Barbies that you will never see

[Guest]

Abducted by Aliens Barbie
Airline Disaster Barbie

Anti-Gravity Barbie

Barbarella Barbie

Barbie On Mars Barbie

Barbie On Mars Without a Spacesuit Barbie

Big Butt Barbie

Biker Chick Barbie

Birth Defect Barbie

Bulimic Barbie

Cryogenic Barbie

Exhibitionist Barbie

Flamethrower Mishap Barbie

Flatulence Barbie

Freeze-Dried Barbie

Hermaphrodite Barbie

Hunting Accident Barbie

Inside-Out Barbie

Ken-In-Drag Barbie

Leprosy Barbie

Mummified Barbie

Napalm Barbie

Nuclear Mutation Barbie

Parachute Didn't Open Barbie

Postmortem Barbie

Premature Burial Barbie

Psychotic Killer Clown Barbie

Quicksand Barbie

Re-Animated Barbie

Self-Immolation Barbie

Shark Attack Barbie

Siamese Barbie

Sideshow Freak Barbie

Unwanted Pregnancy Barbie

Walking Dead Barbie

Hangnail Barbie

Hemmoroid Barbie w/Preparation H Playset

Bladder Control Barbie w/ Depends Actions Set

Water Retention Barbie

Clubfoot Barbie

Cleft Pallete Barbie

White Trash Barbie

Pigeon Toed Barbie

Extra Fingers Barbie

Tapeworm Barbie

Binge and Purge Barbie

Vericose Veins Barbie

Junkie Barbie

Toejam Barbie

Flat-Chested Barbie

Communicable Disease Barbie

Oral Fixation Barbie

Hot and Ready Barbie

Deviated Septum Barbie

Pimple-Poppin' Barbie

Sex For Sale Barbie

Transexual Barbie

Tramp Barbie

Dazzling Toenails Barbie

Mixed Emotions Barbie

Boxcar Barbie

Manic Depressive Barbie

Facial Tick Barbie

Third World Barbie

Hangnail Barbie

Braided Nosehair Barbie

Montezuma's Revenge Barbie

Boob Job Barbie

Queen of the Trailer Park Barbie

Gentlemen's Club Barbie

Rhinoplasty Barbie

Monobrow Barbie

Change of Life Barbie

Skin Cancer Barbie

Liposuction Barbie w/ Hoover Action Set

Crash Test Barbie

Co-Dependent Barbie

Prozac Barbie

Hormone Shot Barbie

Dysfunctional Barbie

Klaus Barbie (with AUTHENTIC swastica armband)

Cenobite Barbie with head wrapped in REAL bloody barbedwire

Satanic Priestess Barbie

Abortion Clinic Barbie (with REAL blood on her hands) Milita Barbie (comes with paranoid anti-government pamplet and one Authentic Nitrate Bomb)

Typhoid Barbie

Stigmata Barbie

Meth Addict Barbie

Bestiality Barbie

Bailbondsman Barbie

Corrupt Politician Barbie

Bitter, Vindictive Divorcee Barbie

Man-Hating Bulldyke Barbie

Trailer Trash Barbie

Black Barbie

Sex-for-Sale Barbie (Complete with Pimp Daddy Ken)

Drug Pusher Barbie with Dressin' Up for a Gang Bang Playset

Crack-Whore Barbie with Kit of Pipes and Baggies

Mrs. Barbie Springer

Necropheliac Barbie

Grand Inquisitor Barbie

Mortician Barbie

Slot Jockey Barbie

False Prophet Barbie

Mine Sapping Barbie (comes with REAL U.N. barret)

High School Janitor Barbie

Roach Wrangling Barbie

Intestinal Distension Barbie (comes with one roll of toilet paper)

Holy Jihad Barbie (comes wrapped head to foot in black and carrying one ak-47)

Sentenced to Death by Electrocution Barbie (comes with pre-shaved head,one mandatory appeal and Court Appointed Attorney Ken)

 

[unusuallyconfused]

You know, I am known as Barbie to a lot of my friends. I did get married riding in on a harley, so I'll be the Barbie biker chick.

