are orgies real?

[fire_breeze]

Utter crap, that is!

See?

And the right lure- smart, funny, sexy, single men... with expensive gifts for Breezy

Only on the fourth date

No, I'm terrifying

Pffft... you're harmless.


But I won't tell anyone that I know

 

[DaBears34]

See?



Only on the fourth date



Pffft... you're harmless.


But I won't tell anyone that I know

I still want to know if orgies are real.

 

[MollyDolly]

See?

Only on the fourth date

Pffft... you're harmless.

But I won't tell anyone that I know

Keep that to yourself!

I still want to know if orgies are real.

I'm home alone tipsy on New Years watching Mark Wahlberg movies- how the fuck would I know?

 

[fire_breeze]

Keep that to yourself!


I'm home alone tipsy on New Years watching Mark Wahlberg movies- how the fuck would I know?

My lips are sealed

 

[MollyDolly]

My lips are sealed

Thank you- you know I'll always keep you supplied with chocolate

 

[fire_breeze]

Thank you- you know I'll always keep you supplied with chocolate

Sounds like an excellent trade-off

 

[MollyDolly]

Sounds like an excellent trade-off

I'm happy, you're happy- people think I'm terrifying- we all win!

Except we still don't have any orgy confessors *shrugs*

 

[koalabear]

no, no, no, no......the orgy rumors were started by texas sheepherders......they have since moved on to cattle.......

 

[MollyDolly]

no, no, no, no......the orgy rumors were started by texas sheepherders......they have since moved on to cattle.......

Geez... what do they know?

 

[fire_breeze]

I'm happy, you're happy- people think I'm terrifying- we all win!

Except we still don't have any orgy confessors *shrugs*

Woo hoo!

Well, we do have another theory...

no, no, no, no......the orgy rumors were started by texas sheepherders......they have since moved on to cattle.......

 

[MollyDolly]

Woo hoo!

Well, we do have another theory...

Indeed we do- we're smart ladies

 

[fire_breeze]

Indeed we do- we're smart ladies

I thought that was verifiable fact?

 

[HowMayIPleaseU]

Sexy smart funny women are scary. I'm a standard issue ugly, stupid, boring guy.

awwww gosh dang it... I hate to be scary... puts out milk and cookies to look less intimidating...

and I highly doubt you're any of those except well, I guess, a guy... grins wickedly... you are really a guy, aren't you??? Not one of those females impersonating a guy to get laid on Lit???

 

[guypleasure]

They're only real if you're there

 

[DaBears34]

awwww gosh dang it... I hate to be scary... puts out milk and cookies to look less intimidating...

and I highly doubt you're any of those except well, I guess, a guy... grins wickedly... you are really a guy, aren't you??? Not one of those females impersonating a guy to get laid on Lit???

Wouldn't it be easier for a woman to be a woman to get laid on Lit? Then she could get all those weird pm's I read about on that other thread.

And yes, all guy.

 

[Hanon435]

Except we still don't have any orgy confessors *shrugs*

exactly.


an i'm a guy. i have a penis *checks for penis again* yep, it's still there.

*leans on wall with one hand, spins penis around in circles like a watch on a chain, wonders if there are any orgies going on right now*

 

[MollyDolly]

exactly.


an i'm a guy. i have a penis *checks for penis again* yep, it's still there.

*leans on wall with one hand, spins penis around in circles like a watch on a chain, wonders if there are any orgies going on right now*

If there are, it seems your and my invitations got lost in the mail!

 

[Hanon435]

*listens very carefully for orgies* i don't hear any. but maybe they're really like mirages.

 

[Hanon435]

*still has not seen nor heard of any orgies* i think it's a myth.

 

[Hanon435]

*slinks back into thread*



*is proud*



know what? know what i saw? wanna guess?

hehe

in this chatroom... six ladies.... mmmhmmmm.... six..... four having their way with themselves and two dancing around. mmmmmmmm.

that's a record for me. an i set another record for "in a row" too. three. hehe



now if you'll excuse me. i have to wrap my soft cast on supportive harnass on my injured cock. then i have to make another appointment for the carpal tunnel therapist.

damn. six. that was like... wank overload. i couldn't take it. hehe