Australia

[Super-Surprise]

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[Super-Surprise]

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[BobBalouski]

"shithole"

 

[Hypoxia]

Tasmania is awkward to rhyme.

From my Capricorn Rhyming Dictionary:

Anglo-mania, decalomania, dipsomania, kleptomania, mania, miscellania (or miscellanea), Tanzania, Tasmania, Titania, Transylvania, Urania

Or we could convert similar endings to -ania:

Titania, volcania, tympania, urbania, insania

Thus:

[size=+1]The was an old gent from Tasmania
Wore only a huge decalomania
With a stripe down his wank
And a big wind-up crank
Stand back when he farts, it'll brain ya.[/size]

 

[phrodeau]

A sheila who came from Australia
Had tattooed her ass like a dahlia.
The artwork was fine,
And the color divine.
But the scent - now that was a failure.

 

[Dreamliner]

New zealand is a good place to visit when you're in aussie. They have middle earth, hobbits wizards and much more.

We also have Fiordland, a natural wonder of the world and the first space rocket launching pad from a small country (not one of the big ones).

They also put into space the humanity ball.

 

[Debbie]

That was an import, there's no hotness in NZ

All the nz babes go to aussie.

We keep the fuglies to herd the sheep.

 

[islandman]

Australia is the seventh-largest global producer of cotton.

FYI.

 

[pointless]

also, their number one export is hot girls with silly accents.

 

[islandman]

They're south of the equator, so it's silly girls with hot accents.

 

[pointless]

i see you're familiar with claudia o'doherty.

 

[islandman]

Nah. I just come from that part of the world.

 

[pointless]

well, you should be. she's the best part of netflix's love.

also, she was great on comedy bang bang : see here.

and they need to bring her the fuck back, damnit.

 

[islandman]

I'll check her out. Thanks for the referral.

 

[ishtat]

[SIZE="4"

There was a young lady from Woolloomooloo
If well fucked created a loud hullabaloo

[/SIZE]

On my very first visit to OZ as a callow youth I was taken to the Wooloomooloo hotel (inner suburb of Sydney) on a Friday after work - "for a few beers mate".

There were about 300 men - no women in the bar - except the barmaids. The place was as the locals would say, "rough as guts." Round about 8 o'clock was the evening entertainment - not a chook raffle or anything like that, oh no, it was an auction. They stood a young aboriginal girl on the bar and auctioned her off - "half an hour out the back to the highest bidder!"

Feminism has come a fair way in the last 35 years - don't think it could happen now.

 

[pointless]

dang it, i was going to provide a more visual reason to both love claudia o'doherty and watch love, but i'm guessing netflix got some shit pulled from youtube because the clips appear to be gone. either that or i'm just shit at searching for them. oh well.

 

[Hypoxia]

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred.

 

[oggbashan]

Don't cycle in Queensland:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTaIvrhT7OE

 

[Downundergirl79]

Grew bored of being an unfucked maid

She bought us Barossa wine

Removed her clothes and then mine

And now she's well fucked and often laid.

Watch it I’m from Adelaide

Wait I think being laid is a good thing..nm carry on

 

[Dreamliner]

It is on the New Zealand statute books as West Island.

 

[warrior queen]

We have sharks, crocs, irakanji jellyfish, most of the top 10 venomous snakes on the planet, funnelweb spiders (whose fangs are strong enough to pierce through an adult mans big toenail!), cassowaries, bullants and jack jumpers, and Pauline Hanson.
But..... we also have gorgeous heaches, unbelievably beautiful outback countryside, friendly people, great food, excellent beer, and a very favourable exchange rate!
Enjoy