Are all virgins men?

[elrod]

Been my first day here - a whole new world - now off to bed leaving US buzzing . Sadly seem to be few new ladies looking to take first steps too.

Any tips for a male explorer - to make good first sensual impressions - don't just want to wave a dick. Thanks - much appreciated.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Been my first day here - a whole new world - now off to bed leaving US buzzing . Sadly seem to be few new ladies looking to take first steps too.

Any tips for a male explorer - to make good first sensual impressions - don't just want to wave a dick. Thanks - much appreciated.

Well darlin, I'd suggest you just use your manners, your charm and your imagination and you will do just fine.


Good luck and I really hope you have fun and enjoy Lit.

 

[elrod]

Would that I could woo such a one as you

 

[Raindear816]

Been my first day here - a whole new world - now off to bed leaving US buzzing . Sadly seem to be few new ladies looking to take first steps too.

Any tips for a male explorer - to make good first sensual impressions - don't just want to wave a dick. Thanks - much appreciated.

Just Like Elizabeth said; Charm, wit, and intelligence are greatly appreciated here. I imagine you'll do better than fine, sugar. Just relax, and enjoy!

Welcome to Lit.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Would that I could woo such a one as you

Such a one as me, baby? Not exactly sure what you mean...

 

[elrod]

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Just Like Elizabeth said; Charm, wit, and intelligence are greatly appreciated here. I imagine you'll do better than fine, sugar. Just relax, and enjoy!

Welcome to Lit.

Arrival Hall
Hey thanks, you have more than welcomed me - just read you - aroused by a story and touched by poem. A good start to my day. Wish I had the muse.
Been raining now 24 hours - warm and soft tho.
Where are the other 815 other raindears?
Are there anymore like you?

 

[elrod]

Not as easy as it seems

Such a one as me, baby? Not exactly sure what you mean...

Oh dear - Faulty beginnings. Just trying to giving old fashioned compliment to a beautiful lady - or as they say in Italy - bella bella. Your pic enticed. And makes my day.
Will go and practice on passing strangers - do you think that's wise!

 

[Kinky Minx]

Just bumping you up,

us Uk'ers got to look after each other

welcome elrod, hope you enjoy

 

[elrod]

bumnping along

Thanks Kinky - appreciate the help. As we're mutual UK'ers - I will show my ignorance

What is bumping? - what does it do and how do I do it?

pse handle with care - remember - I am a virgin but all ears open.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: bumnping along

Thanks Kinky - appreciate the help. As we're mutual UK'ers - I will show my ignorance

What is bumping? - what does it do and how do I do it?

pse handle with care - remember - I am a virgin but all ears open.

A virginal UKer?.... isn't that a paradox?
G'day Elrod, saw your thread title and had to have a gander.
I'll be gentle, I promise.......

~kym~ maybe you'd better watch those 'open' ears 'round a few Litsters tho.....

 

[Kinky Minx]

Re: bumnping along

Thanks Kinky - appreciate the help. As we're mutual UK'ers - I will show my ignorance

What is bumping? - what does it do and how do I do it?

pse handle with care - remember - I am a virgin but all ears open.

bumping just means posting on a thread so that it goes back to the top of the board... you don't want to fall off the bottom now do you..

 

[elrod]

open but alert

Thanks for the tip Kym - Lit seems an active spot - nice people too.

Yes UK has the odd (as in few) virgin, not many of us left - and those that are, appreciate all the help we can get -

Mind you we do have novelty value - fumble a bit - but it builds anticipation -

'oops, sorry - that was nice, must learn not to rush etc. - lets try again' -

Still no wiser on the bumps tho. Anything to do with black runs?

It's quiet in the village today.

 

[Raindear816]

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Arrival Hall
Hey thanks, you have more than welcomed me - just read you - aroused by a story and touched by poem. A good start to my day. Wish I had the muse.
Been raining now 24 hours - warm and soft tho.
Where are the other 815 other raindears?
Are there anymore like you?

