Are you a moaner?

[jacuzzigal]

Not so much an order in terms of time, an order in odds of those three things happening.

I talk alot, it's what really turns on my lovers. I pant usually a good 3/4ths of the way through, and if I moan at all, it's at the end when I'm cumming.

But if it's order that gets you hot, then how you doin'??

LOL! I read that like Joey from Friends saying it.

Thanks for the explanation, Mach. I thought if you timed the order of things, I'd think you were a bit...tightly wound. Which doesn't eem to be my impression of you so far...

 

[Machiavellix]

LOL! I read that like Joey from Friends saying it.

Thanks for the explanation, Mach. I thought if you timed the order of things, I'd think you were a bit...tightly wound. Which doesn't eem to be my impression of you so far...

That's how I typed it lol. Joey rocks!! On Friends he did, on Joey...eh, not so much.

No way am I tightly wound. I'm as loose as my boxers baby!!

Seriously, I have a very silly sense of humor. Which is probably why I look for the same in a woman. If you ever met me, no doubt, you'd comment on how strange I am. In a good way, of course.

Now that I have officially met you Jacuzzigal...

*kisses your hand*

...I welcome you into my circle of friends. Feel free to make yourself at home.

 

[jacuzzigal]

That's how I typed it lol. Joey rocks!! On Friends he did, on Joey...eh, not so much.

No way am I tightly wound. I'm as loose as my boxers baby!!

Seriously, I have a very silly sense of humor. Which is probably why I look for the same in a woman. If you ever met me, no doubt, you'd comment on how strange I am. In a good way, of course.

Now that I have officially met you Jacuzzigal...

*kisses your hand*

...I welcome you into my circle of friends. Feel free to make yourself at home.

From praising Friends to inviting me to be one of yours... you are a clever man. Thanks for the welcome and the kiss, Mach. There simply aren't enough silly men in the world, so you're a welcome treat.

Besides, anyone who likes Friends can't be all bad. (And I'm with you on the the "eh"ness of Joey... it has potential but they have to work out a cohesive cast and some strong plotlines...)


On a slightly different topic... there are not enough men who are moaners. It's incredibly sexy and yet so few let go that way.... to those who do I say BRAVO!

 

[Machiavellix]

From praising Friends to inviting me to be one of yours... you are a clever man. Thanks for the welcome and the kiss, Mach. There simply aren't enough silly men in the world, so you're a welcome treat.

Besides, anyone who likes Friends can't be all bad. (And I'm with you on the the "eh"ness of Joey... it has potential but they have to work out a cohesive cast and some strong plotlines...)


On a slightly different topic... there are not enough men who are moaners. It's incredibly sexy and yet so few let go that way.... to those who do I say BRAVO!

I can go either way. I can be quiet at the moment of ejaculation, or I can be loud. Kinda like the way a woman can fake an orgasm. of course you don't do that[/gray]

I think the biggest issue with Joey is that he was never meant to be a main character. That was the beauty of Friends, is 6 characters made up 1. None of the cast could have carried a show on their own, not just Matt LeBlanc.

I sincerely hope I can be your "treat" in more ways than one. Hee hee.

So, JacuzziGal, what's with the name? Sex in a jacuzzi, or just hanging out? God knows, one is great enough without the other.

 

[jacuzzigal]

I can go either way. I can be quiet at the moment of ejaculation, or I can be loud. Kinda like the way a woman can fake an orgasm. of course you don't do that[/gray]

I think the biggest issue with Joey is that he was never meant to be a main character. That was the beauty of Friends, is 6 characters made up 1. None of the cast could have carried a show on their own, not just Matt LeBlanc.

I sincerely hope I can be your "treat" in more ways than one. Hee hee.

So, JacuzziGal, what's with the name? Sex in a jacuzzi, or just hanging out? God knows, one is great enough without the other.

Well, women can fake it quietly or loudly. Moaning just makes it more dramatic and therefore better for the male ego. (Not that I'd know from personal experience... I, OF COURSE, don't do that)

I get your point about Joey, but I think the writing and the cast have a lot to do with the success of a spin off. After all, I'd never have thought Frazier (who was a supporting character at best and not a huge part of the original Cheers ensemble cast) would have made a good main character either...

My name came more from being at a loss for a name at the same time I was feeling an accute need for a soak in a hot tub more than anything. I do love hanging out and relaxing in a jacuzzi. And I have had sex in one... which was nice. But sex in water can be difficult. And the jets really drown out the moaning, which is unfortunate.

And the story behind your name?

 

[ltnsfr007]

Only if you make me !

 

[thump]

thump

How was your Friday? Mine was exactly what I hoped it would be Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

My Friday was pretty good thanks for asking. Glad yours worked out...hopefully better than you planed.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

And it is not even hump day...I would be happy to hump you, lick you, suck you, nibble on you...and any other things you want. + (your) =

Hello Kinky Bunny.

 

[thump]

Hello Kinky Bunny.

