Are You

[kristancory]

Sitting there with a wet pussy...

able to strip on command....

Before you even respond to this??

Able to use average household items in ways that are against
suggested uses?? Take a really good look at your surroundings!!

Wet at the thought of being told to spread your legs wide as we slap your pussy....telling you not to come.... Dont you dare cum....


Well.... Are you?

 

[hotpoppy]

YES. I want you to use my pussy like your extra pocket...xxx

 

[sexliz]

Yes Im in bed thinking about a strict master

 

[kristancory]

bump.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

Off the top of my head, I can think of a 32 oz. plastic Powerade bottle, a glass beer bottle, a shampoo bottle, a taper candle holder, a baseball bat, a broom handle, a hammer handle, a cuccumber, a fudge-cicle....

I would love to hear some more ideas.

 

[Raisa_Greywood]

Off the top of my head, I can think of a 32 oz. plastic Powerade bottle, a glass beer bottle, a shampoo bottle, a taper candle holder, a baseball bat, a broom handle, a hammer handle, a cuccumber, a fudge-cicle....

I would love to hear some more ideas.

You had me at the fudgecicle.

 

[mutato]

Off the top of my head, I can think of a 32 oz. plastic Powerade bottle, a glass beer bottle, a shampoo bottle, a taper candle holder, a baseball bat, a broom handle, a hammer handle, a cuccumber, a fudge-cicle....

I would love to hear some more ideas.

Hmmm, I stopped at the Powerade bottle. But the rest of the list is enough to make me hard as a rock.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

My girlfriend's fist. Her foot. Her tit. My fist. One of several dildos. A hairbrush handle. A riding crop. A plastic quart milk jug.

Come on, some one else got a suggestion?

 

[mutato]

TV remote, wire whisk, cell phone, wireless home telephone, toy cars, action figures, (yes, I have kids ) billiard balls, pool cue.

How's that?

 

[Mastersaysimust]

pegs pegs and more pegs, belt and bamboo switch

 

[My_Secret_Life]

Oooh billiard ball! I wanna try that one!

 

[mutato]

Oooh billiard ball! I wanna try that one!

And I'd love to see it!

 

[My_Secret_Life]

Sorry mutato- I don`t have the balls for that, lol. But it sounds like fun. Perhaps an unpeeled grapefruit. What do you think? Any gynecological worries? There`s mass citrus oil in a grapefruit peel.

 

[mutato]

Sorry mutato- I don`t have the balls for that, lol. But it sounds like fun. Perhaps an unpeeled grapefruit. What do you think? Any gynecological worries? There`s mass citrus oil in a grapefruit peel.

Well, I don't think I'm qualified to answer the gynecological portion of that question though I would think that as long as it's washed and clean it should be okay. However, I wouldn't mind seeing the grapefruit inside a vagina, yours or otherwise. I'm strange that way.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

Maybe we can arrange something. Have any other ideas? So far, Im most intrigued by a grapefruit, a beer bottle and a wire whisk. The more bizarre, the better.

 

[mutato]

I must say that I'm intrigued by your suggestion, though being male, I'm not sure what I can offer. If you would like to discuss this further, you are more that welcome to PM me. Give me some time and I'm sure I'll come up with more ideas.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

@mutato

Most importantly, you are intelligent enough to realize we are not in the same league. Secondly, I like the way you think. You inspire me. That alone is worth talking to you further. I am sure we could have fun.

 

[luvprettytoez]

How about a gasoline powered industrial jack hammer slamming you in half.

 

[mutato]

@ My_Secret_Life

I am quite pleased that you think so. I'd like to think I have a somewhat twisted and/or perverted imagination. I would be honored to continue this conversation with you via PM, email, or chat - whichever you prefer.

 

[My_Secret_Life]

Needle in a haystack!

mutato, we will most certainly continue this in a more private place.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

Common household items ... well, the kitchen is a great place to start!

Spatulas
Wire whisks of varying diameters
cheese grater
meat tenderizer
Corn on the cob holders
snack bag clips
wooden spoons

I'm sure there are many more ... will have to look through my kitchen drawers later ...

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

How about a gasoline powered industrial jack hammer slamming you in half.

A bit extreme, and with the price of gasoline these days, a bit expensive