Barbie Doll Kink????

Remember these , my Grandma used to be a demon at making both for us girls, first the cake .......


For the un-initiated the image directly above consisted of barbies legs slotting down through the toilet roll , her skirt covering the replacement roll. All of which was proudly displayed placed in the bathroom , near the commode for appreciation. Even at about 7 I was calling hard limit on this decorating innovation.
 
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@}-}rebecca---- said:
Depends what your reaction I guess. You didn't say Neon. Would a woman crucify mind , body & soul for the unattainable . Think by varying degrees it's called survival. Fortunately merely surviving surpassed by maturity, personal growth and ever ensuing self confidence leads to emancipation. Then you can drag the 'inner barbie' out fling her about and put her back in the damn box with mindful due course .

Remember these , my Grandma used to be a demon at making both for us girls, first the cake .......


For the un-initiated the image directly above consisted of barbies legs slotting down through the toilet roll , her skirt covering the replacement roll. All of which was proudly displayed placed in the bathroom , near the commode for appreciation. Even at about 7 I was calling hard limit on this decorating innovation.
LOL - I remember those toilet roll dollies! The cake is incredible! That was really a cake? And it's edible? Who get's the Barbie? (Inquiring minds...)

Re: the cross thing - religious imagery, particularly involving sacrifice, is a strange thing. I will leave them up to your interpretation ;) :rose: Neon
 
CutieMouse said:
Waaaahoooo! I remember when that work was being blasted all over creation- I was at a small private Baptist college, and kept creating awkward silences by saying things like:

"Well... if you look at it intellectually, Christ did sort of get pissed on... first the whole dying thing, and now nobody really even bothers doing what he asked them to do. I would say the work is making a rather radical, yet honest, assessment of the state of Christianity, really, and isn't offensive at all."

*Everyone looks at Cutie*

*Everyone takes 3 steps back so as to avoid the lightning strike...*

(Cutie dropped out of that college within 6 months...)

Sigh.

(Damned school's art department didn't even have nude studies classes. How the ever lovin' *** are you supposed to learn how to draw the human body through a leotard???)
GO, CUTIE, GO! GO, CUTIE, GO! I suspect that had you not dropped out they might have asked you to leave, LOL. Heaven forbid that anyone think :eek: in a place like that. The fact that you were only allowed to draw people in leotards really takes the cake (see Miss Rebecca's post below ;) ).

I remember our Jr. High librarian having to go through all of the art books and cut out all of the nudes before she put then on the shelves - but that's Texas for you! Of course, seeing that sort of thing can create a wonderfully peculiar sort of radical - don't think that Molly Ivans, Anne Richards or Jim Hightower could have come out of any other state.

:D Neon
 
neonflux said:
GO, CUTIE, GO! GO, CUTIE, GO! I suspect that had you not dropped out they might have asked you to leave, LOL. Heaven forbid that anyone think :eek: in a place like that. The fact that you were only allowed to draw people in leotards really takes the cake (see Miss Rebecca's post below ;) ).

I remember our Jr. High librarian having to go through all of the art books and cut out all of the nudes before she put then on the shelves - but that's Texas for you! Of course, seeing that sort of thing can create a wonderfully peculiar sort of radical - don't think that Molly Ivans, Anne Richards or Jim Hightower could have come out of any other state.

:D Neon

Oh I'd quit artwork cold turkey by that point, so the art department wasn't even graced by my presence... it was the previous 10 years of private lessons, portfolio building, and discussions with (my mentally unstable as hell, but smart) MA in Art History mother, that made me spit fire when I discovered they had an art department, but no nude studies class. LOL
 
neonflux said:
LOL - I remember those toilet roll dollies!
Thank Heavens if I found out it was an exclusively an Australian thing ( was starting to suspect it ) I would most likely have to go impale myself on a koala or something. Close call........phew.
neonflux said:
The cake is incredible! That was really a cake? And it's edible? Who get's the Barbie? (Inquiring minds...)
Yes, yes and yes. The birthday girl . The term used here is 'Dolly Varden Cake' . I just googled a recipe and all the initial links came up as Australian : shudders :

Here you go......


