Assemble Yourself Future

[4est_4est_Gump]

Are you going to go all battlebot? Sex toy? Garden tools? Pit crew? Scanning electron microscope? Arc welder?



???

 

[Riles]

I'm going flapper.

 

[JudasIscariot]

You know how prosthetic limbs have all kinds of crazy attachments.

I wonder if people who have lost their hands have access to a form of 'dildo hand'. Just attach for foreplay and away you go.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Or even above the knee robot legs.

Say goodbye to carpet burns and cum face cramps for good.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm thinking Cadillac fins and LED tail lights that flash merrily when my horn whistles "Dixie."

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm going flapper.

That requires special assembly?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Or even above the knee robot legs.

Say goodbye to carpet burns and cum face cramps for good.

Okay, I have too, you left the corral gate open...



Spend a lot of time on your knees?

 

[Riles]

That requires special assembly?

Naturally.

You have already witnessed my craftsmanship.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Okay, I have too, you left the corral gate open...



Spend a lot of time on your knees?

More along the lines of being on top.

Nice try though

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Okay, when I think flapper, the first thing tat comes to my mind is not roaring 20s...



It's toilet repair. The fargin' joys of being a home owner.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Here's where I am supposed to start screaming and ranting about backtracking and moving the goalposts...

 

[JudasIscariot]

It would be nice if the drainage system could be rearranged.

For example having a tap on a finger.

Or some jets on the bottom of feet would be quite good.

Am I even in the ball park here? Or has this gone over my head

 

[Riles]

I figured that would be the case.


However I am thinking more sequins and less black rubber.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sort of stillsuit?



Pee'n drink...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I figured that would be the case.


However I am thinking more sequins and less black rubber.

How about eight-armed borg...



Well, eight and a half...

Gotta keep the movin' parts clean!

 

[Riles]

How about eight-armed borg...



Well, eight and a half...

Gotta keep the movin' parts clean!

You're so odd.

This is my stop off the crazy train.

Cheers.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're so odd.

This is my stop off the crazy train.

Cheers.

Did you mean old?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How many ass hooks will Petey weld to his frame?

 

[Saint Peter]

Arc welder?



I don't make tractor parts.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What?

No ass hooks for tractors?

You'd be surprised at what goes on at the end of a long day bailing hay...

 

[Riles]

To the PTO?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Heh.


Went to the Mopar show yesterday. All day of car show, swap meet, and drag racing. I may still smell like rubber.


I came home with a milk crate full of 40-year-old carburetors.


I resisted the sure-grip carrier assemblies - how much gription does one guy really need anyway?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There's big money in tractors...



They last for freaking ever.

Maybe I should assemble my future self as a tractor, with Caddy fins and a beam...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Heh.


Went to the Mopar show yesterday. All day of car show, swap meet, and drag racing. I may still smell like rubber.


I came home with a milk crate full of 40-year-old carburetors.


I resisted the sure-grip carrier assemblies - how much gription does one guy really need anyway?

GUMPtion is always the most important ingredient to a man.

 

[Que]

There's big money in tractors...



They last for freaking ever.

Maybe I should assemble my future self as a tractor, with Caddy fins and a beam...

Met a guy once that collected and restored john deer tractors. Had about 9 of them on a residential lot of maybe 12,000 -15,000 feet.

My father-out-law has an ancient Oliver that he got from his father.