Attention Deficit Disorder question

[3113]

Damn, my identity is out. Not I'll have to kill you all. And the Internet. Especially the Internet.

Hey! I have never ignored you and I love Madame Butterfly...and I'm hiding my entire set of $49.95 "Ronco Showtime" knives (yes, that right! only $49.95 for the entire set of 25 knives! You get the chef's chopper! A boning knife! Filet knife, cleaver and sportsman's knife! A bread knife and a paring knife! But wait! There's more! Buy now and we'll include six steak knives! Look! They can cut through soda cans, even slit the throat of that crazy woman your husband's been having an affair with!). These knives come with a lifetime guarantee!

http://www.kitchencollection.com/prodimages/sm1095362.jpg

 

[cloudy]

Hey! I have never ignored you and I love Madame Butterfly...and I'm hiding my entire set of $49.95 "Ronco Showtime" knives (yes, that right! only $49.95 for the entire set of 25 knives! You get the chef's chopper! A boning knife! Filet knife, cleaver and sportsman's knife! A bread knife and a paring knife! But wait! There's more! Buy now and we'll include six steak knives! Look! They can cut through soda cans, even slit the throat of that crazy woman your husband's been having an affair with!). These knives come with a lifetime guarantee!

http://www.kitchencollection.com/prodimages/sm1095362.jpg

But, wait! There's more!

With each set you order, we'll send you this do-it-yourself manual "How to Kill Your Husband's Loco Mistress" absolutely free!

 

[3113]

But, wait! There's more!

With each set you order, we'll send you this do-it-yourself manual "How to Kill Your Husband's Loco Mistress" absolutely free!

With this manual you'll soon be chopping, slicing and dicing up killers like a professional! No one will ever boil up your kid's bunny again, let along sleep with your husband!

 

[rgraham666]

And some people wonder why I took myself off the market.

 

[Guest]

And some people wonder why I took myself off the market.

I still do.

 

[denalirayne]

I still do.

When did you go to the market? And why didn't you invite me? I need some more eggs . . . .

 

[bluebell]

With this manual you'll soon be chopping, slicing and dicing up killers like a professional! No one will ever boil up your kid's bunny again, let along sleep with your husband!

You can have fan-fucking-tastic sex in an elevator...this time you'll be invited!