Begin your sentence with..........

[PicassosPleasure]

Fun times should be had by all on Lit, and if you take things too seriously you should not be here.

 

[Biggalute]

Here, Here. Well said old chap

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Chap lips in winter suck...roughly.

 

[Dubinsky]

Roughly ninety percent of the people I meet are weird in some way.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Way too confusing, because if ten percent are normal, how is that normal?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Normal is quite the opposite of me and I like it that way.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Team spirit is a force to be reckoned with on the field of play.

 

[Biggalute]

Playdough is what I make all my little friends out of

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Of them, which is your favorite?

 

[Biggalute]

Favorite things! Just saying the words brings out my inner Julie Andrews. Yikes

 

[Gamine67]

Yikes! I didn’t know it jiggled like that until I found the video.

 

[LizVegas79]

Yikes! I didn’t know it jiggled like that until I found the video.

Video of me riding a sybbie may or may not be currently circulating on the internet.

 

[Gamine67]

Video of me riding a sybbie may or may not be currently circulating on the internet.

Internet memes start naughty dreams.

 

[loquere]

Dreams of my dick.

 

[Biggalute]

Dicks can be particularly prevalent sometimes

 

[n8Romantic]

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

 

[ccs29745]

Sit and think are great time killers, but also great idea makers as well.

 

[Gamine67]

Well, either sh?t or get off the pot.

 

[ccs29745]

Pot calling the kettle black is a fun metaphor.

 

[Gamine67]

Metaphor be with you.

 

[fsa52]

You never fail to crack me up, lady!

 

[ccs29745]

Lady Gamine, fsa, you two are great.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Great loves are but one in a lifetime, I feel.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Though true love does exist, that doen't mean it's easy to maintain.

 

[Biggalute]

Maintain a semblance of dignity, it's the least one can do