Hey darlin, hoe you are having a great weekend.

 

[Machiavellix]

Well, women can fake it quietly or loudly. Moaning just makes it more dramatic and therefore better for the male ego. (Not that I'd know from personal experience... I, OF COURSE, don't do that)

I get your point about Joey, but I think the writing and the cast have a lot to do with the success of a spin off. After all, I'd never have thought Frazier (who was a supporting character at best and not a huge part of the original Cheers ensemble cast) would have made a good main character either...

My name came more from being at a loss for a name at the same time I was feeling an accute need for a soak in a hot tub more than anything. I do love hanging out and relaxing in a jacuzzi. And I have had sex in one... which was nice. But sex in water can be difficult. And the jets really drown out the moaning, which is unfortunate.

And the story behind your name?

Contrary to what a lot of people believe, my name has nothing to do with Tupac. That was Makaveli.
Machiavelli was an italian philosopher, who believed that war was and always will be the best option. Now I don't agree with that at all, I use the name simply because I consider myself a philosopher of sorts. And the X just makes it sound cooler. Although, admittedly it would've looked better had I capatilized the X. Oh well.

I've only had sex in a jacuzzi once. I can't say for sure whether it heightened the experience or not, because sex with this girl was pretty awesome to begin with. However, I definitely plan a repeat someday, to personally attest to or deny the myth myself.

You are correct about Frasier, it did become a major hit. Although not by me, cause I never watched it. Not a big surprise really, I seemed to be turned off by the huge shows. CSI ffftttt Crazy Shithead Ingrates? Everybody Loves Raymond? More like nobody gives a damn about Raymond.
Ha, I kill....anyway, you get the trend.

Bout the only extremely popular show I've always watched would be American Idol. However, I only watch that to see the ones that really suck, and then after Hollywood week, I only watch to see who gets voted off. If I wanted to see someone sing, I'd look in the mirror every morning after I shower.

Did I just say that out loud??

 

[BedtimeStories77]

You HOE I am having a good weekend? *giggles*

I'm having a great day since it's beautiful outside, have my windows open, went for a walk earlier, and have the day off!

 

[thump]

You HOE I am having a good weekend? *giggles*

I'm having a great day since it's beautiful outside, have my windows open, went for a walk earlier, and have the day off!

i was wondering why you were calling me a hoe, then I went back and ready my message...boy to I feel stuipid...sorry about that...

Im glad you are having a good weekend.

 

[witch_fire]

Hi Thump, how was your weekend?

 

[thump]

Hi Thump, how was your weekend?

Hey darlin, it was great...thanks for asking. How was yours?

 

[witch_fire]

Hey darlin, it was great...thanks for asking. How was yours?

Saturday was a busy cleaning day. Sunday we were supposed to go fishing but the place we checked out wouldn't have been safe for the baby. So we ended up having a lazy day at home.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

i was wondering why you were calling me a hoe, then I went back and ready my message...boy to I feel stuipid...sorry about that...

Im glad you are having a good weekend.

It's cool. I know I'm not a gardening utensil.

My whole weekend wasn't good... Worked Fri & Sat. Today was nice, though.

 

[TameHer]

Good Morning Everyone

I hope everyone had a great weekend I sure did. Spent the weekend outdoors walking around enjoying the nice weather. ALso enjoyed some moaning, screaming, whimpering.

 

[Lord Argon]

smiles i think moaning, screaming some dirty talk depending on the mood can add to the experience

 

[thump]

Saturday was a busy cleaning day. Sunday we were supposed to go fishing but the place we checked out wouldn't have been safe for the baby. So we ended up having a lazy day at home.

Well that dont sound so bad...Sometimes those lazy Sundays can turn out to be pretty fun. Although the cleaning day dont souond like too much fun, unless you were wearing a French Maid outfit

 

[TameHer]

French Maid Outfit? Sounds very sexy, hot. WIth a vivid imagination, the Maid outfit. What fun you could have

 

[Lord Argon]

smiles you could even forgo the outfit and just wear and apron nothing else that might make cleaning more fun

 

[witch_fire]

Well that dont sound so bad...Sometimes those lazy Sundays can turn out to be pretty fun. Although the cleaning day dont souond like too much fun, unless you were wearing a French Maid outfit

Sadly, there was no french maid outfit. Just alot of sweating, swearing and heat. It was alot like sex really, just without the fun bit's.

 

[thump]

Sadly, there was no french maid outfit. Just alot of sweating, swearing and heat. It was alot like sex really, just without the fun bit's.

Well Im all for the apron idea as well

 

[Damariscotta]

Sadly, there was no french maid outfit. Just alot of sweating, swearing and heat. It was alot like sex really, just without the fun bit's.

Witchy....french maid outfit.....

*swoons*
*passes out*

 

[witch_fire]

Well Im all for the apron idea as well

Just an apron would have worked well. If it was just me and hubby, i would have gone with that idea. It was 39C down here on Saturday.