Begin your sentence with..........

[thebeesknees]

Spent all my money on whores and beer...

Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.

 

[done_got_old]

Spent all my money on whores and beer...

Beer gave you a beer belly and now you can't get it up or in.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Problems can be easily rectified if one keeps an open mind to fairness and opportunity.

 

[MisterTom]

Opportunity is missed by most people because it's dressed in overalls and looks like work.

 

[krankybytch]

Men in overalls are looking for "working " girls

 

[done_got_old]

Opportunity is missed by most people because it's dressed in overalls and looks like work.

Work smart, not hard.

 

[thebeesknees]

Work smart, not hard.

Hard cocks make for the deepest penetration!

 

[Uccellacci]

Penetration requires lubrication.

 

[MisterTom]

Lubrication cannot be underestimated, not just for sex but for life in general...

 

[kurrginatorX]

General Mills makes some decent cereals.

 

[done_got_old]

Cereals take up a lot of space in grocery stores.

 

[MisterTom]

Stores everywhere are struggling to compete with online shopping.

 

[done_got_old]

Shopping with cash is almost obsolete.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Shopping with cash is almost obsolete.

Obsolete is a word used to describe a dial-up modem.

 

[viperbob]

Obsolete is a word used to describe a dial-up modem.

Modem upgrades tend to help with connection.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Modem upgrades tend to help with connection.

Connection, of the interpersonal kind, is what many people desire.

 

[done_got_old]

Desire can motivate even a stubborn person.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Person(ally), i prefer the crackle of vinyl over the purity of digital

 

[2021Noobie]

Digital sex seems like it would be really futuristic but folks have used and preferred just their digits for masturbation since the age cavemen.

 

[Gamine67]

Caveman; what was Ringo Starr thinking?

 

[4nk8]

Thinking making love would nice about now

 

[kurrginatorX]

Thinking making love would nice about now

Now it's time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin. They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in. You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality. Hillbilly, that is. Take your shoes off. Sit a spell. Y'all come back now, ya hear?

 

[MisterTom]

Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed In the wells of silence

 

[done_got_old]

Silence, if you have a toddler, means danger!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Silence, if you have a toddler, means danger!

Danger, Will Robinson. Danger.