Begin your sentence with..........

[Pad_Foot]

Week after week the men continue to get crushed b in the Battle thread

 

[CiaoSteve]

Threading a camel through the eye of a needle might be easier

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Easier solutions are not necessarily the best solutions

 

[CiaoSteve]

Solutions are normally made of something dissolved in liquid

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Liquids in that scenario are invariably described as solvents unless I'm very mistaken

 

[Jada59]

Mistaken notions are the bane of some people’s existence.

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Existence is a poor substitute for having a life

 

[CiaoSteve]

Life but not as we know it was the subject of many a sci-fi film

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Film was an obsolete media medium before the advent of digital replacements

 

[CiaoSteve]

Replacements are what I need, an ankle, two knees, and a few extra grey cells

 

[Jada59]

Cells are in your body and even on your skin.

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Skin deep is not the boundary where beauty is concerned

 

[Jada59]

Concerned citizens are fleeing!

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Fleeing recent memories and the realities of today

 

[Jada59]

Today is going to be a great day!

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Day seems to have been kidnapped by someone hyper on amphetamines

 

[Jada59]

Amphetamines can case heart attacks.

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Attacks of simple spelling errors are an early symptom

 

[Jada59]

Symptom number 1 is that your sense of smell is off.

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Off the top of my head I suspect that I'm talking to an out of control bot

 

[Jada59]

Bot flies are a nuisance un sone areas.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Area 51 is allegedly where you might find alien artefacts

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Artefacts from the British Museum have been stolen and have turned up for sale on eBay

 

[Jada59]

eBay can be a good way to make a quick buck.

 

[ImaginedScenarios]

Buckle up its going to be a long day