because i'm beautiful.

[janhammer123]

you're laughable.

 

[IfItsThisName]

Thank YOU for posting!

I'm assiduously avoiding the pm button so as not to mess it all up whilst you are sharing such lovely pictures.

 

[nmcx33]

the pictures are so...sensual, while also VERY exciting.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I'm a man-hating lesbian, too. A vagitarian, if you will.

 

[johnann]

Love the pictures...your replies to some of the posts are strange!!!

 

[dolf]

Love the pictures...your replies to some of the posts are strange!!!

it's called humor.
some people are allergic

 

[RawHumor]

it's called humor.
some people are allergic

Some people are just better at humor than others. Don't worry... you'll grow at it.

 

[wdman2]

Love the sense of humor

smut.

Really love your pics especialy the last one in this series...Thanks for sharing wdman2

 

[Guest]

what to say, what to say ??

I want to send you a really creepy PM, but i can't think of anything to say

Any suggestions ?

 

[Brnacane]

gorgeous pictures, ty for posting

 

[MacGuffinn]

Praise the gods for smut.

 

[janhammer123]

There's always a bit of truth - in your case, a lot of truth, in every joke. This site isn't for you; in my opinion.

 

[mranyguy]

.... and everyone is allowed an opinion...

 

[OGME]

Oh hi Dolf! Good to see you over here

Nice back muscles btw

Remind me to send you a creepy PM sometime...

 

[dolf]

There's always a bit of truth - in your case, a lot of truth, in every joke. This site isn't for you; in my opinion.

hmmm...some 9 post lurker telling someone with {omg...do i really post that much?} posts that they don't belong on the site.

*swoon*

you've impressed me!

 

[ShyNymph]

*sighs* Simply gorgeous.

And some of the replies (and I'm not talking about just yours, or even those that are intended to be funny) are truly hilarious.

A thread entertaining on all levels!

 

[nowitzki41]

your pretty but your not beatiful sorry maybe in the next life

 

[thør]

Lovely photos, dolf. Thank you for sharing. I found the ballet slippers interesting, and the photos through the headboard grille to be quite erotic.

 

[dolf]

Lovely photos, dolf. Thank you for sharing. I found the ballet slippers interesting, and the photos through the headboard grille to be quite erotic.

getting an orgasm too happen in ime to a timer ending...bloody nightmare!

 

[Guest]

Hi dolf,
Your pictures are fantastic and I really love your sense of humor. Very entertaining.

Take care

 

[Hocky9377]

added to the hall of morons.

cummingforyou

no, i do not want to take pictures of myself wanking to your pathetic little penis on screen.

ROFL!!

Sexy pics, dolf. And its great you are naming the morons.

 

[dolf]

ROFL!!

Sexy pics, dolf. And its great you are naming the morons.

noooo, it's wrong!
i'm an ampic freak!!!

 

[quietlyhorny]

noooo, it's wrong!
i'm an ampic freak!!!

You must be an ampic freak... you sleep on a patterned bedspread....

Nice job on outing the wierdos

 

[RawHumor]

noooo, it's wrong!
i'm an ampic freak!!!

You should be ashamed to be seen with the likes of... ummm... us.

 

[dolf]

You should be ashamed to be seen with the likes of... ummm... us.

you're the worst of them, raw!

if we woren't such good friends i'd hate you