Barbie Cakes / Dolly Varden

The Wondermold isn't deep enough on its own for a Barbie cake, so you need an extra layer or two of cake underneath so that Barbie can go inside the cake and the cake starts at her waist. I use petal pans. A 9 inch and sometimes a larger one - up to the 15 inch size. Of course you can do it with the round or even place the Wondermold - on a dowelled sheet cake.
First of all, the top of the extra layer or layers of cake has to be iced. Also fill if you are using more than one layer as your bottom cake that the Wondermold will sit on.
I found a great way of keeping Barbie clean and also coring the cake and keeping her enclosed and stable. An empty paper towel roll - well two actually. You are best off boarding the Wondermold and also using a strong cake base for the whole cake. So you mark the centre of the underneath of the double covered boards that the Wondermold will sit on, I places them covered sides out and glue gun the two together. Then I cut a hole large enough for a paper towel inner tube to fit through. So you work the paper towel cardboard roll straight up through the bottom or underneath side of the boarded Wondermold cake and then remove. This will core your cake. Alternately, you can just fill with icing between the Wondermold cake and the additional layer, no boards and core from the top down. I have found that this works well, undowelled too. It just makes the cakes slices a little more awkward because of the height of them. Ok, so if you boarded the Wondermold, and now you have cored it, you also need to core the layer cake this is sitting on. So you centre a board the same size as the boarded cake on the lower cake and mark off the centre of the lower cake, then core the centre again using the paper towel roll. You will want to put 5 dowels in the centre of the marked area on the lower cake around the cored hole. Place some icing sugar in the area where the Wondermold will sit on the lower cake. So now you place the cored Wondermold cake over the dowelled lower cake and line up the holes. So now you are going to take a fresh paper towel inner cardboard tube. Insert Barbie so that the tube starts at her waist - it is a tight fit - Barbie's hip's will make it a really tight fit. So You check to see if the paper towel roll when inserted with the Barbie, will be too long for the height of your lower cake and the Wondermold combined, and you slice off the correct amount from the bottom of the paper towel roll. Now cover the roll with foil or plastic wrap and reinsert the Barbie up to her waist. If the height of your combined lower levels and the Wondermold, will be much more than the enclosed Barbie in the paper towel roll, then you will want to also place a dowel inside of the enclosed Barbie/roll so that you have a centre dowel that goes though all of the layers to the bottom . Otherwise the Barbie in the roll acts as your centre dowel. So now you are ready to decorate.
I transport these doll cakes using a moving box. I cut the front flap all the way down. Then I completely line the box with foil and tape it well. I line the bottom with that rubbery shelf liner that stops any movement - I get it from the Dollar Store. You can cut off the top flaps if the box is high enough to enclose Barbie or tape them all up in a vertical position. So you tape the front flap back in place. Then I take another piece of foil and tape it in place over the top of the opened box. When delivered, a utility knife is used to cut the front flap that was taped, open


Not a huge s-t-r-e-t-c-h based on this thread content to come up with some diverse alternatives for a kink friendly celebration.

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neonflux said:
Hmmmmm... keep on trying to access it and continue to get an error message saying that the page is unavailable? Hrmmph :( ~ Neon

That's messed up.

So sorry.

I googled wet shirts and came up with a great little toy demo of a wet t contest.

Damn.

Sorry.

*hangs head*
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Oh Goddess! I cannot believe that I let this one go! Barbie kink replaced with Barbie Camp! I claim the New Orleans trip, during which it made both D & me ROFLOAO... :D :D :D (I will wait to respond to your lovely subbie Ken photos once the captians go up, LOL!) :rose: Neon

P.S., this photo is absolutely brilliant!
 
this thread is wretchedly perverted.... it brings back such wonderful memories.

i remember tying up barbie (whom i called roxanne, it was the 80s) and then having all the other barbies dry hump her

i was always wanting to tie up her breasts. :D
 
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