Austin Powers, The Legend Continues.

[sex-maniac69]

Number 2:




As i arrive at Austins holding room i have an idea.I tell the guard to leave me with him i draw my handgun open the the door and move as austin charges into the wall."You idiot,get up,"I tell him i urge him to follow me bt when i turn my back i hear "Judo Chop!," and i black out.....

 

[Guest]

OOC: Ummmmm, WTF

sex-maniac69, have you been reading the thread before you post? Just curious.

On another note, Frau shall return after "Dr. Evil" gets home from work and posts! Hee hee hee... In the meantime...oh Scotty boy? Where are you son?

 

[Roland Gilliad]

ooc: Tiggs: *Points you SHARPLY To the Vampy thread* AHEM! Our Deal.....*Evil Grin*

 

[Guest]

OOC:

Yes Devil....I mean Roland!

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

alrighty...

(hey, I just watched AP2 and I would rather play ALotta Fagina....hope ya'll don't mind...)

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Damn Straight My Demoness! I mean tiggs.

 

[Guest]

OOC:

(hey, I just watched AP2 and I would rather play ALotta Fagina....hope ya'll don't mind...)

Go for it babe! (Awww, hell. There I go "flirting" with the straight women again. Sawwy 'bout that!)

 

[sex-maniac69]

(OCC:Hey tiggs yes i do read them in not stupid.And if you dont mind me asking,you seem like such a nice person,are you singleing me out in all my threads and being mean to me on purpose because i am a very nice guy if you get to know me and i dont see a reason to do that.One more thing im sorry if i intruded in tthe one about the prom but it seemed like a really nice story)

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

um......

(haven't ever flirted with a woman before, but hey, firsts for everything. NO COMMENTS FELLAS...I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKIN)


Adorned in a complete Black Leather catsuit mini-dress, zipped down halfway to the middle of my breasts, THigh high black leather boots, leaving a small rectangle of skin between the fabric of my dress and the tops of my tie-up boots. My hair is twisted up. I take off my helmet as I get off my Motorbike. Holding to my side, I barge into the Secret Volcano Lair, my boots clicking, stopping dead in my tracks as I hear the infamous "muhahahahhahamuhahahahamuahahaha" of Dr. Evil's funny tactics. I wasn't in the mood to humor him and join in.


(post more later...had to get in though)

 

[Ravenloft]

(OCC:Hey tiggs yes i do read them in not stupid.And if you dont mind me asking,you seem like such a nice person,are you singleing me out in all my threads and being mean to me on purpose because i am a very nice guy if you get to know me and i dont see a reason to do that.One more thing im sorry if i intruded in tthe one about the prom but it seemed like a really nice story)

Okay first up, and these are only suggestions, you might want to post more than one sentence at a time. Then we did make it clear that we wanted to continue on with the romantical feel of the Lady in Red thread but you still stepped in. Would you really go up to two of your friends when they are obviously having a moment together? Now I don't want to put you off or make you hate me because we need all the players we can get and you did show talent in the Lady thread. *I even, personally, liked that you DID come up to Dain and Bri... Made it a little more realistic. Cant have things being TOO perfect or a mind will reject it...*

 

[Ravenloft]

Dr. Evil:

"Mini Me! Come to daddy! Oh how I have missed you!" Seeing that Mini Me was distressed Dr. Evil frowned. "Aw... Mini Me... Whats wrong? You look quite unhappy..." Pushing a button on the panel before him Dr. Evil caused a miniature command chair to spring up next to him. "Come set next to daddy and let him cheer you up!"

 

[sex-maniac69]

OCC: Hey ravenloft,I am sorry about my intrusion.You think i showed talent? well i love to write.I dont hate you,you had all the right to treat me as you did,because i wouldnt like it if i were in your place and got interupted.My Character is going through everything i went through at my senior prom to a "T" and he doesnt need to suffer as i did.
Because i lost her.




Number 2: "He got away Dr Evil," I said and rubbed my sore head."Hey mini me glad your better,".....

 

[Renegade]

Scott Evil

OOC: This won't be my best work but I'm in a hurry since I didn't post anything yesterday and I won't be back on till later.

IC: Rolling my eyes as Number 2 delivers the news that I had been expecting, I lean back in my chair and give dad an 'I told you so' type of look.

"You are such a loser" I tell him as I shake my head at him.

All these guns around here, and nobody ever uses them to actualy kill anyone.

Shrugging it off the best I can, I ask him "So what 'great master plan' do you have to take care of Austin Powers now? You gonna kidnap him again so we can strap him to a rocket ship that is set to launch in two weeks?"

I can't help but grin at the possibilty that he would do something as stupid as that the next time he gets Austin.

 

[sex-maniac69]

Number2:
i sneered at scott."oh and in case you didnt know,ms.fagina's here,"I said and giggled a bit even though i though she was extremely sexy,that name was funny.
"Any luck with austin from ten minutes ago,"i asked Dr.evil....

 

[Roland Gilliad]

ooc:Bleh, sorry no mini-me today. Will do it asap. Tired right now, need more Mt.Dew.

