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When the answer did not come quick enough I drank the whole bottle in an attempt to drown my sorrors. No exes were drunk texted, called, or emailed in the making of my evening.
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So not a complete waste of booze?
Well, there was no sex so that part kind of sucked.....
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Well, there was no sex so that part kind of sucked.....
Well yeah, no sex does suck.
Not sure GFY does sex, his name kind of implies that he is more of a everyone take care of your own needs kind of guy.
I could be wrong though, for years I swore he only posted pic and now he has this thread with written posts and everything!
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Well, you can't stop progress. Perhaps he will soon be GoFuckMe.
And I have no answer for you on your trees/plant question - I'm having a rough enough time keeping the paper flowers I have intact.
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Interesting thought.
Thanks anyway, my biggest accomplish since dinner has been figuring which window I should close. Haven't actually closed but I know which one.
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For nearly 50 years I've watched my mom stick toothpicks in avocado pits and immerse them halfway in and halfway out a bowl of water.
The sprouting part usually works, then she plants them, and they grow into a long, spindly stick which, as far as I can recall seeing, no more than 2 leaves.
I don't know what she eventually does with the plants, but I assume they die, because she does not have an avocado forest, and has no second generation avocado pits to sprout.
Interesting thought.
Thanks anyway, my biggest accomplish since dinner has been figuring which window I should close. Haven't actually closed but I know which one.
That's coincidental. I was just thinking that the only thing worthwhile that I accomplish this week was reinstalling the drivers window in my car back on the track and able to power up and down smoothly.
I've been driving a company vehicle for months so my poor car sat neglected and the window guides were dry and dirty it has a tendency to derail from time to time. Despite the fact that I replaced that entire door and had gone through all of the pieces of the window mechanism ensuring that they were all true and properly installed it likes to derail which leaves me with the window I can't roll up to keep the cats and local miscreants out.
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Dear Internet
I actually bought the house we now live in off the internet. I got my son to look at it because we were over 1000 miles away. I learned more about the house and the neighbors than the place we lived in for 23 years.
I also bought a Black Friday TV from Wal-Mart 1000 miles away for the house.
Shortly after, I bought a year old car and traded my pick up truck using valuable information I got from the internet also.
All of this from a guy who has trouble turning on my tower.
Paper flowers often need more water if kept near an open window.
I actually bought the house we now live in off the internet. I got my son to look at it because we were over 1000 miles away. I learned more about the house and the neighbors than the place we lived in for 23 years.
I also bought a Black Friday TV from Wal-Mart 1000 miles away for the house.
Shortly after, I bought a year old car and traded my pick up truck using valuable information I got from the internet also.
All of this from a guy who has trouble turning on my tower.
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Amazing how this internet thing works.
By the Gods!
Has someone hijacked GFY's account?
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Next he'll sending PMs with gardening tips or links to pre-hays act films
"Nobody will get that" - Byron.
I know I didn't.
~off to Google...
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By the Gods!
Has someone hijacked GFY's account?
I need to start up a GoFuckMe account. People can donate me fucks.
I could donate fucks to myself and say "Look at all the fucks I give" etc.
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The revolution of fucks has begun: :d
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I like it when GFM writes. He writes well. It's rare.
It's why I subscribed.
True, I think I will subscribe too!
Plus, I know men have nipples, and what can be done with them
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