Begin your sentence with..........

[badjanus]

Prison time is tough, lockdown time is tougher

 

[TheMrBurns]

Tougher detergent for your toughest stains.

 

[suelove58]

Tougher detergent for your toughest stains.

Stains can be embarrassing, especially on ones clothes.

 

[badjanus]

Stains can be embarrassing, especially on ones clothes.

Clothes? Where you're going you won't need clothes.

 

[loquere]

Clothes? Where you're going you won't need clothes.

Clothes are optional.

 

[done_got_old]

Optional enhancements are often expensive.

 

[PattiJolene]

Expensive perfume is the only kind l buy.

 

[done_got_old]

Buy me my favorite perfume.

 

[loquere]

Buy me my favorite perfume.

Perfume inspired by real human scents, that's what Loquere Fragrances International will produce, our first perfume will capture the uniqueness of diarrhea.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Perfume inspired by real human scents, that's what Loquere Fragrances International will produce, our first perfume will capture the uniqueness of diarrhea.

you already know I appreciate your irreverent attitude

Diarrhea of the mouth is what I generally think of when I think of Ted Nugent.

 

[loquere]

you already know I appreciate your irreverent attitude

Diarrhea of the mouth is what I generally think of when I think of Ted Nugent.

Nugent or Nuggets, please annunciate, because I was just about to hand you a demonic CD instead of ten pounds of our godly chicken nuggets!

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Nuggets, just a few, of advice: Get to know Steve Marriott and Vivian Campbell, pronto

 

[done_got_old]

Pronto was the first cousin of Tonto.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Tonto was easily the worst role Johnny Depp ever played.

 

[loquere]

Tonto was easily the worst role Johnny Depp ever played.

Played with my heart, is a term I'm too familiar with, fuck and go is the best policy, love no one.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Played with my heart, is a term I'm too familiar with, fuck and go is the best policy, love no one.

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know

 

[loquere]

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know

Know what I say is the truth, you need to start wearing a mask & respect my personal space, not because of covid, but because you stink like grim death.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Death, you mention, shortly after I listened to Elton John's Funeral for a Friend, which we all know leads into Love Lies Bleeding.

 

[loquere]

Death, you mention, shortly after I listened to Elton John's Funeral for a Friend, which we all know leads into Love Lies Bleeding.

Bleeding isn't the issue, it's that you're doing it on my brand new expensive couch. If you're gonna die can you be respectful enough to do it at your own home, please leave.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Bleeding isn't the issue, it's that you're doing it on my brand new expensive couch. If you're gonna die can you be respectful enough to do it at your own home, please leave.

Leave, you ask, but would that involve saying goodbye while on the yellow brick road or perhaps a so long from the long and winding road?

 

[Phenorke]

Leave, you ask, but would that involve saying goodbye while on the yellow brick road or perhaps a so long from the long and winding road?

Road trip....hell yes I am always up for a road trip!

 

[loquere]

Road trip....hell yes I am always up for a road trip!

Trip? Nope this is the year of the staycation.

 

[Phenorke]

Trip? Nope this is the year of the staycation.

Staycations? The only kind of staycation I want is where we stay home and have sex all day.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Staycations? The only kind of staycation I want is where we stay home and have sex all day.

Day-umm, that just might break my resolve but I must carry on my wayward son because every single night (they're) driving me insane, those men inside my brain

 

[loquere]

"Brain on drugs" ads always just made me hungry.

Hungry hungry hippo.