Be proud old guys!

[UtilityCurve]

I am 43 years old and just finished the best sex of my life with a 19 year old goddess!
I know it's perverted...
I know Im old enough to be her father...
But I couldn't resist. I just had to brag.

Heartiest of congratulations!

 

[Crownvic]

Heartiest of congratulations!

Good for you .....

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

You ever make fun of someone so much you feel like you should thank them for all the good times you had? That's this thread.

 

[13Fantasies]

You ever make fun of someone so much you feel like you should thank them for all the good times you had? That's this thread.

I keep waiting for more of YOUR stories to keep it going. Especially now that the OP has a profile picture attempting to double down.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

A completely legit highlight from this weekend that isnt at all made up.

So I was at Target the other day buying Magnum condoms. I saw a young 19 year old babygirl there. She giggled and asked me to help her panty shop. And you know what happens next, right guys? Next thing you know we were totally fucking in the dressing room. They sent security to try to get us to stop but they all just got totally hard with my amazing fuck skills and they just pulled their dicks out and started jerking off. Then the 40-something year old MILF store manager came out, opened the door where we were fucking and joined us. So the entire store at that point stopped what they were doing and were so impressed by my fuck skills that they all just started jerking off. The store was so full of cum they had to call the National Guard. Who then got so turned on THEY started jerking off.

Life hack: this is how you get your Magnum condoms for free.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A completely legit highlight from this weekend that isnt at all made up.

So I was at Target the other day ... *snip*
Life hack: this is how you get your Magnum condoms for free.

I need to quit avoiding Target.

 

[13Fantasies]

I live for these stories.

 

[Apisto42]

Fuck, this thread reminds me of that classic filleting thread a few years ago.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I'm still laughing at the picture of the dude logging out of his account, logging into another account, posting "you need to hydrate, daddy", logging out, then logging back into the previous account to reply.

 

[13Fantasies]

I'm still laughing at the picture of the dude logging out of his account, logging into another account, posting "you need to hydrate, daddy", logging out, then logging back into the previous account to reply.

And then deleting the guy account, but keeping the girl account.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

And then deleting the guy account, but keeping the girl account.

"Aww shit, they're onto me! Which account do I delete?" I kinda felt bad for him, this was a real Sophie's Choice.

 

[richmondman]

A completely legit highlight from this weekend that isnt at all made up.

So I was at Target the other day buying Magnum condoms. I saw a young 19 year old babygirl there. She giggled and asked me to help her panty shop. And you know what happens next, right guys? Next thing you know we were totally fucking in the dressing room. They sent security to try to get us to stop but they all just got totally hard with my amazing fuck skills and they just pulled their dicks out and started jerking off. Then the 40-something year old MILF store manager came out, opened the door where we were fucking and joined us. So the entire store at that point stopped what they were doing and were so impressed by my fuck skills that they all just started jerking off. The store was so full of cum they had to call the National Guard. Who then got so turned on THEY started jerking off.

Life hack: this is how you get your Magnum condoms for free.

Wow, that's a hot true story. UR so lucky! Your fuck skills should be on the national contingency list for FEMA response. The whole agency would jerk off. Or the UN. Then whole nations would jerk off. I'd like to have fuck skills too. PM barefootgirl69 cause she was just talking about that, then she'll tell me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wow, that's a hot true story. UR so lucky! Your fuck skills should be on the national contingency list for FEMA response. The whole agency would jerk off. Or the UN. Then whole nations would jerk off. I'd like to have fuck skills too. PM barefootgirl69 cause she was just talking about that, then she'll tell me.

Don't you go sacrificing me to the Lit Gods of Sex!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

The thing that disgusts me the most about the original post is that I'm like 4 years older than the OP.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The thing that disgusts me the most about the original post is that I'm like 4 years older than the OP.

That makes you sexier, though!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

That makes you sexier, though!

Now you're talking

 

[13Fantasies]

That makes you sexier, though!

Especially to those 19 year old girls.

 

[Taegul]

I need to go back to junior college to meet some nice single ladies.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I’m old and been here a decade

What was the question

 

[13Fantasies]

You ought to learn from @NRJLIVES4ever

 

[AmberLGreen]

The thing that disgusts me the most about the original post is that I'm like 4 years older than the OP.

I am at least 4 years older than the one who was sucking his cock. Fancy hooking up? We could recreate it in a more mature (pensioner) style

 

[Tayloroc]

I am at least 4 years older than the one who was sucking his cock. Fancy hooking up? We could recreate it in a more mature (pensioner) style

What a wonderfully mature question

 

[barefootgirl69]

I’m 47 and there’s probably no way in hell a 19 year old would go for me. LOL

You just need a suit and put "Professor" in front of your name.

Or handcuffs.

 

[saucy_charlene]

I prefer older guys

Me too and I am 54 yrs old.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Thank God I am over 54!!