Begin your sentence with..........

[Sensuous999]

Microphone static surely does irritate.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Irritation can be calmed through the application of topical ointments

 

[Sensuous999]

Ointments at times can be messy and smelly

 

[Velour_Moura]

Smelly feet could use some washing

 

[jonnoback]

Washing is such a chore even with a washing machine

 

[Velour_Moura]

Machine learning still a course?

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Course of action starts with programming the machines to clean the house before they take over the world.

 

[jonnoback]

World domination is the aim of disturbingly too many people

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

People are always quick to tell others how to live while their own lives are a complete mess.

 

[ccs29745]

Mess hall will be open from 11 am to 3pm if you're hungry for some grub.

 

[KatNipHigh]

Grub is waiting in the kitchen.

 

[Shady_nz]

Kitchen equipment replacement can be expensive

 

[KatNipHigh]

Expensive doesn't always mean better quality.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Quality isn't so much in what you have but more how you put it to good use

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Use of self is highly recommended

 

[CiaoSteve]

Recommended course of action is to ask rather than assume

 

[Betty_Boobz]

assume they says, makes an arse of out of you and me

 

[CiaoSteve]

Me was almost expecting that response

 

[Betty_Boobz]

Away with you, said the Queen

 

[Orwellian69]

Queen are massively overrated.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Overrated is the taste of snails and frogs legs

 

[Jada59]

Legs are a fetish for some people.

 

[jonnoback]

People and legs go together like Lego

 

[Jada59]

Lego alone can accomplish nothing.

 

[Sensuous999]

Nothing good can come of stepping barefoot on a Lego