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[ReallyRandyReader]

ah another charmer trying to snake his way into my good graces.. I'm watching you sir

Pervert, watching a man while he..,

… I was just checking my zip was fastened /caughtredhandedinnocentvoice

 

[WhisperedDesires]

I wouldnt worry too much about her watching. She likes to do that apparently. Just keep your eyes on her eyes... when she's talking to you anyway.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I wouldnt worry too much about her watching. She likes to do that apparently. Just keep your eyes on her eyes... when she's talking to you anyway.

If she’s watching me, and you are watching her, whose watching you?

(This could fry my small brain soon - a Mexican stare off)

 

[Fiestykitten]

Pervert, watching a man while he..,

… I was just checking my zip was fastened /caughtredhandedinnocentvoice

You're "snake" was firmly tucked away sir, not need to worry

 

[Fiestykitten]

I wouldnt worry too much about her watching. She likes to do that apparently. Just keep your eyes on her eyes... when she's talking to you anyway.

Well at least I know I can teach you

 

[Fiestykitten]

If she’s watching me, and you are watching her, whose watching you?

(This could fry my small brain soon - a Mexican stare off)

I'm always watching everyone.... I see what you are both up to and it won't work on me! No siree

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I'm always watching everyone.... I see what you are both up to and it won't work on me! No siree

I blame your pics

 

[WhisperedDesires]

If she’s watching me, and you are watching her, whose watching you?

(This could fry my small brain soon - a Mexican stare off)

Truly, the most dastardly and confusing of stare offs... who blinks first and what consequence might there be?

Well at least I know I can teach you

I can, as it so happens, be taught. I can also be tossed in the deep end, thrown to the wolves and, on rare occasions, manage to surprise and impress.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Truly, the most dastardly and confusing of stare offs... who blinks first and what consequence might there be?



I can, as it so happens, be taught. I can also be tossed in the deep end, thrown to the wolves and, on rare occasions, manage to surprise and impress.

I'm sorry, all i heard was blah blah blah... i can't manage to surprise or impress

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Truly, the most dastardly and confusing of stare offs... who blinks first and what consequence might there be?

Careful! Don’t get to close to her. She could easily poke your eye out with one of those things if you lose eye contact and look down

 

[Fiestykitten]

Careful! Don’t get to close to her. She could easily poke your eye out with one of those things if you lose eye contact and look down

you wish!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Careful! Don’t get to close to her. She could easily poke your eye out with one of those things if you lose eye contact and look down

Wait! If you were implying that I have a penis, I do NOT, I just checked to confirm too!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

you wish!

I have many wishes. Can I rub them in case a genie lives there.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have many wishes. Can I rub them in case a genie lives there.

No, a genie does not live inside your penis.... glad I could help

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Wait! If you were implying that I have a penis, I do NOT, I just checked to confirm too!

I meant your nipples. And photos or how can we believe you lack one

 

[Fiestykitten]

I meant your nipples. And photos or how can we believe you lack one

Don't poke the beast, you might not like the response

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

No, a genie does not live inside your penis.... glad I could help

Shall I stop rubbing then?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Shall I stop rubbing then?

To each there own, you do you buddy hahaha

 

[WhisperedDesires]

I'm sorry, all i heard was blah blah blah... i can't manage to surprise or impress

Well, that would be hurtful... if it wasn't at least partially accurate. I shall strive to be better than merely words buzzing in your ear.

 

[Sarge9mm]

Well thank you, I aim to please

Id be er wanna stop

 

[WhisperedDesires]

This exchange between you two is, I must say, highly entertaining thus morning.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Well, that would be hurtful... if it wasn't at least partially accurate. I shall strive to be better than merely words buzzing in your ear.

If you hear buzzing in your ear, chances are you need to read the vibe instruction manual again.

 

[Fiestykitten]

If you hear buzzing in your ear, chances are you need to read the vibe instruction manual again.

I take it you have had this happen to you personally before. I have no problem finding which hole to use but you my sir i am now concerned for

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I take it you have had this happen to you personally before. I have no problem finding which hole to use but you my sir i am now concerned for

Look I confused oral sex and aural sex. It could happen to anyone

 

[Fiestykitten]

Look I confused oral sex and aural sex. It could happen to anyone

No it couldn't but keep on believing your bullshit, no one else is......