 

[Guest]

Bambi Bangs...

They were on the move again. As soon as Austin From 10 Mins Ago got up from his seat at the cafe, Bambi Bangs did as well. She stood up, smoothing the wrinkles out of her leopard print vinyl skirt. She tossed a few dollars on her table and was off.

She kept just enough distance so that Austin would not know he was being tailed. Her sun glasses covered her deep, royal blue eyes. And her golden locks, silkier than Goldilocks herself, were mostly tucked up under a hat.

Bambi ducked into a store's door way just in time to miss Austin turning to look over his shoulders...

 

[Roland Gilliad]

ooc: MY DEMONESS!!!!! im waiting for your response In da VAMPY thread..

ic: *Mini-me Walks over and gets into the mini-command chair, and cheers up, calling over mini-mr.bigglesworth and chewing on his ear a bit, dr.evil spoke up* No We do not Nibble on our Kit-ty..*Mini gave his usual arguement, but got a solid no, So he mearly sat there, looking awefully Evil as usual, although a tad unrestless, Looking at Scott he Waits till the Doc's back is turned and gives him the finger*
(I hope i have read all this stuff right..)

 

[Ravenloft]

Dr. Evil:

Distractedly listening to Scott, watching Mini Me, and smelling #2 Dr. Evil perked up an ear. Scotts plan was quite good, but he couldn't let on that he had liked it... "Scott... My boy... Could you repeat what you said? I am afraid daddy didn't quite hear you..." As he said this in his usual overwrote, even maniacle manner he pushed the record button on his command panel. He would record his boys plan and use it as though it where his own.

 

[Renegade]

Scott Evil

Giving Mini Me a dirty look for his little salute, I am brought out of my daze by Dr. Evils question. Looking at Dr. Evil with a raised eyebrow, I'm taken by surprise that he was actualy interested in what I had to say for once.

Shaking that off, I tell him "I was just saying that you'd probably kidnap Austin Powers again and just tie him up to a rocket that won't go off for two weeks. Why are you asking for me to repeat that?"

Turning away from me quickly, he shrugs his shoulders "Oh nothing, just trying to get to know my son."

Ok, now I know something was wrong here. There was noway he would be this nice to me unless he had a reason.

Trying to end this meeting faster, I ask him "Ok then pop, what are you going to do now about Austin Powers? If we let him get far away then you'll have two Powers on your hands and you can't even handle one."

Mini Me and Number 2 give me a look as we await to hear the old mans big plan.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Austin

After Austin escapes from Dr. Evil's secret lair, he heads home to check on Felicity.

Walking in the door, he finds a note from her "Austin, I have gone shopping I will be back later, Love Felicity."

He takes a shower, and falls asleep on the sofa watching his favoite movie, "In Like Flint".

[Edited by Mackdaddy_74 on 12-11-2000 at 11:39 AM]

 

[Guest]

Frau Farbissina...

Frau's hand slowly made its way up Scott's thigh as she sat there, pretending to be interested in Dr. Evil's gibberish. A thin lined smile covered her lips. With the corner of her eyes, she glanced over at her son. As his eyes met hers, her smile widened.

"Off you two go... Daddy has work to do..." Dr. Evil stated with a sinister look on his face. He began stroaking his chin as he played Scott's EVIL plan over in his mind. Quickly he added, "Frau, make yourself useful woman and give Scott his daily lession in being evil!"

Frau looked at Scott. Scott looked at Frau. The both had a wicked grin plastered across their faces as the stood to leave the room. "Come son," Frau begain. "Your father is right. It's time for Momma to give you some more lessions!"

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

sorry///

(won't let it happen again, I was gone for too long...)


I stared at number two. I shifted my breasts (implants, yes implants) "I took care of Felicity Dr. Evil." I raised my eyebrow seductively. "You don't have to worry about her. SHe is a tad...how do you say...all wet. " I saw some people look at me oddly. "I threw her in the damned river of EVIL. ok?" I smiled nicely at Dr. Evil. Then i walked over to mini-me. Giving him a kiss on the head, I noticed him blush, "Mini-me helped me with that plan." He grinned. I licked my lips seductively at Number two. That man is increasingly sexy. Yet I had a feeling he didn't notice me. "Mr. Powers, according to my calculations, and the last I spoke to Bambi...He is sleeping like a ...how you say...baby...In his room. In the hotel next to the Starbucks. WE can keep an eye on him there."

 

[sex-maniac69]

Number 2:



I noticed Alotta kept looking at me.Then i noticed her lick her lips.I almost fell over."Alotta,your looking really pretty today," i stammered out.Pretty ,shit she was hot.But i mostly pretended not to stare at her exposed cleavage.Ive gotta sit i thought .God,what id like to do to her."Id like to see the look on Austins face when he finds out," i said and smiled at her........

 

[Ravenloft]

OOC: Just waiting for Scott Evil to post then I will.

 

[Phoenix]

My excuse

Sorry everyone between Comp problems, short hospital stay and a date I could not make it to my the board in the past 3 days don't worry I am here now