As the Jack-O-Lanterns never fade.......

[Sparky Kronkite]

A new Soap Opera? No, course not.

But, but, but......... why?

The evil Laurel....... that's why.

It's her way of torture. What, you thought you'd be seeing Easter Bunnies by now? You missed icons of long dead Presidents?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha........... she slowly drives you fucking nuts.

She loves it. She's Norwegian you know. Some of the greatest torturers of all time. From Cell Phones, to that crappy fried cake thing with powdered sugar on it. Mean group of people that.

And so - so white too.

So get used to it - I figure the pumpkins will remain until, oh maybe - the 4th of July - or maybe even, next Christmas.

ha, ha, ha, ha - - - - - ha.

 

[*bratcat*]

ummm...

 

[Blackbich]

Um, Sparky, honey? Is it past your nighty night time?

I'm lost...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah, I'm alive......

Fueled by fantasies of Laurel and Myst finally fullfilling their destiny. Light/Dark.... white on white.... what a lark. As Manu watches from his corner chair - the girls with short hair - do the double dare.

That's why I'm alive - imagination.

Fight the Power - of mediocritiy. Fight the Power of complacency.

Fight the Power of dumb.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Black one you are correct....

But I just got the young'un down - the Shebabe's working out down at the club - and I got some Sky and Florida goin' on after a hard day of fighting corporate fools.

Besides I took a combat nap - I feel refreshed.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

PS - how many of you newer folks - at least to me....

even know who the fuck I am. I can't imagine really. I don't know who you are and sorry but, don't have the time to "search and research." So if'n yer inclined - who the fuck are you? Why here? How long.

Let yer freak flag fly.

 

[*bratcat*]

smooches

 

[jcgirl]

DAMNIT! I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL SAW THEM!

 

[Ksss]

Knock on wood, my pumpkins have disappeared...empty all of your cookie files, temp files, history files and recycle bin and reboot. Seemed to work for me for the time being, who knows, if they return I won't have to decorate for Halloween this year...

 

[GuyJD]

PUMPKINS? WHAT PUMPKINS?

A funny thing happened a couple of weeks ago, an error box kept popping up on my computer. So when I notified the Windows Tech Support of the problem, I was advised to reboot Windows 98 for the fucking 7th time since having this damn computer. Then "botta bing, botta boom, botta bang", NO MORE PUMPKINS. I've lost my Literotica Pumpkins and damn, do I feel lighter. LOL

 

[Laurel]

Re: Yeah, I'm alive......

Fueled by fantasies of Laurel and Myst finally fullfilling their destiny. Light/Dark.... white on white.... what a lark. As Manu watches from his corner chair - the girls with short hair - do the double dare.

My hair actually almost reaches my ass. I just wear it up all the time 'cause it bugs me. Hope this doesn't make a difference.

If you're still seeing pumpkins, that means you have a guilty conscience. Resolve the guilt and the pumpkins will disappear. Just ask GuyJD!