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Barbie Doll Kink????

My barbies played a lot of non-consent games. That explains a lot....
 
Hahaha. I wish. My girl barbies made out a lot too. Guess even back then I knew I liked girls :)
 
hmmm

I never put it together...but I was a perv with my barbies too...ken would rape barbie..she would scream at first but love it by the end....
Barbie raped barbie...drugged her and went down on her......


what a pig i am!
 
FurryFury said:
From Barbie International Teck Support:

We are sorry to inform you that orders may not be canceled. If you have any other Barbie needs do let us know!

Thank you and have a happy Barbie day!
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Calls credit card company to try and tell them someone stole my card and is using it to buy barbies!! :cool:
 
wogult said:
Calls credit card company to try and tell them someone stole my card and is using it to buy barbies!! :cool:
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Dear Mr. Wogult,

You claim that your card was stolen to buy the "Fuck My Anus Barbie" and the "Slap My Balls Barbie." A review of your interest "interests" indicates that you are if fact the likely purchaser of said items.

Frankly, we'd like to help you out but we don't mess with the Barbie Cartel. It's simply not done. We can't cross them.

We can do one of two things upon receipt of your payment.

Cancel your "stolen" card or direct you to the "Blow Her Up, Barbie" site.

Please let us know your preferences.

Cordially,

Your Credit Card Specialist Ralph (in India)
 
FurryFury said:
Dear Mr. Wogult,

You claim that your card was stolen to buy the "Fuck My Anus Barbie" and the "Slap My Balls Barbie." A review of your interest "interests" indicates that you are if fact the likely purchaser of said items.

Frankly, we'd like to help you out but we don't mess with the Barbie Cartel. It's simply not done. We can't cross them.

We can do one of two things upon receipt of your payment.

Cancel your "stolen" card or direct you to the "Blow Her Up, Barbie" site.

Please let us know your preferences.

Cordially,

Your Credit Card Specialist Ralph (in India)
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Ok I will take the url for the blow up dolls. (secretly calls GI Joe to help with this darn snowballing barbie problem). Gets passport for India wanna talk to Ralph face to face. (never met a guy from India named Ralph am curious) I thought they were all named Fredrick.
 
wogult said:
don't you mean the so-ball-me Barbie?
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We are tying to ger your order "straight" at Blow Me Up Barbie in, Sir.

You'd rather the So-Ball-Me Blow Up Barbie over the Snowball Me Blow Up Barbie?

If you order now, you can get both by the 24th!

And they are 20% off if you order two or more.

Perhaps you'd like both?

Are you a member of the Blow Up Barbie Discount Club?

Remember they make great Christmas gifts for everyone!
 
FurryFury said:
We are tying to ger your order "straight" at Blow Me Up Barbie in, Sir.

You'd rather the So-Ball-Me Blow Up Barbie over the Snowball Me Blow Up Barbie?

If you order now, you can get both by the 24th!

And they are 20% off if you order two or more.

Perhaps you'd like both?

Are you a member of the Blow Up Barbie Discount Club?

Remember they make great Christmas gifts for everyone!
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Don't be sending me no dolls with 20% missing! Well at least make sure the good parts are intact.
 
wogult said:
Don't be sending me no dolls with 20% missing! Well at least make sure the good parts are intact.
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Sir,

The discount is in the amount you pay only. It does not affect the fine quality of our Blow Up Barbie Dolls. All parts are always fully functional as outlined at our web site and intact.

Why, just look at our customer feedback too see how fully satisfied you can expect to be with your Blow Up Barbie Doll selections!

Remember to order your Blow Up Barbie Dolls by midnight tonight to assure it will get to your house or that of your recipient by December 24, 2006!
 
FurryFury said:
Sir,

The discount is in the amount you pay only. It does not affect the fine quality of our Blow Up Barbie Dolls. All parts are always fully functional as outlined at our web site and intact.

Why, just look at our customer feedback too see how fully satisfied you can expect to be with your Blow Up Barbie Doll selections!

Remember to order your Blow Up Barbie Dolls by midnight tonight to assure it will get to your house or that of your recipient by December 24, 2006!
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yeah I better rush my order if I wanna get one of those Barbie-cums-down-the-chimeny dolls before Christmas. :rolleyes:
 
wogult said:
yeah I better rush my order if I wanna get one of those Barbie-cums-down-the-chimeny dolls before Christmas. :rolleyes:
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I shouldn't tell you this but the stock is getting quite low. They're practically flying out of the shipping bay doors. You'd better hurry.
 
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