Applications here please

[Lorilei]

I quit flirting several years ago.

That shot would almost make me reconsider that decision.

Same here. And I'm a straight woman.

 

[Lorilei]

You love me and you know it.

Step away from the weed.

 

[Killswitch]

Step away from the weed.

Oh we don't want that. It's ....no. You don't want that KS.



Anyhow....On with the butts!

 

[RobDownSouth]

You have a flat ass.

oooh "negging"! Just like in the old VH1 "pickup artist" show!

How's that workin' for ya? Gettin' any quality cyber-pussy, studly?

 

[marshalt]

oooh "negging"! Just like in the old VH1 "pickup artist" show!

How's that workin' for ya? Gettin' any quality cyber-pussy, studly?

Now you're mad.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Now you're mad.

Nah, just jellis of your mad pickup artist skillz, studly.
:nods:

 

[Mischka]

I get to hang out bare-bottomed with the succulent evesdream and lascivious yossi?! Sign me up!

 

[marshalt]

Nah, just jellis of your mad pickup artist skillz, studly.
:nods:

I don't pick anyone up. Ever. This is widely known.

 

[Disgustipated]

I get to hang out bare-bottomed with the succulent evesdream and lascivious yossi?! Sign me up!

Yes please

 

[Sinny]

Shit just got real in here.
Mischka.

Cue Sir Mixalot.

More butts, please.

 

[Farrah]

Eve, Yossi, Mischka...so very, very lovely. *dreamy sigh*

 

[pete]

i'm half-convinced mishka isn't real...

no woman is that hot, that nice, that cool, all at once.

if this were ancient greece, we'd have a huge temple being constructed to honor that lovely bum

 

[Killswitch]

I get to hang out bare-bottomed with the succulent evesdream and lascivious yossi?! Sign me up!

Holy buttweasel.

 

[Vikingstone]

i'm half-convinced mishka isn't real...

no woman is that hot, that nice, that cool, all at once.

if this were ancient greece, we'd have a huge temple being constructed to honor that lovely bum

Mischka Parthenos.

 

[pete]

Mishka Parthenos.

located atop the Mish-cropolis

 

[Vikingstone]

High quality ass attack in here. And it's only Wednesday!

 

[Mischka]

i'm half-convinced mishka isn't real...

no woman is that hot, that nice, that cool, all at once.

if this were ancient greece, we'd have a huge temple being constructed to honor that lovely bum

I was recounting a tale to a friend earlier today of a party that I jokingly had dubbed a Bacchanalian Din in advance, and which, well, sort of became one. He said I was born in the wrong era, and that I would have been well suited to the era of Roman and Greek orgies. So that's twice in a day I've been relegated to ancient Greece. I can't say it would be the worst chronological relocation.

 

[Killswitch]

I was recounting a tale to a friend earlier today of a party that I jokingly had dubbed a Bacchanalian Din in advance, and which, well, sort of became one. He said I was born in the wrong era, and that I would have been well suited to the era of Roman and Greek orgies. So that's twice in a day I've been relegated to ancient Greece. I can't say it would be the worst chronological relocation.

You're too tall for Greek dudes.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dear Yossi and Eve, I want to brush your bums with the nipple tips of my huge, warm, Juno-esque breasts.

That's better.

I get to hang out bare-bottomed with the succulent evesdream and lascivious yossi?! Sign me up!

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Wunderbar.

 

[thør]

You're too tall for Greek dudes.

That's why the Greeks bend 'em over.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I get to hang out bare-bottomed with the succulent evesdream and lascivious yossi?! Sign me up!

That's some quality squish right there.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I just wanted to take a moment to praise the Lord for this thread here.

 

[doowdniw]

Eve, Yossi, Mischka...so very, very lovely. *dreamy sigh*

Indeed.

 

[bluebell]

That's some quality squish right there.

It surely be.
And Eve & Yossi, too.

My lack of exclamation points should denote how most-very-incredibly-serious I am right now.
Seeeeerious about the butts.

 

[bg23]

Please consider this my application to the hall of butt hurt.
Any takers?

you have a really nice butt.




do you find g strings uncomfortable? i can't get used to them. every time i put one on i can't stop feeling like i have a wedgie.