Trubbycat Friendly Dad Bod Joined Nov 30, 2004 Posts 20,388 Jan 31, 2024 #4,376 Now get in there and on the bed, face down bottom up.
Sparky74 Natural Scent. Joined Jun 24, 2016 Posts 3,859 Jan 31, 2024 #4,377 Up well that sentence just sums up exactly what I meant, no manners at all.
Biggalute Literotica Guru Joined Apr 5, 2018 Posts 12,311 Jan 31, 2024 #4,378 All the manners in the world won't get you laid but at least you can thank her politely when she tell you to f off
All the manners in the world won't get you laid but at least you can thank her politely when she tell you to f off
PicassosPleasure Is Her Pleasure Joined Jan 8, 2024 Posts 6,613 Jan 31, 2024 #4,379 Off, as in getting off, is so self-defeating since the aim should be to get it on and stay on.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,211 Jan 31, 2024 #4,380 On what day are we scheduling that orgy?
Sparky74 Natural Scent. Joined Jun 24, 2016 Posts 3,859 Jan 31, 2024 #4,381 Orgy Definitely as long as its outdoors.
PicassosPleasure Is Her Pleasure Joined Jan 8, 2024 Posts 6,613 Jan 31, 2024 #4,382 Outdoors sex is fun in any season, especially orgies, so long as your prepared for extremes.
Sparky74 Natural Scent. Joined Jun 24, 2016 Posts 3,859 Jan 31, 2024 #4,383 Extremes of sizes of Penis and the Gorgeous Hairy Vaginas.
PicassosPleasure Is Her Pleasure Joined Jan 8, 2024 Posts 6,613 Jan 31, 2024 #4,384 Vaginas are a man's best friend, because who would lick their dog.
Sparky74 Natural Scent. Joined Jun 24, 2016 Posts 3,859 Jan 31, 2024 #4,385 Dogs have bid Dicks honestly I'm not jealous at all.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,211 Jan 31, 2024 #4,386 All are welcome at the nude beach.
PicassosPleasure Is Her Pleasure Joined Jan 8, 2024 Posts 6,613 Jan 31, 2024 #4,387 Beach sex by a campfire is NOT overrated.
NoStringsLover82 Virgin Joined Jan 1, 2024 Posts 3 Jan 31, 2024 #4,388 Party in my pants and you’re invited
PicassosPleasure Is Her Pleasure Joined Jan 8, 2024 Posts 6,613 Jan 31, 2024 #4,390 Not to be telling tales out of school, but just YOUR hands in your pants does not a party make.
PicassosPleasure Is Her Pleasure Joined Jan 8, 2024 Posts 6,613 Feb 1, 2024 #4,392 "War and Peace" by Tolstoy is not a light read.
PicassosPleasure Is Her Pleasure Joined Jan 8, 2024 Posts 6,613 Feb 1, 2024 #4,394 Rights require responsibility.
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 9,628 Feb 1, 2024 #4,395 Responsibility of all might make this world a better place.
Lily13 Dolce con un morso Joined Feb 26, 2012 Posts 19,592 Feb 1, 2024 #4,396 Place this flower in the vase on the table.
PicassosPleasure Is Her Pleasure Joined Jan 8, 2024 Posts 6,613 Feb 1, 2024 #4,397 Table settings for romantic dinners demand both flowers and candles.
Biggalute Literotica Guru Joined Apr 5, 2018 Posts 12,311 Feb 1, 2024 #4,398 Candles drip from my nose, my heart is breaking, I have no tissues
PicassosPleasure Is Her Pleasure Joined Jan 8, 2024 Posts 6,613 Feb 1, 2024 #4,399 Tissues, the lack thereof, are certainly an issue when you have a dripping nose.
Biggalute Literotica Guru Joined Apr 5, 2018 Posts 12,311 Feb 1, 2024 #4,400 Noses are red, heads are sore, I'm on to work now, what a poxy bore