Badydoll's Return....

[doppelbock22000]

hi pretty lady,
I hope this is a weekend without too much work....h's and k's H

 

[babydoll2u]

hi pretty lady,
I hope this is a weekend without too much work....h's and k's H

hiya sweetie! NOPE... working ALOT of hours this weekend.. won't be on here much for sure.

hugs!

 

[babydoll2u]

and I would love to take yours Hope you have a great day!

LOL...

 

[doppelbock22000]

hiya sweetie! NOPE... working ALOT of hours this weekend.. won't be on here much for sure.

hugs!

well darn, that sucks, and not in the good way. Guess we'll save whipped cream for next week.....Just remember if you feel a twinge, it's from down here. hehe, hugs

 

[babydoll2u]

well darn, that sucks, and not in the good way. Guess we'll save whipped cream for next week.....Just remember if you feel a twinge, it's from down here. hehe, hugs

LOL... I will definitely remember that!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Good afternoon, Peggy

Nice to see you here.

 

[Guest]

good morning

babydoll!! hope yu dont overdo this weekend, be sure to keep cool!! its 100 here in MO today!!

 

[doppelbock22000]

for the weekend

LOL... I will definitely remember that!

Looking for a wee giggle my lady,
hugs, H


A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the blonde in the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is this. I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left over, so now we're going to Sea World."

 

[babydoll2u]

Nice to see you here.

hi there Mike... just got home from one work assignment, need to fit in some sleep for my shift tonight

Hope you're having a good day?

 

[BigDonGStone]

Since I've read several good blonde jokes here I figure I should leave my contribution. Short, sweet, and to the point.

Q - Why don't blondes breast feed their children?

A - Hurts so much when they boil their nipples.


And of course, to be reasonably politically correct, we can't forget blond males.

Q - Why did the blonde girl have a sore navel?

A - Blond boyfriend.

 

[babydoll2u]

babydoll!! hope yu dont overdo this weekend, be sure to keep cool!! its 100 here in MO today!!

hey sweetie... 94 here today uuuuuuugghh...

I'll try not to overdo it, lol.. gonna be a rough one for sure.
*hugs*

 

[babydoll2u]

Looking for a wee giggle my lady,
hugs, H


A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the blonde in the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is this. I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left over, so now we're going to Sea World."

omg... lmao.... LOLOL... THAT was funny!

thanks for a good laugh sweetie

 

[sweetshybbw48]

Lol

Since I've read several good blonde jokes here I figure I should leave my contribution. Short, sweet, and to the point.

Q - Why don't blondes breast feed their children?

A - Hurts so much when they boil their nipples.


And of course, to be reasonably politically correct, we can't forget blond males.

Q - Why did the blonde girl have a sore navel?

A - Blond boyfriend.

LOL @ sore navel .. hadn't heard that one .. hiya BigDon

*hugs to babydoll* ..

 

[babydoll2u]

Since I've read several good blonde jokes here I figure I should leave my contribution. Short, sweet, and to the point.

Q - Why don't blondes breast feed their children?

A - Hurts so much when they boil their nipples.


And of course, to be reasonably politically correct, we can't forget blond males.

Q - Why did the blonde girl have a sore navel?

A - Blond boyfriend.

GOOD contributions, lol... thanks hun

people have actually asked me why I don't mind blonde jokes on my thread?
well, easy. I'm a redhead (auburn)! why should I mind? lol...

 

[babydoll2u]

LOL @ sore navel .. hadn't heard that one .. hiya BigDon

*hugs to babydoll* ..

*hugs sweets... hope you're having a good day

 

[Guest]

Is it ok if I give everyone a hug?

 

[babydoll2u]

Is it ok if I give everyone a hug?

nope just me LOL.. of course it is.. as long as I get a hug on other threads LOL

 

[Guest]

nope just me LOL.. of course it is.. as long as I get a hug on other threads LOL

I hug you all the time, you just don't know it

 

[BigDonGStone]

Hi Sweet. I worked with a young blonde who probably was the woman every blonde joke was ever written about. She came to work one day and told me that she had to leave early as she had a doctor's appointment. As she seemed to be favoring her side I asked her what the problem was.

She advised me that she was in a hurry getting dressed that mornning and noted a small wrinkle in her blouse. Since it was so small, and since she was in such a big hurry, she figured she could quickly iron it... while she was still wearing it.

She proceeded to show me a reasonably good sized blister that seemed to be growing as I looked at it. I gave her an icepack and took her to the emergency room right then and there.

To this day I'm still shocked!

LOL @ sore navel .. hadn't heard that one .. hiya BigDon

*hugs to babydoll* ..

 

[sweetshybbw48]

*s*

Hi Sweet. I worked with a young blonde who probably was the woman every blonde joke was ever written about. She came to work one day and told me that she had to leave early as she had a doctor's appointment. As she seemed to be favoring her side I asked her what the problem was.

She advised me that she was in a hurry getting dressed that mornning and noted a small wrinkle in her blouse. Since it was so small, and since she was in such a big hurry, she figured she could quickly iron it... while she was still wearing it.

She proceeded to show me a reasonably good sized blister that seemed to be growing as I looked at it. I gave her an icepack and took her to the emergency room right then and there.

To this day I'm still shocked!

Oh .. my .. God .. I'm cracking up!

 

[BigDonGStone]

That is a true story. She was one of the nicest people I've ever met but a true ditz in every sense of the word. She still works for a local competitor so I see her from time to time.

Oh .. my .. God .. I'm cracking up!

 

[sweetshybbw48]

That is a true story. She was one of the nicest people I've ever met but a true ditz in every sense of the word. She still works for a local competitor so I see her from time to time.

trying to remember a cute one I heard the other day ..

'What do you call a smart blonde?'

A golden retriever ..



NO OFFENSE TO ANY BLONDES!!!!!

 

[doppelbock22000]

omg... lmao.... LOLOL... THAT was funny!

thanks for a good laugh sweetie

Hellow Babydoll and everyone, i should have warned that I was born a blonde about 10 minutes after I read that one, i laughed......oh, that will hurt.
Have a great weekend you'll.....i can't wait til Monday to read your adventures..
hugs, H

 

[doppelbock22000]

trying to remember a cute one I heard the other day ..

'What do you call a smart blonde?'

A golden retriever ..



NO OFFENSE TO ANY BLONDES!!!!!

You know something my lady, I really love the way you think. haha
have a great weekend, go Cardinals....hehe H

 

[Dracoa]

*hugs Peggy* How're you doin hun?