Apply Condoms Using Mouth Only?

[someplace]

Just out of the shower LK, with nothing but a towel. Barefoot tootsies here.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Just out of the shower LK, with nothing but a towel. Barefoot tootsies here.

Later it will come to you. You may then make the whoooooshing sound of a plane flying low and fast over your head. Meanwhile, thanks for the imagery... feel free to send digital documentation.

*nods*

 

[Owlz]

Just out of the shower LK, with nothing but a towel. Barefoot tootsies here.

Would love to see a pic of that, someplace!

Is it morning for you yet?

 

[Crimson]

experience

my boyfriend LOVES when i put the condom on with my mouth. the only downside is the taste of condom lube. he doesn't like flavored condoms because, according to him, he ends up smelling like cherry or banana for days (won't come off in the shower apparently).

i try to just use my lips rather than adding the tongue and that seems to work well for both of us.....



crimson

 

[someplace]

Crimson, thanks for sharing the knowledge. It's good to know this works/is actually possible. Cool.

 

[rl_dylan]

i've done this for boyfs in the past...
things to remember:

1) get mouth wet (lick lips ect)
2) use your mouth until about half way then let you fingers help (if you keep sucking he wont mind!)

you can also try rubbing his balls with your nipples to really make his night

I'll vote for your method - - - - and I would guess that it really did make your boyfs night.

 

[PrincessHoney]

I gather you've not new at all this....

as Julia Roberts said in Pretty Woman... "i'm a safety girl"

 

[someplace]

So...Safety Girl....do you use your mouth exclusively, or alternate methods of application? Inquiring minds want to know, you know....

 

[Owlz]

'morning, sexy someplace.

http://www.lehighlive.com/sections/restaurants/restaurants_images/coffee-cup.gif <--- morning coffee for you

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Ok so I am sitting here at work

and I am hard as all get out!

Thanks someplace! LOL

Holden

 

[Cherry Blossom]

Re: experience

my boyfriend LOVES when i put the condom on with my mouth. the only downside is the taste of condom lube. he doesn't like flavored condoms because, according to him, he ends up smelling like cherry or banana for days (won't come off in the shower apparently).

i try to just use my lips rather than adding the tongue and that seems to work well for both of us.....



crimson

Yep, Crimson's right here. I try not to use the tongue when it's going on either, and you have to keep your lips pretty firm to slide it up. Basically, I'd say practice with flavored ones until you can slide your mouth (and the condom) down the entire length of the shaft in one smooth motion. If you can do it quickly and smoothly enough, the taste thing is less a problem (can't speak to the numbness problem from the lube though, just the taste).

That Lou Paget book is cool, isn't it? Looks like that must be where you got the idea because I think I remember the passage you quoted at the beginning of the thread as very close to what Lou recommended.

 

[PrincessHoney]

So...Safety Girl....do you use your mouth exclusively, or alternate methods of application? Inquiring minds want to know, you know....

i believe in the element of surprise... mouth, hand... pussy..... breasts

 

[Missingmeds]

Wonder if chocolate syrup or something like that would help with the taste? I mean if you started it and then squirted chocolate syrup on it that should cut the taste of the latex and the spermicide.

 

[LukkyKnight]

i believe in the element of surprise... mouth, hand... pussy..... breasts

You can apply a condom using your Pussy?

Whoa. This I need to, um, see.

 

[someplace]

Re: Ok so I am sitting here at work

and I am hard as all get out!

Thanks someplace! LOL

Holden

Anytime you Sweet Thing! But you didn't call me back! Too bad. I'd have like to hear more about your "problem."

 

[someplace]

Re: Re: experience

...That Lou Paget book is cool, isn't it? Looks like that must be where you got the idea because I think I remember the passage you quoted at the beginning of the thread as very close to what Lou recommended.

Yes. That's right. This is the book I confiscated from my 16 yr old daughter (who got it from her 19 yr old sister). Never a dull moment around here!

 

[someplace]

Wonder if chocolate syrup or something like that would help with the taste? I mean if you started it and then squirted chocolate syrup on it that should cut the taste of the latex and the spermicide.

Maybe it's just me, but the words chocolate syrup and spermicide in the same sentence just sound yucky to me. *makes screwed up sour face*

 

[someplace]

You can apply a condom using your Pussy?

Whoa. This I need to, um, see.

*giggles* I'd at least like to hear more about this as well.

 

[LukkyKnight]

*makes screwed up sour face*

"screwed up"? I get it.

 

[PrincessHoney]

You can apply a condom using your Pussy?

Whoa. This I need to, um, see.

yeah its very possible..... if you have a strong pelvic floor!

put it over the tip then slide down really (really really) slowly squeezing as tight as you can....
use your hand if its not unrolling properly....
and make sure you are really wet so its slides.....

*NOTE - obviously if not done correctly some sperm can get in so be VERY careful!!!

 

[someplace]

Isn't Lit GREAT? You learn something every damned day here.

Thanks!

 

[Owlz]

leaving a and a for someplace

 

[someplace]

Awwww. Thank you. You're very sweet.

 

[CaptainAhab]

I've never tried putting on a condom using my mouth, but then again, I can't get my mouth anywhere close to my penis ...

I guess I could try with someone else's penis ... but I've never really had anything to do with another man's cock ... hmmm.

 

[Owlz]

Awwww. Thank you. You're very sweet.

I bet you're sweeter, but I suspect putting a 'female condom' on you would be a tad more-challenging.