Audio Christmas Greetings.

BUMP!!

Now look, you guys, Kitten and I went to a lot of trouble to make that recording.

Don't make me have to beg. :mad:
 
matriarch said:
I hope this works.

Kitten and I attempted a joint recording, from opposite sides of the Atlantic.

Here goes nothing...........

Kitten and Mat say 'Happy Christmas'


Kitten & Mat

:kiss: :kiss:

YAYYYYY!!

Yes, come on people.
Listen to our cuteness, lol. :p (Or, at least mine, since Mat insist she's not cute. ;) :p)

That did take a lot of effort, I couldn't control myself, hehe. :D

Happy Holidays!

:kiss:
 
RebeccaLeah said:
lmao.

:D

Well done girls.

Thank you little one.
If you think that's funny, you should have heard some of the previous takes....hysteria isn't in it. We kept them. One of them we just laughed so much......we were both crying. It was exhausting. Another was just plain....obscene.

And no, they aren't going to be shared.

:D
 
Thanks you two. :kiss:

The other ones are hilarious. They might not be as amusing to other people, but we were cracking up.

On the one, I had just hit record to see if it would even pick up Mat's voice..
Oh, it did.. LOL.
Mat, Darling, what was it that you were saying?? LOL. :devil:
Tell these fine people. :p
 
EmeraldKitten said:
Thanks you two. :kiss:

The other ones are hilarious. They might not be as amusing to other people, but we were cracking up.

On the one, I had just hit record to see if it would even pick up Mat's voice..
Oh, it did.. LOL.
Mat, Darling, what was it that you were saying?? LOL. :devil:
Tell these fine people. :p

:eek: *wagging my finger*.naughty Kitten !!
 
matriarch said:
:eek: *wagging my finger*.naughty Kitten !!

It's what I do best, lol.:p

Now.. didn't it start out like.. oh.. something about not fucking because there wasn't the time??:confused: :D :devil:

Someone, please convince her to send that to be hosted.
It really is a hoot, LMFAO.

*Running away before Mat can catch me.*




:kiss:
 
alyxen said:
Very nice you two..

Mat, here is some 'winter' for you:

Winter scenes

Gorgeous Al, thank you.

When I say we don't get snow, I mean it barely lasts a day if we do get it, and we are so unused to it, the whole place grinds to a halt.

I can't remember the last time we had a white Christmas....no that's a lie, it was around 18, 19 years ago.
 
EmeraldKitten said:
It's what I do best, lol.:p

Now.. didn't it start out like.. oh.. something about not fucking because there wasn't the time??:confused: :D :devil:

Someone, please convince her to send that to be hosted.
It really is a hoot, LMFAO.

*Running away before Mat can catch me.*




:kiss:


Under no circumstances !!!! *glaring sternly*
 
matriarch said:
Under no circumstances !!!! *glaring sternly*

LOL.
My oh my, aren't we the intimidating one? LOL.


I then informed her I recorded it, and you can hear the panic in her voice..

Er, wait. This is totally fictional. No such recording exists. :D



:devil:
 
matriarch said:
Gorgeous Al, thank you.

When I say we don't get snow, I mean it barely lasts a day if we do get it, and we are so unused to it, the whole place grinds to a halt.

I can't remember the last time we had a white Christmas....no that's a lie, it was around 18, 19 years ago.

We'll have a white Christmas if you count the nearby cotton fields. :)

I do miss the wintry scenes..but only when I was in the warmth of inside and not needing to go outside for ANYTHING. I think I miss the colors of the changing leaves at fall the most.
 
alyxen said:
We'll have a white Christmas if you count the nearby cotton fields. :)

I do miss the wintry scenes..but only when I was in the warmth of inside and not needing to go outside for ANYTHING. I think I miss the colors of the changing leaves at fall the most.

I know what you mean......I love being cosy by a log fire, while its cold outside.......but the leaves I DO get, and its just beautiful. Takes my breath away.
 
EmeraldKitten said:
Umm.. Pardon me?

Did you just hit me with a chair?

You must be mistaken. This is Literotica.com.
It is not Jerry Springer.

:p :D :kiss:

I just liked the look on his face.......:D pure venom.
 
matriarch said:
I just liked the look on his face.......:D pure venom.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

You're positively prime evil lady.

That's it. Never makin' ya laugh (or is it "lauf" again!)


:devil: Hehehe. :D
 
EmeraldKitten said:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

You're positively prime evil lady.

That's it. Never makin' ya laugh (or is it "lauf" again!)


:devil: Hehehe. :D


No, its not 'lauf', that would be pronounced the same way as 'loaf'.

You're thinking of 'larrrf',,,,,,that's how I pronounce the word, not 'lafff'.

OK. Enough, I just yawned time for bed.

We have completely hijacked this thread, so I make my apologies to the rest of AH, and leave it to other posters.

night night.


:rose:
 
matriarch said:
No, its not 'lauf', that would be pronounced the same way as 'loaf'.

You're thinking of 'larrrf',,,,,,that's how I pronounce the word, not 'lafff'.

OK. Enough, I just yawned time for bed.

We have completely hijacked this thread, so I make my apologies to the rest of AH, and leave it to other posters.

night night.


:rose:


Actually, shoudln't it be "Lawf?" LOL. :p

Okay, okay, I'm done, um.. 'taking the piss' of your accent, LOL.

:D

Yes, sorry everyone, for the hijack. :)

Cherry Mistmas! :D

(P.S. Mat.. that AV... is so very enticing.. inviting.. fuck it, it's yummy. :D)
 
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A bump for the two girlies (in case they get pissy again :rolleyes: :p )

Great recording, you two! You should do radio. :D

Now, about the rude one. You know my email addie. ;)

Lou :rose: :rose:
 
Tatelou said:
A bump for the two girlies (in case they get pissy again :rolleyes: :p )

Great recording, you two! You should do radio. :D

Now, about the rude one. You know my email addie. ;)

Lou :rose: :rose:


Pissy? Moi? Never !!!!!!!! ;)

Glad you liked it.

The rude one will NEVER be shared. It wasn't even supposed to be recorded.......the wicked one was being wicked.
 
EmeraldKitten said:
YAYYYYY!!

Yes, come on people.
Listen to our cuteness, lol. :p (Or, at least mine, since Mat insist she's not cute. ;) :p)

That did take a lot of effort, I couldn't control myself, hehe. :D

Happy Holidays!

:kiss:

Oh wowwwwwww!!!

That was so kewl you two!!!

I was cracking up. You have an infectious laugh kitten lol

Merry Christmas to you too :)
 
Black Tulip said:


Actually, it was so funny, we laughed so much we both were crying with the recorder still running .........if you've ever heard of the 'laughing policeman' song (showing my age, and nationality now), its a bit like that. The sort of laughter that just makes other people laugh, and no matter how hard you try, you just can't stop.

I'm keeping my recording of it for those shitty days when I need cheering up.

:D
 
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