Austin Powers: The New Adventures

[Guest]

Felicity


As Austin and I walked into the small airport dragging the sweedish chick, I couldn't help but think about Dr. Evil. When was he ever going to give up? He was so obsessed with Austin, when he should be more obsessed about his appearance. He wasn't attractive at all.

And what was with the whole shaved scrotum thing? I shook my head and tried to concentrate on other things. I didn't want my sex life destroyed over thoughts of Dr. Evil and his privies.

I watched Austin as he talked to the security people with Inga standing to the side still in cuffs. She was actually quite pretty, and so young too.

"Oh well... too bad." I walked over to where Austin was standing. "Austin.... honey. I hate to rush you while you are talking to all of these groovy people, but we have to get going. You know.. people to catch and things to see." I turned to the officers, and gave them a dazzling smile. "Besides, I am sure these great guys can handle her."

I took his arm and walked him back to the plane.

 

[poohlive]

Number 2 watched her fall. A huge grin on his face. She fell on top of him, like she could resist, then to make things more interesting she began fisgeting, "attempting" to get up. Number 2 was impressed on her dedication.
He placed his hands firmly on her hips, and gently pushed her back into him. Then, he pulled and got her back into a standing position.
"There you are Allotta, I do hope there are no more accidents on this trip."
When it was him who had to actually play hard to get, you know that they wanted him bad. He couldn't help but see Ivonna lick her lips a few more times, she couldn't resist either. Hell, no one could resist, after all with looks and talent and money and power like him, you would have to be a good upstanding well off girl with high self esteem and a deeply spiritual heart to miss his charm. (insert moral philosophy here... I've done my part for this thread, I'm done now).
Unbuckling his belt, Number 2 went back to the bathroom. Allotta might have done something to him, but she couldn't stop his bladder, only one thing could... a tiny metal thing with blue water.

 

[cheekyminx]

Ivannaaaaahhhhhhh

Smiling to myself as I watched 2 playing hard to get. He walked towards the bathroom and I followed quickly. Giving Alotta a cheeky look.
Waiting outside the bathroom, waiting for the door to unlock, I gave Alotta a little crook of the finger - an invitation to squeeze ourselves into the bathroom.
Giving her an evil look and wondering if she was going to join me.

 

[Angelus]

Dr. Evil

As I sat down at my desk and looked out the window to see the shark as it swam by I wondered where everyone was as they were late. Number 2, Ivana and Alotta should have been here a while ago and Scott had disappeared- which wasn't such a bad thing. I turned and pushed one of the buttons on my intercom and looked at the screen as it came down.

"Is everything running according to my plan?"

"Yes sir- but sir, this is the strangest thing that we have done in a while," the engineer that I was speaking to said.

"I don't want to here this. I want to know that everything is going frikking well not some lame excuses or would you like to go swimming."

"No sir.... everything is going well and should be ready on schedule."

"Very good," I said before I turned the screen off then turned back to the window and began to laugh.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Austin

As Felicity Leads me back to the plane, I reach down and grab her hand. "You know Felicity, you are the grooviest baby, baby. Ooops too many baby's in there." I say laughing. She shines me her best smile, and I smile my cheesiest grin back at her.

"I love you Felicity Shagwell." I tell her, as she swings our arms in rhythmically with our stride.

As I pull her in front of me so she can board the plane, I hear a faint voice over the whine of the engines. "Mr. Powers, Mr. Powers, please wait." I turn and see what appears to be a journalist running towards me.

 

[Guest]

Felicity

Felicity stopped just as Austin did. Watching the journalist approach.

"Another female." I thought to myself. "I am never going to be alone with Austin until we finish this mission."

I looked at Austin and saw him checking her out. What else should I expect? He was human. I just couldn't help the pangs of jealousy.

 

[unclebigbad]

Mini-Me

I reach for the inside doorknob...I'm in the damn closet. Tossed there by a cleaning person who thought it would be funny to toss the tiny bald guy in the closet...Damn...I can't reach it. I hear what sounds like Number 2, Ivanna, and Alotta. I begin to kick on the door...screaming at the top of my little lungs...

GET ME THE FRICK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!