Goodmorning Elrod, dear. Thank you for reading some of my work. I do enjoy giving pleasure any way I can.
It's sunny here in Florida, the fog is rising off the pool, the Canadian Geese have come to graze in the pasture, and my donkeys are hee-hawing (they are expecting a foal soon).

The 816 behind my Lit name is for my b-day. There was already a Raindear, so I had to think of something! I shoulda put some fancy things like ~ or ~*Raindear*~ beside it, but my artistic side wasn't it's strongest when I created the title. If ya wanna know the real reason behind the name, you'll hafta PM me.

Have a great day!

 

[Raindear816]

Life is a roller-coaster. Try to eat a light lunch.

~*kym*~, I love this quote! Goodmorning!

Oh and Elrod, to bump a thread, you just post anything on it, like the word "bump" or a smilies like for instance. It just moves your topic back up on the boards so it doesn't get buried and therefore unseen by others.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: open but alert

Thanks for the tip Kym - Lit seems an active spot - nice people too.

Yes UK has the odd (as in few) virgin, not many of us left - and those that are, appreciate all the help we can get -

Mind you we do have novelty value - fumble a bit - but it builds anticipation -

'oops, sorry - that was nice, must learn not to rush etc. - lets try again' -

Still no wiser on the bumps tho. Anything to do with black runs?

It's quiet in the village today.

**feeling bad for posting such a cheeky response now**
Darn it Elrod! *L*
I know a bit about you UKers darlin, my last several lovers have been Brits. I was just in the Midlands in Arpril and am wanting to return to the UK soon; tho to a different area and lover......

~kym~ longing to see the green rolling hills again....

 

[elrod]

Aha moment -

bumping just means posting on a thread so that it goes back to the top of the board... you don't want to fall off the bottom now do you..

Thanks for the lift up, this bumping sounds important - fall, heck no - .

but as we say in windsurfing, you arn't trying hard enough if you don't fall off - and the other side - we do it standing up!

Learning as fast as I can.

Sun just coming out - bones warming

 

[elrod]

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Goodmorning Elrod, dear. Thank you for reading some of my work. I do enjoy giving pleasure any way I can.
It's sunny here in Florida, the fog is rising off the pool, the Canadian Geese have come to graze in the pasture, and my donkeys are hee-hawing (they are expecting a foal soon).

The 816 behind my Lit name is for my b-day. There was already a Raindear, so I had to think of something! I shoulda put some fancy things like ~ or ~*Raindear*~ beside it, but my artistic side wasn't it's strongest when I created the title. If ya wanna know the real reason behind the name, you'll hafta PM me.

Have a great day!

Thanks, Raindear An invitation I won't turn down - like the idea of a morning by the pool - I 'll PM when I have found the water wings.
There is a donkey sanctuary in the village - I am on speaking terms with some - honest

 

[elrod]

Green hills and verdant pastures

**feeling bad for posting such a cheeky response now**
Darn it Elrod! *L*
I know a bit about you UKers darlin, my last several lovers have been Brits. I was just in the Midlands in Arpril and am wanting to return to the UK soon; tho to a different area and lover......

~kym~ longing to see the green rolling hills again....

Ah - sympathy - yes - and more. but I like a cheeky response, makes me feel noticed! sad
I will give compliments in return.

So where would you like to go to my lovely - maybe the Trossacks to wander in the glens, roam in the gloaming and come through the rye,

Or what did the bard say about a mossy bank where the wild thyme grows - not far from here -

Or as they say in Wales - we'll keep a welcome in the hillside.

Where did you favorate lover come from I wonder. - could we have met!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Green hills and verdant pastures

Ah - sympathy - yes - and more. but I like a cheeky response, makes me feel noticed! sad
I will give compliments in return.

So where would you like to go to my lovely - maybe the Trossacks to wander in the glens, roam in the gloaming and come through the rye,

Or what did the bard say about a mossy bank where the wild thyme grows - not far from here -

Or as they say in Wales - we'll keep a welcome in the hillside.

