rlaflamme
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Banned - for being too sweet.
Banned for chewing on the fence.
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Banned - for being too sweet.
Banned for chewing on the fence.
Banned because he makes and sells his own music albums. No, that's not the reason. The reason is he allows the original artist's song to play, and once the song ends he sings, "Alright there, Boi!" and claims that makes it his.
Banned for unconscionably prolix longwindedness.
Banned for flicking the lights on and off pretending it is a strobe light.
Banned for bursting my bubble. I thought it *was* a strobe light.
Banned for thinking all clouds are made from a fog machine.
Wait. What?
Banned for bursting my bubble again!
Banned for having o many bubbles
Banned for bubble-bursting
Banned for having an overly large head.
Banned for popping all the balloons.
Banned for handing me the pin cushion.
Banned for not sewing the Martian's button back on like the Martian asked.
Banned for calling his privates a button.
Banned for covering the floor with Lego pieces.
Ouch! Dammit! Banned for leaving the pieces there.
Banned for not giving the Martian something to put them in.
Banned for not realizing you could have used your helmet.
Banned for trying to see under the Martian's helmet!
Banned for keeping secrets.
Banned for pawing the Martian's plume.
Banned for not allowing my enjoyment.
For hedonistic thought.