 

[Adoratrice]

http://www.harleyoutpost.com/barbie.htm


Here is one to mark off the list.....I'll see what else I can find...although some of those are pretty scary.

 

[Weird Harold]

Not exaclty a "Barbie (tm)" but...

There was a Barbarella Doll made by Mattel that all fo Barbie's clothes fit. It had Jane Fonda's face, but Barbie's body.

 

[nasty]

Here's a few I just thought of

White House intern Barbie(complete with blue dress with cum stain) Bondage Barbie, Alien Barbie,(complete with 1 or 3 boobs, you choose,)hairy pussy Barbie, 2-headed Barbie,(alright, so I streched that one.)

 

[morninggirl5]

Trailer Park Barbie

Waffle House Barbie

 

[Willing and Unsure]

was there ever a pregnant barbie?

then there's always...

stripper barbie
gang-banger barbie

 

[p_p_man]

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alimony grabbing bitch Barbie
fuck all men they're bastards Barbie
smiling assassin Barbie

 

[Willing and Unsure]

was drug dealer barbie mentioned?

or how bout suicidal barbie (not meant seriously), warrior barbie, dog-faced barbie, two-faced barbie, or cheating barbie (complete with 2 different ken dolls so she can successfully cheat)?

 

[MysteryJKR]

uhh Willing...

lol your thinking those through way to well hun.

 

[Low-light]

Necrophiliac Barbie
Whips 'N Chains Barbie
Botched Plastic Surgery Barbie

 

[Ally C]

I'm picturing all these weird accessories (such as fully furnished dwelling places) to suit each of those Barbies. Quite a scary thought ...

 

[GuyJD]

Single mother Barbie(comes with one child; all other children sold separately)

Serial Killer Barbie

Psyco Barbie (knife set sold separately)

Dysfunctional Family Barbie

Crackhead Barbie

Alcoholic Barbie (fifth of Jack Daniels sold separately)

Truck Driver Barbie

AND COMING SOON---
Mack Daddy Ken with his best Ho Barbie

 

[Guest]

Why doesn't barbie have nipples???

not to mention she has permanent underwear...and for that matter so does Ken....


And I remember when they briefly had Barbie's parents....... I think her mom had brown hair... and so did her dad... so I guess that answers that question But they took them off the market.


And yes there was a Pregnant Barbie...but she had brown hair too I think lol

 

[Guest]

Stretchmark Barbie.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

breast reduction barbie
candlemaker barbie
clown barbie
gambling barbie (with her own set of dice and cards)
underwear barbie (underwear is no longer permanent... but does come with a free pair)
wet t-shirt barbie

 

[Morden]

Man Hating dike Whore Barbie (complete with Easter Bunny and Santa Clause side kicks for those in the know. 100 dollar bill sold extra)
Suicide Barbie (With color change in water wrist slits)
Manga Barbie
Amputee Barbie

 

[Guest]

Piercings Barbie (comes complete with own at home piercing kit)
Vibrator Barbie (comes complete with vibrating head for those hard to reach places)

Anal Plug Ken

Sodomized Skipper

 

[freakygirl]

OMG.. LMAO@THIS THREAD.. i have 2 daughters who HATE Barbie.. maybe i'll print this out.. save it for when they are old enough to truely appreciate it.. lmao

 

[Brit]

What about Zoo-Barbie?. Has the advantage you can use the horse from the riding set.

 

[Brit]

Man, what a post to lose my lit-virginity on!

 

[Guest]

Ahh Farm Follies Barbie. complete with her own farm set...... including animals with strap-ons


Gimme some tongue Teresa (special limited edition with everyones fav sex toy... the TONGUE)

Masturbation Midge.

Finger Fuck Barbie

 

[Guest]

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I look like a Barbie with this Av don't I? LOL






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[Kymberley]

OMG have I got pics for this thread!!!!!

Enjoy!

Bad BDSM Barbie

 

[Kymberley]

Why Ken and Barbie won't be fucking tonite!