Where did you favorate lover come from I wonder. - could we have met!

When the time is right, I hope to travel to an area known for a famous outlaw. *L* There's another there who is well known around the PG but sadly doesn't have the time to play here any more.
Are you in Wales Elrod? I love Wales too! I've traveled in the north to Conway and Anglesey and was in Tenby in April. I think I prefer the north to the south tho. Nice beaches along the southern coast, but its the mountains in the north that I found breathtaking.
The people in Wales are very welcoming as well and greeted me warmly.

~kym~ traveling Floridian

 

[elrod]

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When the time is right, I hope to travel to an area known for a famous outlaw. *L* There's another there who is well known around the PG but sadly doesn't have the time to play here any more.
Are you in Wales Elrod? I love Wales too! I've traveled in the north to Conway and Anglesey and was in Tenby in April. I think I prefer the north to the south tho. Nice beaches along the southern coast, but its the mountains in the north that I found breathtaking.
The people in Wales are very welcoming as well and greeted me warmly.

~kym~ traveling Floridian

Welcome - always,
You will enjoy your next visit - but if I guess right - I prefer his companion - Maid in name but lusty in nature. Watch out for the sherif and the friar does more than tuck!

No not in wales - like rugby and singing tho. I'm a smart arsed southerner - with a bit of slow west counrty m'deario. Visited and worked in Wales. Some funny habits among the mountain men they say - but only repeated among consenting adults in private - not exhibitionist the Welsh - look you.

Virgin question - what is PG - apart from parental guidance? Let me know if you need an understudy - might not be a virgin anymore by then

I DO like your pic - love the sun - just back from Africa.

Village quiet today - few drinking lunchtime pints in the Red Lion. Lot goes on behind closed doors tho.

- I prefer to play further afield. Have you ever had an affair with the guy next door?
I havn't - Wife not my type either.

How will I recognise you? pity ther's not more smilies. E.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

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Welcome - always,
You will enjoy your next visit - but if I guess right - I prefer his companion - Maid in name but lusty in nature. Watch out for the sherif and the friar does more than tuck!

No not in wales - like rugby and singing tho. I'm a smart arsed southerner - with a bit of slow west counrty m'deario. Visited and worked in Wales. Some funny habits among the mountain men they say - but only repeated among consenting adults in private - not exhibitionist the Welsh - look you.

Virgin question - what is PG - apart from parental guidance? Let me know if you need an understudy - might not be a virgin anymore by then

I DO like your pic - love the sun - just back from Africa.

Village quiet today - few drinking lunchtime pints in the Red Lion. Lot goes on behind closed doors tho.

- I prefer to play further afield. Have you ever had an affair with the guy next door?
I havn't - Wife not my type either.

How will I recognise you? pity ther's not more smilies. E.

I'll stick with the outlaw, thanks, maidens aren't my 'thing' *wink*

You're in the south, huh? Spent some time there as well. Down in Westward Ho! Loved it there, had a flat high above the ocean. I enjoyed taking my mornig coffee whilst watching the waves. Also loved Cornwall. Tintagel was awe inspiring! I have a lot of respect for those who lived there. They must have been very fit indeed to have climbed those heights on a daily basis.

Elrod, PG = PlayGround like GB means General board and so forth.
You get the idea.
Understudies and overstudies are always welcome. *grin* No resume is needed just a willingness to learn and grow.

I can't say I've ever had an affair with the guy next door. I prefer searching afield as you've written. I live in a town that I was born and raised and don't care to date any of the men here. I know them too well.
Besides, look at the opportunities I have when traveling to meet said man.

You will be able to recognise me by my cheekiness silly. <smile>

~kym~ cheeky Floridyllic Fleur *huge grin*

 

[Raindear816]

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Thanks, Raindear An invitation I won't turn down - like the idea of a morning by the pool - I 'll PM when I have found the water wings.
There is a donkey sanctuary in the village - I am on speaking terms with some - honest

a donkey sanctuary? how cool! "Dunky and Peaches" are miniature donkeys, they are pretty to look at, make a mess, and that's about all. They are quite friendly, but I don't exactly know how to speak their language.

