Bee Sting Lips...HOT!

[Lancecastor]

I don't know how all those pouty-lipped models put up with those bee-sting lips.

A wasp hid in my beer at the cottage and stung my lower lip as I spat the little bastard out.

Fuckin' hurt.

But I look hotter than ever.

http://forums.bowsite.com/tf/pics/00small13211594.JPG

 

[islandman]

The blank look in your eyes is indicative of anaphylaxis.

Either that or you take horrid selfies.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You've brought back the sexy, babe.

 

[HoHoBomb]

and make it feel better

 

[contrifan32]

... and for the record, a wasp is not a bee.

 

[Lancecastor]

... and for the record, a wasp is not a bee.

Says who?

http://insects.about.com/od/identifyaninsect/a/beeorwasp.htm

 

[Mischka]

I'd eat two plates of poutine before believing that's you.



PS. I have nothing against poutine. Just trying to think of something Canadian.

 

[Lancecastor]

Poutine is a lot like Celine Dion.

 

[Mischka]

OK, then I have something against poutine.

 

[Lancecastor]

Both have cheese curds.

 

[HoHoBomb]

http://www.paulinasmashfansite.zoomshare.com/album/MASH%20photos/images/f76fbac21e7663cf32face6c14d4d545_11595103840/image.jpg​

 

[Mischka]

A friend once gave me a lipgloss that had some weird chemical in it that made my lips hurt like hell, and promptly made them balloon up. That wasn't a mistake, that was the point of the lipgloss. It tasted like wedding cake. I used it only once, because I was curious, but I don't care for cake all that much, or for looking like the stung chap up there (who is NOT Lancecastor).

 

[Lancecastor]

A friend once gave me a lipgloss that had some weird chemical in it that made my lips hurt like hell, and promptly made them balloon up. That wasn't a mistake, that was the point of the lipgloss. It tasted like wedding cake. I used it only once, because I was curious, but I don't care for cake all that much, or for looking like the stung chap up there (who is NOT Lancecastor).

"Artists Rendering, E&OE"

 

[bg23]

I'd eat two plates of poutine before believing that's you.



PS. I have nothing against poutine. Just trying to think of something Canadian.

you mean you don't think lance could pull off that stylish denim jacket the way that hunk of manmeat does?

 

[islandman]

I buy that Lance has a cabin in the woods and far, far away from another living soul.

 

[Lancecastor]

I buy that Lance has a cabin in the woods and far, far away from another living soul.

It's ultra romantic.

When you type it...it just sounds creepy.

 

[islandman]

It's ultra romantic.

When you type it...it just sounds creepy.

I have one of those keyboards.

 

[Lancecastor]

I have one of those keyboards.

Microsoft product.


Confession: I only watch Graceland for this chick's lips.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6900000/Vanessa-Ferlito-aiden-burn-6932454-200-250.jpg

 

[contrifan32]

Says who?

http://insects.about.com/od/identifyaninsect/a/beeorwasp.htm

Your "research"

 

[Disgustipated]

How'd your upper lip get so fucked up if it stung your lower lip?

 

[Mischka]

How'd your upper lip get so fucked up if it stung your lower lip?

How did the rest of us miss this tidbit? Well done, sir.

 

[Lancecastor]

How'd your upper lip get so fucked up if it stung your lower lip?

There's nothing wrong with my upper lip!

 

[Skiddles2014]

You look like a white bubba gump.

 

[nowisthetime]

You look like a white bubba gump.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lancecastor]

Thin lips have always been the easiest way to spot the aliens among us.