Autocorrect wingman

[Nightscream89]

Just watched some silly clip on youtube that made me think of this idea for a one shot.
Not really time to write it atm, but who knows if people like it maybe I'll get to it in a couple of months.

A guy went out with a girl and they hook up afterwards.
The next day they are flirting through text, and she mentions that she's in class atm.

The guy wants to text her "I wish I could come to your class right now."
However without him noticing it autocorrects to "I wish I could cum in your ass right now."
The girl is into it and answers "I wish that too, unfortunately I have to endure this boring class. But I'm free tonight if you want."

The guy still doesn't know his phone autocorrected. That evening, picking her up for a normal second date. However the girl is ready to have her ass pounded that night.

She could think he is a lot more into the dirty talk etc. than he actually is.
He gets some awkward vibes as she is hinting at something that he feels he should know about, but he has no clue. (And maybe he starts thinking that she just wants sex.)

 

[TheWritingGroup]

I don't think this is where you were going, but my brain went to the autocorrect having an AI added (which the main character didn't know) and it's playing with them.

-Annie

 

[Carnevil9]

You could have the guy misinterpret "atm" to mean "ass to mouth," which leads to all sorts of merry mixups!

 

[GlennJenko]

The guy wants to text her "I wish I could come to your class right now."
However without him noticing it autocorrects to "I wish I could cum in your ass right now."
The girl is into it and answers "I wish that too, unfortunately I have to endure this boring class. But I'm free tonight if you want."

This is hilarious. I love it.

The question would be what the readers knows. Is there full dramatic irony where the reader is privy to what the text actually says, or do we find out as the MC does? If it's the latter, I'd put in a line early on where the guy's buddy mention how he needs to turn his autocorrect off because it keeps sending random shit unintentionally. That could help clue the reader into what's actually happened.

I'd add the (potentially obvious) caveat that this does end with some hot as hell anal. Gotta give readers what they want.