Are you wonderfully, gloriously mad?

So straight up, are you mad?

  • Yes, the chicken does talk to me sometimes, heh heh heh

    Votes: 4 19.0%
  • Quite, aren't you?

    Votes: 9 42.9%
  • No, of course not, why would you say that abou us...i mean me

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • I'm sane. The doctors said so. I have it in writing, you know

    Votes: 3 14.3%

  • Total voters
    21
Lucifer_Carroll said:
Seriously though, I've never killed one. Fiction doesn't count...yet.
That's actually true. The bible says you're "... [A] murderer from the beginning..." but they don't present one single stiff throughout the whole thing. Who are you supposed to have murdered?
 
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Lauren Hynde said:
That's actually true. The bible says you're "... [A] murderer from the beginning..." but they don't present one single stiff throughout the whole thing. Who are you supposed to have murdered?

the goat god pan, poor bugger.
 
While I'm here...I picked the chickens talk to me, but actually it's usually the clock. (She said in jest, but still truthfully)
 
minsue said:
While I'm here...I picked the chickens talk to me, but actually it's usually the clock. (She said in jest, but still truthfully)
If you can't tell the difference between a cock and a chicken, I suggest you check in at the bug hotel immediately.
 
Liar said:
If you can't tell the difference between a cock and a chicken, I suggest you check in at the bug hotel immediately.

ROFL

CLOCK dammit! :D
 
minsue said:
ROFL

CLOCK dammit! :D

Sure Minsue, we believe you now put down the knife.

P.S. We know the chicken only talks to you in order to get closer to your gosling. It's a very naughty chicken and the clock is playing a distractionary role to aid it. Sorry to tell you. Please don't stab me...much ;)
 
minsue said:
I'm just mad I didn't think of it first. :D
Well, you can't be spot on every time.

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Liar said:
Well, you can't be spot on every time.

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Except for the eyes that are just out of reach...


(that and the clock has been known to talk to me whereas cocks haven't said a word yet.)
 
minsue said:
Except for the eyes that are just out of reach...


(that and the clock has been known to talk to me whereas cocks haven't said a word yet.)

Maybe you're not listening hard enough. You have to listen real hard for a good long time for the innuendo to really hit you over the head. Then you'll be so dazed, everything will talk to you.
 
minsue said:
(that and the clock has been known to talk to me whereas cocks haven't said a word yet.)
I'm a guy. My cock tells me what to do all the time.
 
We are all born mad. Some remain so. - Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot (1955)

I've chosen to remain so, but I do take meds to pass as sane.

Perdu :p
 
Oh I'm quite mad. So many people have said so, it must be true.

I don't mind. Being crazy is fun.
 
Sub Joe said:
I'm fed up with this "madness" thing. They called Charlie Manson mad. They laughed themsleves sick at Van Goch when he cut down the cherry tree. Who can say what "Mad" is? Why, I doubt whether most of us can even pronounce it correctly. No, it's not we who are mad, but everyone except we. And in any case, what about that woman who lives in the corner of the Tesco's car park? She wears men's trainers. Does that make her mad? Or is it just her smell?

I see your point.
 
Of course I'm sane. There was this nice young doctor and he did a very thorough investigation and then ....
eh... he said I was ...

no, I'm not telling you, hehehe.

I made him see how SANE I am.

He still loves me. Every time I come to visit him he starts waving with both hands! Hihihi

:devil:
 
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