Asses are for fucking, pussies are for eating.

everyone always says they r the best at giving oral to girls. there needs to be some sort of scale so we can tell

I think that is funny too. I can just about promise that I wouldn't be the best the first time I ate a pussy (unless she has had very incompetent lovers). I haven't had much experience (number of women wise), but I have had enough to realize that every woman is so different and what gets one off may turn another off. Sure you can have a standard plan when starting out, but with a new lover the best thing is make sure that you can adapt quickly to her wants and pleasures.

Pleasing a woman orally is one of my favorite things to do, however I would never say that I am the best. Only that I am willing to listen (even when the woman won't tell you directly, and come how hard is it to say faster, slower, harder, or softer).
 
Hell, I wouldn't let just anybody fuck my ass. To date only one man has, and I've had sex with more than one man. I just don't trust anybody to do it right or to be gentle.

Plus, most men have no idea how to go down on a woman at all, so I'm wary of that, too, though it's way less of a thing than the other. I just might not love it. I'm super-sensitive.

I have never had anyone give me better oral pleasure than Billy-boy. He begins by licking my clit and using his fingers inside exciting my G-spot, then just as I am about to come, he presses his thumb on my clit moving it in a circular motion and uses his tongue on my anus. He had to tell me what he does because by then I am unaware of anything other than the pleasure surging through me.
 
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It seems like I'm the only guy more interested in eating a girls pussy than fucking it. I'd even prefer giving her head than receive it myself. Most guys want nothing more than a blowjob, but smothering my face between a pair of silky thighs and feasting on a steady flow of cunt juice sounds much more exciting. Both males and females think I'm weird because of this. Its not normal, as if guys are always supposed to be dominant and in control while girls remain on their knees being slaves.. Damn it I hate those stereotypes. When it comes to using my dick, I want to put it in her ass, vaginal is nice but, meh.. It's a shame most girls won't even think about doing anal, so I turn to the alternatives, transsexuals and femmy bottom boys. They're sure to give me what I desire and I :heart:'em for it. Thus my motive: Asses are for fucking, pussies are for eating.

Am I backwards? Weird? Confused? Desperate? Or just plain crazy.

i too love watching and feeling my cock slide into my partners ass , it is such a turn on . she often masturbates and i lay head to foot and just watch her open bald pussy being manipulated with her vibe or her fingers . I on the other hand , while stroking my cock i toy with her asshole , god i love it , snuggled up between her sexy ass cheeks . I love feeling inide her ass , not just pistoning in and out but realy taking time to feel around , so tight , so smooth . I too would love to eat her pussy but she has a hair trigger and i can not go long then a minute and she cums . she can cum up to 10 times in the course of our sex play and she admits with her touching her pussy and me toying with her back door , she has wonderful big cums , which in turn helps me explode . cheers . Oh and bald pussies for me , so much better to munch on and to look at . Just my opinion
 
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It seems like I'm the only guy more interested in eating a girls pussy than fucking it. I'd even prefer giving her head than receive it myself. Most guys want nothing more than a blowjob, but smothering my face between a pair of silky thighs and feasting on a steady flow of cunt juice sounds much more exciting. Both males and females think I'm weird because of this. Its not normal, as if guys are always supposed to be dominant and in control while girls remain on their knees being slaves.. Damn it I hate those stereotypes. When it comes to using my dick, I want to put it in her ass, vaginal is nice but, meh.. It's a shame most girls won't even think about doing anal, so I turn to the alternatives, transsexuals and femmy bottom boys. They're sure to give me what I desire and I :heart:'em for it. Thus my motive: Asses are for fucking, pussies are for eating.

Am I backwards? Weird? Confused? Desperate? Or just plain crazy.

As a woman, I agree with part of your post and disagree with another. I love oral sex with men and women. I enjoy the feel of a cock between my lips, the way it jerks my lips wider as it spurts jet after jet of thick hot cum into my mouth, filling my mouth with its starchy flavor as I swallow slowly to enjoy every nuance of flavor. But keep that cock away from my asshole! I've had it in my ass a few times and got absolutely no pleasure from it, nothing but discomfort and pain. as well as a feeling of degradation.
 
My Wife loves having her pussy and ass fucked, by my tongue. Other that an occasional blowjob that only time I am allow to cum is if I masturbate. In our house the only ass that gets fucked in mine, with her strapon.

Ronnie :rose:
 
My Wife loves having her pussy and ass fucked, by my tongue. Other that an occasional blowjob that only time I am allow to cum is if I masturbate. In our house the only ass that gets fucked in mine, with her strapon.

Ronnie :rose:

She's a woman who knows what is good for her. Does she like pussy?
 
I kind of like eating a asshole along with a pussy, but then I'm from the south so what ever.
 
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