Badydoll's Return....

doppelbock22000 said:
Well I couldn't find a laugh, but this is a public service announcement. Hope everyone takes heed, hugs and kisses my dear H :rose:
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

oh this is good! especially like #8... I KNEW there was a reason I liked kissing so much, LOL.

#7 proves a point I've tried making... make love to a man and it'll put him to sleep every time! :eek: me? I'm rarin' to go for more! :p
 
babydoll2u said:
#7 proves a point I've tried making... make love to a man and it'll put him to sleep every time! :eek: me? I'm rarin' to go for more! :p

not every one ;)
 
good afternoon babydoll!!

hope tu had a great weekend even though yu had to work ALOT!! damm hot here in MO again today, and i am sure it is there!!! :kiss:
 
ljmo said:
hope tu had a great weekend even though yu had to work ALOT!! damm hot here in MO again today, and i am sure it is there!!! :kiss:

hi sweetie... yes it IS damn hot! someone said it begins cooling off in September in the North...
I hope to God they weren't lying to me to get me up here... :cool:
 
babydoll2u said:
hi sweetie... yes it IS damn hot! someone said it begins cooling off in September in the North...
I hope to God they weren't lying to me to get me up here... :cool:
I AM SURE IT WILL, been here in MO all my life and its never failed to get cool in the fall and cold in the winter!!!
 
ljmo said:
I AM SURE IT WILL, been here in MO all my life and its never failed to get cool in the fall and cold in the winter!!!

good... cuz I'm tired of summer... I'm NOT a summer person.

I'd MUCH rather have cold weather, and snuggle up with someone under the blankets with a cup of hot cocoa (and a shot of vodka or tequila in it), talking... kissing... mmmmm... ;)
 
babydoll2u said:
good... cuz I'm tired of summer... I'm NOT a summer person.

I'd MUCH rather have cold weather, and snuggle up with someone under the blankets with a cup of hot cocoa (and a shot of vodka or tequila in it), talking... kissing... mmmmm... ;)

Mmmmmm. Sounds very nice. I was born in the winter. *smiles innocently*

Good day darlin. Just returning the *bump* you gave my thread, and throwing in a lil *grind* as well.
 
Dracoa said:
Mmmmmm. Sounds very nice. I was born in the winter. *smiles innocently*

Good day darlin. Just returning the *bump* you gave my thread, and throwing in a lil *grind* as well.

hiya sweetie... Hope you had a good day ?
I like your grinds... may I grind back... ?
 
babydoll2u said:
hiya sweetie... Hope you had a good day ?
I like your grinds... may I grind back... ?

It's been alright so far. Well, except for the whole altenater issue. How has your day been dear, sweet, friend. :)

But ofcourse you may. ;)
 
Dracoa said:
It's been alright so far. Well, except for the whole altenater issue. How has your day been dear, sweet, friend. :)

But ofcourse you may. ;)

did you get another alternator?

*grinds*
 
babydoll2u said:
did you get another alternator?

*grinds*

*slow grinds*

Not yet. Waitin on my uncle to get home, and it may take a while seeing as my car is almost as old as I am. 20 years old.
 
babydoll2u said:
oh this is good! especially like #8... I KNEW there was a reason I liked kissing so much, LOL.

#7 proves a point I've tried making... make love to a man and it'll put him to sleep every time! :eek: me? I'm rarin' to go for more! :p

oh my dear, rarin to go, I need a nap right now. hehe...hugs and kisses, H :rose:
 
Dracoa said:
*slow grinds*

Not yet. Waitin on my uncle to get home, and it may take a while seeing as my car is almost as old as I am. 20 years old.

wow! so how are you getting to work?

*slow grinds*
 
babydoll2u said:
wow! so how are you getting to work?

*slow grinds*

I'm not right now. My manager took me home yesterday, he understands the situation and is going to have it covered until I can get my car working again.
 
Dracoa said:
I'm not right now. My manager took me home yesterday, he understands the situation and is going to have it covered until I can get my car working again.
oh goodness... I hope you don't lose your job......
 
Hi Luv, :kiss: . Did I say I was going to have an easy week? Remind me never to say that again. Had busy day but can relax now. Staying in the city tonight, the 3 hour commute is to much to do everyday. Bought a new cot, lets see if it lasts 15 years like the last one. :)
 
Nicxrme said:
Hi Luv, :kiss: . Did I say I was going to have an easy week? Remind me never to say that again. Had busy day but can relax now. Staying in the city tonight, the 3 hour commute is to much to do everyday. Bought a new cot, lets see if it lasts 15 years like the last one. :)
Hi Nic! :kiss: You did say that... and I'll remind you, lol.
You bought a cot? Where are you sleeping? At the office?
 
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