Articulate rudeness.

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
got to go make dinner, it's been fun

Stupid is as stupid does...

Well timed... work beckons. Thank you for your stimulation

 

[MrEd63]

Stupid is as stupid does...

Well timed... work beckons. Thank you for your stimulation

You can't train stupid

 

[1sickbastard]

You can't train stupid

I don't know you well enough to insult you, and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

 

[Mell0wM0nk]

You can't train stupid

I once trained a stewpid primate like animal... to diffuse a bomb....wiv one feet... wile 'e were 'angin' upside dahn... from the branch of a tree, that were bein' chopped dahn by the local lumberjack wiv a chainsor, wile the bloody rest of the forest were on fire. So yeah, I'm bloody well gonnan 'ave ter respectfully refute yor statement good sir. I charge 35 quid/hr , PM for details

 

[PeteHulbert37]

"Rude!"

 

[1sickbastard]

One pop and a bit of foam, then flat and lifeless.

 

[mikesaysno]

you're a cunt and I mean it

 

[1sickbastard]

Your ability to be articulate is well matched to your intelligence and lack of imagination.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I did suggest in the opening post that as well as insulting each other - which is, of course, great fun - we might post brilliant insults. For example, Churchill's riposte to Lady Astor at a dinner party:

Astor: Winston, if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it.

I also have a soft spot for Stephen Fry's definition of countryside: 'Killing Piers Morgan.' Any other favourites?

 

[seth6138]

can I be the chick in the background saying stuff like,

'oooh, snap!'
'oh no he di'int!!', or
'BURN!!'

Do you have the proper outfit for that...if not we best go shopping

 

[NotHisLady]

Now THIS is insulting

 

[DesEsseintes]

Now THIS is insulting

It is. Gently so.

This is my kind of insulting. I used to say this to pupils when their behaviour wasn't up to scratch. Usually did the trick.