there's an idea for my thread!

If you wear thr t-shirt, I'll be the wet for ya

 

[Epiphany]

If you wear thr t-shirt, I'll be the wet for ya

THAT could be interesting!

 

[playfulplayer]

THAT could be interesting!

Ok, let me see

I can offer three kinds of wet:

The generic bucket of water

The slow sponging kinda wet

And the spurtful hosing

What's your pleasure?

PP

 

[Epiphany]

Ok, let me see

I can offer three kinds of wet:

The generic bucket of water

The slow sponging kinda wet

And the spurtful hosing

What's your pleasure?

PP

bucket of water is too generic...slow sponging could be nice...spurtful hosing? they might end up looking like this...

 

[playfulplayer]

Like this? Maybe?

 

[Epiphany]

Like this? Maybe?

OMG!

Yeah...like that!