Be as boring as possible.

[Luna_Wolf72]

Must buy sugar.

oh and milk.

Do I need hot dogs?

No.

(thank goddess)

The sun is pretty.

It feels nice out.

I think therefore I spam.

Red.

*nods*

Yup. Red.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I just had weak coffee in a small styrofoam cup, with generic powdered "whitener" An infomercial for resealable food containers was on.

Bliss.

 

[Chaingun]

I decided last week to give up bellybutton maintenance for lint.

Awfully daring for a thread where boring is the requirement, don't you think?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Awfully daring for a thread where boring is the requirement, don't you think?

I like to love on the razor's edge between boredom and mere sad existence.

 

[knot_sweet]

my generic store bought coffee mug is half full of tepid instant. my computer has a little "thinking" clock on screen. it's been there for just over six minutes. and that's the third time i've heard that top 10 pop song this morning.

 

[midwestyankee]

Tonight the coffee at Starbucks is hot and brown. I do not know if I will be able to make the same report tomorrow.

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

I ran an analysis and found that beverages are the most talked about topic in this thread.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I shopped around for insurance today including an hour long call to a guy in Texas.

 

[troubledone]

I ran an analysis and found that beverages are the most talked about topic in this thread.

And a few other liquids

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

You're not supposed to be curious. That's Curious(_in_Cali)'s job.

And she does a great job at that, doesn't she? In Cali. But I'm in the Upper Midwest. Trust me, life isn't as interesting here. This forum is all I've got.

These made me make this face > But then I remembered that I read once ~ "Curiosity is the cure for boredom" and then I crashed into a *facepalm*... what have I done?! (Well, this is true according to Paula Parlejo whose credentials may be questionable depending on how you feel about her interviewing a cat for our universal truth, which I happen to be comfortable with most Tuesday nights...Wednesdays not so much.)

That said...

SW, if I am expressing curious tendencies here I do wholeheartedly express my sincerest apology. That said, in honor of this thread I will be mindful to go elsewhere to seek penance as given the audience here it would be most unwelcome, I think. Its the least I can do...

SMB, thank you for the featurettes that you so graciously share here. You have made me yawn I am sure, well at least pretty sure I have.... Regardless though, I am sure they are deeply appreciated by all of the glassy eyed stares that linger here, no matter where on the western middle-ish up side of the world they may be. Clearly, nothing special happens... everywhere.

 

[sweetmoonbeam]

And a few other liquids

Correct. Beige paint and still water ran a close second.

I used absolutely no math whatsoever in this analysis, btw.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Tonight the coffee at Starbucks is hot and brown. I do not know if I will be able to make the same report tomorrow.

Oh, the suspeence.

I like to love on the razor's edge between boredom and mere sad existence.

How eDGEy.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

How eDGEy.

That makes me want to spank you, quite hard... either as punishment (for making me laugh in this thread) or as reward (for making me laugh in this thread), I'm not sure which.

But then, I've considered the thought of spanking you before, and found that it was a good thought, so maybe it's just in response to seeing your name and AV.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

That makes me want to spank you, quite hard... either as punishment (for making me laugh in this thread) or as reward (for making me laugh in this thread), I'm not sure which.

But then, I've considered the thought of spanking you before, and found that it was a good thought, so maybe it's just in response to seeing your name and AV.

*puts on her very best straight face and speaks flatly...*

Some people find persistent indecision to be a monotonously tedious and boring state to linger in... I am suddenly not sure if I am one of those people.

A hem.

That said, I will say that when making decisions that making pro and con lists might be helpful. AND, list making seems appropriate content for this thread. You could use real paper and a pencil... or maybe if you are feeling bold, a ball point pen or even a permanent marker. When making lists I find it best to use a neutral blue or black pen...and avoid distracting colors like red or purple. Or you could just use digital media of your preference as that is a perfectly acceptable option as well. There is something about the glide of the pen to paper though isn't there?

My tea is tepid, again. I guess I am off to go reheat it, again.

 

[NeonKnickers]

My lint trap is full. *



*not a euphemism.

 

[knot_sweet]

I like Smarties better than M&Ms. Red Smarties taste better than the other colours.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I swapped laundry to the dryer last night, but somehow forgot to turn the dryer on. Much to my surprise this morning, the clothes (though still quite damp of course) were still in fact drier (as in not as wet) than they were last night. So even when the dryer is not on it still works to make things drier. Who knew?

 

[knot_sweet]

institutional white walls that have gone that funny grey colour with notices that are so old the paper has yellowed. surrounded by the smell of people who aren't there, cold floor and the leftover aroma of cooked food. Plastic stackable chairs with the odd coloured, stained padded seats.

it's almost creepy boring.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Without air, I would not be able to breathe...

ergo...

air is good.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Tepid soup.

 

[rbijon]

Tepid soup.

a blank page

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

a blank page

I don't know... that can be pretty exciting and inspiring depending on your mood of course... unless you have no pencil and no inspiration... then that is kinda sad.

 

[rbijon]

I don't know... that can be pretty exciting and inspiring depending on your mood of course... unless you have no pencil and no inspiration... then that is kinda sad.

....or when you are doing a paper..........

However, in the spirit of non-boredom....shall we pen our own story of exciting exploits?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

....or when you are doing a paper..........

However, in the spirit of non-boredom....shall we pen our own story of exciting exploits?

Homework that you are merely enduring belongs in this thread, but your other suggestion probably does not.

 

[Scentofawoman]

I'm sitting on a swing not moving while all the other kids are swinging.