Begin your sentence with..........

[Trubbycat]

Did you ever fart in the bathtub?

 

[fsa52]

Bathtub sex is fun, but tricky.

 

[loquere]

Tricky Dicky thinks he can fuck me but im the one that fucks.

 

[Lily13]

Fucks sake, gimme a break!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Break time is over!

 

[loquere]

Out! Get out your tracking mud all over my floor.

 

[Gamine67]

Floor It! I hear the coppers coming.

 

[fsa52]

Coming home, after a vacation, is like a double edged sword.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sword blade needs sharpening.

 

[Gamine67]

Sharpening his dagger with a wet stone usually brings thoughts of polishing his knob late.

 

[loquere]

Late again?

 

[LiveWire64]

Again and again she complained.

 

[loquere]

Complained, nope she more than Complained, she yelled at my dick for an hour.

 

[Hornynipples61]

Hour three of teasing and denying me until I'm begging to cum.

 

[loquere]

Cum now or die.

 

[fsa52]

“Die!” is what she screamed to the squirming mouse caught in the trap.

 

[willlph]

trap the snake with a bucket before it gets away

 

[loquere]

Away they're body went into the dark hole, absent they're kidney liver & heart which I had made into a fantastic feast.

 

[Gamine67]

Feast My Pretties! Tomorrow comes the Muffin Man.

 

[loquere]

Man that was a great bachelor party you planned, shrimp as big as my fist .

 

[Lily13]

Fist in the air, “yeah baby”!

 

[loquere]

Baby baby baby oh I want you to be mine.

 

[stressedsubject]

Mine tonight or are you still mine tomorrow (had to adjust the lyrics to make the it sound right)

 

[loquere]

Right, I said keep right, now we're in Mexico

 

[Gamine67]

¿Mexico? Ah qué bueno, vamos a la playa Dude.