Oh and Elrod, if you want more smilies, just go to
www.smiliegenerator.com there, you can find a smile, right click on it, then copy it's properites and post it here just make sure you have [ img] and [ /img] in front of, and behind the properties tag.

See, I made one for ya:
http://www.smiliegenerator.de/smiley-flag/smiley-1997.png

 

[elrod]

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Hi Fleur. are you sure you haven't been tracking me! You know my every move - and seem to know us UK's well. Or were you on the run! Been to the best spots I see = you can imagine Arthurian ledgeds at Tintagel - was Lancalot a chancer - or was Arthur badly cast?

Now have you been to the Orkney's? Fell in love there - and sang in a church choir - no choir boy jokes - not me! Orkney weddings last 3 days - only remember lasting 2 despite much practice - no not mine. One was for a red haired Postmaster - rumor had it he wore a wig! - well he got drunk and fell over - so we learnt the truth!

I like big smiles - bit of a grinner myself. Cheeky eh. you seem the responsive kind. How can I train for understudy/overstudy? do you give personal tuition - I am a willing and creative learner - I am up standing and on standby,I am sure I can grow some more
Next virgin question - is it preferred to write with all the text - or start a new reply?

Must make some tea - parched - do you like our funny english customs?

I'll stick with the outlaw, thanks, maidens aren't my 'thing' *wink*

You're in the south, huh? Spent some time there as well. Down in Westward Ho! Loved it there, had a flat high above the ocean. I enjoyed taking my mornig coffee whilst watching the waves. Also loved Cornwall. Tintagel was awe inspiring! I have a lot of respect for those who lived there. They must have been very fit indeed to have climbed those heights on a daily basis.

Elrod, PG = PlayGround like GB means General board and so forth.
You get the idea.
Understudies and overstudies are always welcome. *grin* No resume is needed just a willingness to learn and grow.

I can't say I've ever had an affair with the guy next door. I prefer searching afield as you've written. I live in a town that I was born and raised and don't care to date any of the men here. I know them too well.
Besides, look at the opportunities I have when traveling to meet said man.

You will be able to recognise me by my cheekiness silly. <smile>

~kym~ cheeky Floridyllic Fleur *huge grin*

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

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Hi Fleur. are you sure you haven't been tracking me! You know my every move - and seem to know us UK's well. Or were you on the run! Been to the best spots I see = you can imagine Arthurian ledgeds at Tintagel - was Lancalot a chancer - or was Arthur badly cast?

Now have you been to the Orkney's? Fell in love there - and sang in a church choir - no choir boy jokes - not me! Orkney weddings last 3 days - only remember lasting 2 despite much practice - no not mine. One was for a red haired Postmaster - rumor had it he wore a wig! - well he got drunk and fell over - so we learnt the truth!

I like big smiles - bit of a grinner myself. Cheeky eh. you seem the responsive kind. How can I train for understudy/overstudy? do you give personal tuition - I am a willing and creative learner - I am up standing and on standby,I am sure I can grow some more
Next virgin question - is it preferred to write with all the text - or start a new reply?

Must make some tea - parched - do you like our funny english customs?

I like many things English.


~kym~ the responsive type

 

[elrod]

a few things english

To remind you what your'e missing Kym
Boiled spotted dick and custard, toasted crumpets and honey, cumcumber sanwiches - Do you know - now strikes the clock - at ten to three and is there honey still for tea?

A foggy day in London town - should be the name for a song,

Scotsman tossing his caber - massive! or pumping his bagpipe - or both. (sorry not english)

And an englishman making love in his socks!!!! - Ever had one of those? But gad sir, I doffed my hat to the lady first.

Off soon - early night - what time is it with you? E