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matriarch said:I hope this works.
Kitten and I attempted a joint recording, from opposite sides of the Atlantic.
Here goes nothing...........
Kitten and Mat say 'Happy Christmas'
Kitten & Mat
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(Or, at least mine, since Mat insist she's not cute.
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RebeccaLeah said:lmao.
Well done girls.

matriarch said:I hope this works.
Kitten and I attempted a joint recording, from opposite sides of the Atlantic.
Here goes nothing...........
Kitten and Mat say 'Happy Christmas'
Kitten & Mat
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EmeraldKitten said:Thanks you two.
The other ones are hilarious. They might not be as amusing to other people, but we were cracking up.
On the one, I had just hit record to see if it would even pick up Mat's voice..
Oh, it did.. LOL.
Mat, Darling, what was it that you were saying?? LOL.
Tell these fine people.![]()
matriarch said:*wagging my finger*.naughty Kitten !!



alyxen said:
EmeraldKitten said:It's what I do best, lol.
Now.. didn't it start out like.. oh.. something about not fucking because there wasn't the time??![]()
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Someone, please convince her to send that to be hosted.
It really is a hoot, LMFAO.
*Running away before Mat can catch me.*
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matriarch said:Under no circumstances !!!! *glaring sternly*


matriarch said:Gorgeous Al, thank you.
When I say we don't get snow, I mean it barely lasts a day if we do get it, and we are so unused to it, the whole place grinds to a halt.
I can't remember the last time we had a white Christmas....no that's a lie, it was around 18, 19 years ago.
EmeraldKitten said:LOL.
My oh my, aren't we the intimidating one? LOL.
I then informed her I recorded it, and you can hear the panic in her voice..
Er, wait. This is totally fictional. No such recording exists.
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alyxen said:We'll have a white Christmas if you count the nearby cotton fields.
I do miss the wintry scenes..but only when I was in the warmth of inside and not needing to go outside for ANYTHING. I think I miss the colors of the changing leaves at fall the most.
matriarch said:

EmeraldKitten said:Umm.. Pardon me?
Did you just hit me with a chair?
You must be mistaken. This is Literotica.com.
It is not Jerry Springer.
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pure venom.matriarch said:I just liked the look on his face.......pure venom.
Hehehe. 
EmeraldKitten said:LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
You're positively prime evil lady.
That's it. Never makin' ya laugh (or is it "lauf" again!)
Hehehe.
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matriarch said:No, its not 'lauf', that would be pronounced the same way as 'loaf'.
You're thinking of 'larrrf',,,,,,that's how I pronounce the word, not 'lafff'.
OK. Enough, I just yawned time for bed.
We have completely hijacked this thread, so I make my apologies to the rest of AH, and leave it to other posters.
night night.
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Tatelou said:A bump for the two girlies (in case they get pissy again![]()
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Great recording, you two! You should do radio.
Now, about the rude one. You know my email addie.
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EmeraldKitten said:YAYYYYY!!
Yes, come on people.
Listen to our cuteness, lol.(Or, at least mine, since Mat insist she's not cute.
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That did take a lot of effort, I couldn't control myself, hehe.
Happy Holidays!
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Black Tulip said:
